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Like many, I like to comment on pictures posted here on MM. I comment in a positive way when I feel the image deserves it. Sometimes I comment because of the lighting, the pose, the DOF, or... sometimes it's because of the b(0)(0)bies. Really. Sometimes a shot is attractive because of teh T&A involved. BUT... I don't quite know how to say, "Hey, great tits" without sounding like an absolute perv... at the same time, I wish to convey to the model that the shot is very striking to me.... without overstepping some possible boundries. Dear models, if I comment on your bodily endowments (while trying to stay respectful), how do you feel? Thanks in advance, Allen Feb 07 06 02:27 am Link Well, there's always "nice rack" or "them is sum bodacious ta ta's" or "wow..what remarkable gazongas"... Short of that, you can probably say something like "superb figure" or "statuesque" or any other number of charming euphemisms. Or just say "great image" and assume we all know what you really mean. Feb 07 06 02:56 am Link Vita Brevis wrote: You forgot look at those funbags, babyfeeders, feed bags.... Feb 07 06 03:02 am Link i just say hubba hubba.... nothing bad or pervish... but it lets them know its a hot shot with out so many words Feb 07 06 03:09 am Link HOW ABOUT... NICE MAMMALIAN PROTUBERANCIES...LoL! Feb 07 06 03:22 am Link How about a simple "Nice Physique"? Feb 07 06 09:44 am Link no matter how PC you try and be, there's always going to be someone offended... that's the downside to massive sites like this...even though if a model has posed nude, and posted it, he/she should be able to easily handle, and expect any comments reguarding the figure. Feb 07 06 09:47 am Link GOTHICHANGMAN STUDIOS wrote: i like that one. Feb 07 06 09:48 am Link Vita Brevis wrote: Or "them some tig ol' bitties". That's my personal favorite. Feb 07 06 11:11 am Link I usualy just leave itat --Nice image and great model . The tags and notes that say " babe " or " Baby " are the ones that really get to me . Why would a photographer call a model baby or hunny --why not just say your horney ??? ---just not professional Feb 07 06 11:16 am Link GOTHICHANGMAN STUDIOS wrote: oh man, a frank zappa reference! as my nine year old would say, sweet! Feb 07 06 11:19 am Link GOTHICHANGMAN STUDIOS wrote: Feb 07 06 11:21 am Link I think people that try and beat around the bush are coward, you can simply say, Nice Ass or Nice Tits, rather than trying to skate around what you're really trying to say. Most of the time comments that skate around what should really be said make the person making the comment look silly. Feb 07 06 11:24 am Link just like irl, there are some people you can say certain things to, and other people you don't. i know with whom i can be funny, forward, blunt, crass, or downright rude. i also know as a human and a professional what boundries are okay to cross. i also keep in mind, as a professional (and this isn't the case for everyone), the stuff i post on the net is essentially floating out there forever. i've found posts from years ago made on usenet newgroups. nothing i wouldn't say or post again given similar circumstances. so if i tell someone "nice titties," it's definately someone who i consider a friend. but i will say, "very cute ass," to someone who posted an image that they obviously know is a great shot of their ass. i do generally stop at commenting on what body parts i'd like to lick. Feb 07 06 11:32 am Link Zounds, what mounds! that doth worketh. Feb 07 06 11:37 am Link Thanks for the mammaries? Feb 07 06 11:38 am Link Bruce Caines wrote: Totally cracking up. Admirable restraint, Bruce! Feb 07 06 11:40 am Link Oh, Frank, you are "Hope"-less! Feb 07 06 11:41 am Link deadlypoetry wrote: You kick ass, glad I met you Feb 07 06 11:41 am Link Shezam! My compliments to the chef. Feb 07 06 11:45 am Link Bruce Caines wrote: Zappa rules....posthumously Feb 07 06 11:47 am Link AllenA wrote: You don't sound like a perv when you do that, you sound HONEST. Feb 07 06 11:57 am Link Frank Zayas Photography wrote: You must know my friend Erica. Feb 07 06 12:17 pm Link J. Welborn wrote: Depends on the framiliarity of model and photographer. When I hang up the phone with certain photographers, I say "Talk to you later sweetheart", they call me babe, no one is offended. Its a term of endearment between two friends. Feb 07 06 12:18 pm Link Fabulous Tits Beautiful Bust Amazing Titties Whatever...it all means "nice rack"...and that is not a bad thing. Just don't be pushy or come on to the girl... or just say... WOW!! Feb 07 06 12:21 pm Link How about " Damn, you'd make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window!". Feb 07 06 12:28 pm Link Hey, just say it in pig-latin Feb 07 06 12:30 pm Link Merlinpix wrote: This has my vote! ROFLMAO Feb 07 06 12:33 pm Link Hmmm... how about -Hooo-WEEE!!! TIDD-EHZ!! -Badunk-a-DAYUM!! -I'll get the oreos since you got the milk... -You're the breast I've ever seen... -OooOoOOoOOOoo... breasteses... Seriously, if you want to be the least offensive just say "There's nothing redeeming about this photo. And if there was it certainly wouldn't be your amazing figure." I'm sure that they'll understand exactly what you mean... Feb 07 06 02:22 pm Link Well being that I am one of those well-endowed models I wouldnt want a professional photographer to just come out and say "nice tits" to me and expect me to work with him after that...but I wouldnt take it offensively, I just wouldnt work with him! But you have so many ways to let a model know how you feel without being so abrasive...and you had plenty of people give you some excellent examples! LOL! Feb 07 06 03:02 pm Link Feb 07 06 03:23 pm Link Porchia William wrote: Hmmm... since you and I will probabally never work together anyway.... can I say it??? Feb 07 06 03:32 pm Link AllenA wrote: Beautiful breast, works for me.. Feb 07 06 04:13 pm Link Jackalin wrote: *sigh* Feb 07 06 09:50 pm Link There's always "She's got great... tracts of land..." Ah, a MPatHG allusion. My day is complete. Feb 07 06 10:36 pm Link My fav is "tig -O - Bitty's" I just say stuff Like, HOt...very sexy..alluring... Nothing worse than the internet slap in the face...LOL OH there is alw3ays...hey great OTSBH >>Figure that one out and you get a TFP..LOL Feb 07 06 11:05 pm Link GWC wrote: Alright already, I only posted that ONCE, and it was a fiesty Semillon. Shut up and pass the corkscrew. Feb 08 06 08:35 am Link |