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ELAN IMAGE STUDIO wrote: rotf Jan 20 06 07:32 pm Link You're pretty. Pretty ugly. Jan 20 06 07:33 pm Link I like the pictures where the model attempts to do her own makeup and looks like crap, but then wants a nice comment...Rebecca your port is nice and at least you do have a great looking makeup job.... ELAN IMAGE STUDIO wrote: Jan 20 06 07:36 pm Link if my big hairy butt looks better in that thong than your butt there is a problem a bag what a wonderful choice are those photos also on your crack whore R us page your 16 and got boobs wow your special its time to get back on the short bus to school look honey it is a prost-a-tot Jan 20 06 08:04 pm Link nathan combs wrote: Not cool man. Jan 20 06 09:06 pm Link Wow Pretty ugly? Did your neck throw up? Are we in 1995 now.....? Jan 20 06 09:10 pm Link Mikel Featherston wrote: Now that is funny!!! I believe I've thought that a time or two! Jan 20 06 09:15 pm Link BridgitC-Makeup Artist wrote: Thanks. I know I could have done better in a couple of shots. I honestly haven't used a make up artist or stylist as of yet...I'm working on that, though. I guess being the youngest of 5 girls helped me out a little bit...I did learn how to properly apply lipliner...I think...lol Jan 20 06 09:19 pm Link Comments/conversations I have actually overheard within agencies: "I like this shot!" "But he left the lens cap on." "Exactly!" "Doesn't your digital have a delete button?" "Funny...now show me your real photos!" "Pleaseeeeeee...I just ate." "Yeah, submit these, they will be laughing too hard to fire you!" "Lead file these." "Lead file?" "Yeah...shoot to kill if he returns!" "OMG she brought heels...clear the room!" "Send her to Better Homes...they need a laugh!" "How many fly-bys did this photo take?" "Is that an appendix scar or were you harpooned?" "SI open calls today...No smoking...plastic is highly flammable." "Plus size model...isn't that an oxymoron?" "HOW did you measure your waist...lift the rolls?" "Hell no, no F'in couches, if they can't fit their asses into those chairs...we can't use them!" "What can you do to improve yourself? Stay away from cameras." "Do I have what you're looking for? No, guns are illegal." "Restructure talent my ass, if they require IQ tests we will be out of business in 30 days!" "Spandex is tough, but if it goes, we are all dead meat!" "After today, cattle call has a whole new meaning for me!" "The lobby is clear? OMG she did snack while she waited." Jan 20 06 09:21 pm Link Can't remember the exact wording but something like..... When you were born you were so ugly instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mother. or Your so ugly when you were born your father asked the doctor to put you back in, you weren't done yet. Jan 21 06 05:15 am Link My fav: Damn... We could take your face, punch it in dough and make gorilla cookies! Always makes me laugh! Jan 21 06 08:05 pm Link Nerlande wrote: Why, did someone say those lines to you in 1995? Jan 21 06 08:29 pm Link Nerlande wrote: Wild Horse Photography wrote: Yeah right. People know better. Jan 21 06 08:34 pm Link I keep seeing new bio's in the approval process and thinking "your bio says you're 'up and coming' but you haven't had any gigs yet and all your pictures were taken with a phone. You don't actually know what 'up and coming' means, do you?" Jan 21 06 09:45 pm Link |
