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CLUCK,CLUCK... the naked chicken
As stories of American attitudes on nudity go this one is hard to beat: Studio36 -------- A fowl tale; Can rubber chickens be obscene? By Adam Gaffin, Boston Globe Correspondent, March 5, 2006 Somebody in Roslindale is deeply offended by the bikini-clad rubber-chicken doggie chew toys in the window of Pet Cabaret on Washington Street. Lisa Di Pietro, one of the pet supply store's owners, reports on her Pet Talk at Pet Cabaret about a phone call from an irate man: ''He asks how he is supposed to walk his children by our store and explain to them why there are naked chickens in the window." The other owner, Lisa Schlossberg, ''explained to him that all chickens are naked, they usually don't wear clothes." And the chicken ''was wearing a purple polka-dot bikini, and so was not naked. ''He remained unconvinced. He threatened to call the mayor's office and report us. (I am not sure which department of Mayor Menino's office deals with rubber chickens.)" Mar 06 06 04:18 pm Link When will our country grow the hell up? Naked chickens? There was an issue of Howard the Duck with an advocate demanding that all animals be clothed. What is wrong with people? I think it's silly for a chicken to be wearing a bikini, especially seeing as how they have no breats to be covered in the first place. But to think some idiot would feel offended... what? Is this guy just into rubber chickens or something and so he feels turned on or something? Or maybe he uses rubber chickens for other things. I think this is a case of projected feeling of erotica. Hmmm... And this just reminds me how totally stupid people can be. ANd to think this guy has kids... that's the really scary part. Some people should not be allowed to breed. -P- Mar 06 06 04:30 pm Link Wow. Mar 06 06 04:47 pm Link Pat Thielen wrote: Howard the Duck was a kind of an edgy [or should that be "on the edge"] character if only because he kept trying to get into Lea Thompson's pants. Mar 06 06 04:48 pm Link InDecisivE wrote: Mar 06 06 08:54 pm Link One word: Republicans! Mar 06 06 08:57 pm Link People need to find better things to do with their time than complain about chew toys. What is the world coming to. Jeebus. Mar 06 06 10:29 pm Link Landra Lee Photography wrote: It helps to avoid real issues! Mar 06 06 10:56 pm Link Pat Thielen wrote: Pat's absolutely correct. Chickens are not mammals and have no breasts!!! Mar 06 06 10:58 pm Link Now that was a hot chicken... any photographers interested in shooting her? I call dibs on being her manager! Mar 06 06 11:26 pm Link Brandon Smith wrote: There are already enough chicks in bathingsuits on this site... and some of their skins are so photoshopped, that they look like rubber too... Mar 06 06 11:30 pm Link isn't this not similar to the crazy frog getting his willy censored? Mar 07 06 10:00 am Link studio36uk wrote: that is the funniest thing ever! Mar 07 06 10:12 am Link ohmigosh, how about Ernie's rubber duckie tub scene? he sings, rubber duckie you're the one, you make bath time lots of fun, rubber duckie i'm awfully fond of you, tra lalalallaa..is there a subliminal message to that as well??? Mar 07 06 10:14 am Link Pat Thielen wrote: For this one I like Scott Adams' expression for indicating ironic dismay... Mar 07 06 11:21 am Link that's a sexy chicken; I cant resist the obvious COCK joke. yes. I can, I will be nice today! that was too easy. i will leave that for Jay Bowman Well, Minnie Mouse used to make me lock the bathroom door! Mar 07 06 11:31 am Link For some reason I think there is a rubber chicken department in the White House. Oh yea, it's called the Oval Office Mar 07 06 11:38 am Link C R Photography wrote: That should be the "OVOID" office. LOL Mar 07 06 12:01 pm Link Pat Thielen wrote: Assuming that's a typo, chickens most certainly DO have breasts! They are my favorite part - and the first pieces I grab from the bucket. :-p Mar 07 06 12:07 pm Link UnoMundo Photography wrote: One word for you...IGNORANT especially since Roslindale is a neighborhood in Boston, a predominantly DEMOCRAT, Liberal city, it's more likely that it was a Democrat. Mar 07 06 12:07 pm Link studio36uk wrote: And who WOULDN'T??? Mar 07 06 01:18 pm Link Oh world.... Mar 07 06 01:20 pm Link BasementStudios wrote: yeah, but that was the lone Republican living in the neighborhood Mar 07 06 01:38 pm Link New Laws: Chicken breasts must be covered in the A&P. No eating of eggs - abortion law. and chicken thighs must be older than 18 to be EATEN! Mar 07 06 01:40 pm Link |