Ian Weintraub wrote:
I've been noticing something in a lot of portfolios lately and next to people who can't park their car straight, my newest pet peave has to be models wearing heels that don't fit... particularly when they're too big and there's a 1"-2" gap between their heel and the back of the shoe.  I know shoes can be expensive so you have to wear what you can find on the cheap or what's available in the photographer's studio or your model friend's wardrobe... but, please, don't do it!!!  It looks AWFUL!! 
:-)
thank you for letting me rant.....

IMHO, the worst ever (and celebrities are guilty all the time) is strappy sandals when their toes stick over the edge.  Are you kidding me?  It's like dragging your knuckles on the ground.  It looks sooo bad.  Buy 'em a size bigger, my G-D!

Envy wrote:
If I may add....
Souvenir lingerie.
You're not fooling anyone. I can tell the difference between Victoria Secrets and that teddy that was cleverly disguised as a rose priced at $3.99 next to the Trident at the BP gas station.
It's a novelty, it's not meant to be worn seriously, well at least not out in public.

i swear, i only wear it at home when i'm doing housework.

Envy wrote:
If I may add....
Souvenir lingerie.
You're not fooling anyone. I can tell the difference between Victoria Secrets and that teddy that was cleverly disguised as a rose priced at $3.99 next to the Trident at the BP gas station.
It's a novelty, it's not meant to be worn seriously, well at least not out in public.

Damn! I thought I was getting away with it!

Ian Weintraub wrote:
i swear, i only wear it at home when i'm doing housework.

Ok, as long as I'm not subjected to your "one size fits all" garment that is contrived of nothing more than cheap lace and 15 yards of elastic we are good.

Envy wrote:
Ok, as long as I'm not subjected to your "one size fits all" garment that is contrived of nothing more than cheap lace and 15 yards of elastic we are good.

cheap lace and 15 yards of elastic.... hmmm...  i think i now know how Christo got his start.

Hamza wrote:
Don't you just love those cute little toes hanging off the ends of Stripper Platforms?

::cringe::

Nemi wrote:

::cringe::

How about the underwear women wear way up so you can see them when they wear the low-Low cut jeans???

Hamza wrote:

How about the underwear women wear way up so you can see them when they wear the low-Low cut jeans???

This is why I am a loyal fan of boyshorts.

Hamza wrote:

How about the underwear women wear way up so you can see them when they wear the low-Low cut jeans???

That's actually really sexy, but not in a photography kind of way :p

Hamza wrote:

How about the underwear women wear way up so you can see them when they wear the low-Low cut jeans???

called wale tails

Miss Anthropy wrote:
When accompanied by a lower back tattoo, it's called a "california license plate"

In German they call them Arschgewei... "butt antlers"