Forums > General Industry > I went to the zoo today and ended up shooting porn

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Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

You never know just what's going to come up at the zoo...

  https://www.visi.com/~loki/ladybug_sex-01.jpg

  Funny... it just doesn't do it for me for some reason...

Apr 01 06 01:53 am Link

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Brian Diaz

Posts: 65617

Danbury, Connecticut, US

Those are ladybugs, right?  That's some hot lezbo action.

Apr 01 06 01:55 am Link

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Boho Hobo

Posts: 25351

Santa Barbara, California, US

Pat Thielen wrote:
You never know just what's going to come up at the zoo...

  https://www.visi.com/~loki/ladybug_sex-01.jpg

  Funny... it just doesn't do it for me for some reason...

Shouldn't you be linking this?    The mods are going to come after you for showing 18+ outright in the forums.  YOu know, little kids could stumble upon this and then wonder what it's all about!!!

Apr 01 06 01:55 am Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

I must struggle and fight for my rights as a photographer to show my work. I shall not be censored!

Apr 01 06 01:56 am Link

Photographer

Boho Hobo

Posts: 25351

Santa Barbara, California, US

Pat Thielen wrote:
I must struggle and fight for my rights as a photographer to show my work. I shall not be censored!

Well I for one am offended.  What if a client of mine wants to view my work, reads about zoo shots clicks on this thread and sees this kind of insect filth!

Apr 01 06 02:00 am Link

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HungryEye

Posts: 2281

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Mmmmm... Macro porn...
My only objection is that the clattering is distracting.

Apr 01 06 02:05 am Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

HungryEye wrote:
Mmmmm... Macro porn...
My only objection is that the clattering is distracting.

What is this "clattering" you speak of?

  Just curious...

  And really, I hadn't intended this shoot to become a porn shoot. I couldn't help it; the models were just so into each other. I wonder if this happens a lot at photo shoots... Maybe I'll have to start another thread...

  Or, maybe not. wink

  -P-

Apr 01 06 03:49 am Link

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Acid-Candy

Posts: 94

Jefferson City, Missouri, US

lol last time i took my kids to the zoo a bear was giving himself a blow job LOL scary stuff.

Apr 01 06 08:22 am Link

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Savvy1007

Posts: 796

Pat Thielen wrote:
You never know just what's going to come up at the zoo...

  https://www.visi.com/~loki/ladybug_sex-01.jpg

  Funny... it just doesn't do it for me for some reason...

so the zoo is the place to go to get laid...  at least you have a choice of different species including humans...

Apr 01 06 08:27 am Link

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Joe Koz

Posts: 1981

Lititz, Pennsylvania, US

https://www.musecube.com/joekoz451/105452/105452-956830-large.jpg

It's everywhere, it's everywhere!!!

Apr 01 06 09:53 am Link

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Richard Beebe

Posts: 217

Tracy, California, US

Brian Diaz wrote:
Those are ladybugs, right?  That's some hot lezbo action.

I hate to burst your bubble, Brian, but "lady" bugs come in both male and female.

Apr 01 06 10:01 am Link

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Natasha Atomic

Posts: 62

Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

Acid-Candy wrote:
lol last time i took my kids to the zoo a bear was giving himself a blow job LOL scary stuff.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I fell of my chair reading that, now everyone at work is staring at me *looks around*

Apr 01 06 10:06 am Link

Photographer

Gems of Nature in N Atl

Posts: 1334

North Atlanta, Georgia, US

KM - you actually refer potential clients to this site????

Never knew a bear could give himself a blow job!!! HOW BOUT DEM BEARS!!

MM= temporary vaction from the real world.

Apr 01 06 10:32 am Link

Photographer

Gems of Nature in N Atl

Posts: 1334

North Atlanta, Georgia, US

vacation (damn!)

Apr 01 06 10:33 am Link

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Acid-Candy

Posts: 94

Jefferson City, Missouri, US

Natasha O wrote:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I fell of my chair reading that, now everyone at work is staring at me *looks around*

LOL i was laughing so hard we had to take a picture lol

https://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f284/pumkingutts/Zoo/51194345.jpg
https://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f284/pumkingutts/Zoo/9d36a75c.jpg

Apr 01 06 11:28 am Link

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Angie Borras

Posts: 1933

Kissimmee, Florida, US

ewwww

Apr 01 06 11:42 am Link

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Far West Imaging

Posts: 436

Laguna Hills, California, US

Finally a forum thread worth reading. 

But that bear is sick.

Apr 01 06 11:47 am Link

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Stormrider

Posts: 57

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 

Oh man, that bear is one of the funniest things I've seen in a loooooooong time.  That is so priceless!

Apr 01 06 11:59 am Link

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UnoMundo

Posts: 47532

Olympia, Washington, US

Jeff Marsh wrote:
KM - you actually refer potential clients to this site????

Never knew a bear could give himself a blow job!!! HOW BOUT DEM BEARS!!

MM= temporary vaction from the real world.

Now, there are at least six MM members thowing their backs out trying to be a bear

but, the bear is cleaning himself - just proper hygiene

Apr 01 06 12:00 pm Link

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Gems of Nature in N Atl

Posts: 1334

North Atlanta, Georgia, US

I'm sorry but this photo is bogus!  He's giving himself a handjob, anybody can see that..... gawd this cracks me up!!!!

Apr 01 06 12:01 pm Link

Model

Diane ly

Posts: 1068

Manhattan, Illinois, US

I was hoping to see humping monkeys hmm

Apr 01 06 12:13 pm Link

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William Coleman

Posts: 2371

New York, New York, US

Pat Thielen wrote:
You never know just what's going to come up at the zoo...

  https://www.visi.com/~loki/ladybug_sex-01.jpg

  Funny... it just doesn't do it for me for some reason...

So, the lady ladybug likes it doggie style, eh?

Apr 01 06 12:16 pm Link

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Angel Xiong

Posts: 1

Chicago, Illinois, US

HAHA...that is silly!

Apr 01 06 12:20 pm Link

Model

Acid-Candy

Posts: 94

Jefferson City, Missouri, US

UnoMundo Photography wrote:

Now, there are at least six MM members thowing their backs out trying to be a bear

but, the bear is cleaning himself - just proper hygiene

lol i know but it just looked so funny! now those poor guys are gonna be in the er explaining thier back problems! LOL

Apr 01 06 01:52 pm Link

Makeup Artist

PAINT

Posts: 209

Fayetteville, Georgia, US

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha

oh boy!

good night y'all thanks for the laugh!

Apr 01 06 10:12 pm Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

Diana Moffitt wrote:
I was hoping to see humping monkeys hmm

I suppose that'd be better than poo-flinging monkeys, but not nearly as funny.

  Poo-flinging monkeys... heh heh...

  -P-

Apr 01 06 10:15 pm Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

William Coleman wrote:

So, the lady ladybug likes it doggie style, eh?

You learn something new every day; whether you want to or not apparantly.

Apr 01 06 10:18 pm Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

With all these threads on religion, politics and other "heavy" topics I thought it was time to bring back insect porn. We need something serious to discuss!

  -P-

Apr 13 06 11:05 am Link

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Rya Nell

Posts: 539

New Orleans, Louisiana, US

Pat Thielen wrote:
You never know just what's going to come up at the zoo...

  https://www.visi.com/~loki/ladybug_sex-01.jpg

  Funny... it just doesn't do it for me for some reason...

Pat, its time for you to get out of the ass box. 
And that goes for all of you.

Apr 13 06 11:41 am Link

Model

Lady Atropos

Posts: 693

Toledo, Ohio, US

LOL

Apr 13 06 11:42 am Link

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Lee-Bonaventure

Posts: 446

Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, US

Far West Imaging wrote:
Finally a forum thread worth reading. 

But that bear is sick.

That bear has an uncanny resemblance to that porn star they call the HedgeHog, Ron Jeremy.  Hmm...

Apr 13 06 12:35 pm Link

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ADG Photography

Posts: 544

Calhoun, Georgia, US

Hey man, you didn't have to go to a zoo to shoot this.  There is a huge orgy (one that would do Rome proud at its most decadent) going on featuring a cast of thousands of these guys right in my back yard!

Apr 13 06 08:56 pm Link

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Glamour Boulevard

Posts: 8628

Sacramento, California, US

Jeff Marsh wrote:
I'm sorry but this photo is bogus!  He's giving himself a handjob, anybody can see that..... gawd this cracks me up!!!!

No no no no, look at his expression.
"omg, ok where`d it go, it was down there a minute ago -looks around- ok who took my wienis!"

Apr 13 06 09:00 pm Link

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Tog

Posts: 55204

Birmingham, Alabama, US

https://milque.smugmug.com/photos/36098502-L.jpg

I can think of nothing to say about this image that it doesn't say itself.

Apr 13 06 09:05 pm Link

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Glamour Boulevard

Posts: 8628

Sacramento, California, US

WG Rowland wrote:
https://milque.smugmug.com/photos/36098502-L.jpg

I can think of nothing to say about this image that it doesn't say itself.

"Ok, this is wierd. I have not eaten corn in at LEAST a week!"

Apr 13 06 09:09 pm Link

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Amanda Schlicher

Posts: 1131

Milwaukee, Wisconsin, US

"HEY MISTER! I said, I've been to the zoo."



(I'm working on a production of Zoo Story right now.  If you know what that is, you get mad props from me.)

Apr 13 06 09:11 pm Link

Photographer

Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

Amanda Schlicher wrote:
"HEY MISTER! I said, I've been to the zoo."



(I'm working on a production of Zoo Story right now.  If you know what that is, you get mad props from me.)

The Simpsons episode?

Apr 13 06 09:13 pm Link

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ebarb

Posts: 866

Rochester, New York, US

Acid-Candy wrote:

LOL i was laughing so hard we had to take a picture lol

https://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f284/pumkingutts/Zoo/51194345.jpg
https://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f284/pumkingutts/Zoo/9d36a75c.jpg

damn, if I were a bear I'd never leave my cave!!!...damn, did I just type that.......damn

Apr 13 06 09:14 pm Link

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Amanda Schlicher

Posts: 1131

Milwaukee, Wisconsin, US

*shakes head sadly*

While I AM an avid Simpsons fan, I was more referring to the first play written by Edward Albee (who later authored Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?).  It was groundbreaking in its time and definitive of the Absurdist theatre movement.  It's a classic for a reason.  Pretty much as influential a piece of theatre as The Glass Menagerie.  The theatre company I work for is closing and is producing it as their "last hurrah".

One could at least Google it.

Apr 13 06 09:16 pm Link

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Glamour Boulevard

Posts: 8628

Sacramento, California, US

Amanda Schlicher wrote:
One could at least Google it.

No, you`re not snooty, pssh. Do you type with your pinky fingers pointing outward too?

Apr 13 06 09:19 pm Link