Artist/Painter
bijan studio
Posts: 1854
TARZANA, California, US
I was speechless when I got that respond from a model I asked to work with. I asked her what are you talking about? She responds "Don't you watch news? 2 girls were murdered by a photographer" What would be your respond? This is what I originally asked her: Hi I own a design studio in Woodland Hills where I do fashion photography, graphic and website design. I am interested in working with you as I do have clients who contantly asking me for models to use for different projects. Please let me know if you are interested. Thanks Bijan www.bijanstudio.com "
Model
The_N_Word
Posts: 5067
New York, New York, US
hahahahah
then why is she even modeling?
::shrug::
nice website by the way....
Photographer
Arizona Shoots
Posts: 28822
Phoenix, Arizona, US
bijan studio wrote:
I was speechless when I got that respond from a model I asked to work with. A model she is not.
Photographer
Michael Gundelach
Posts: 763
Hamburg, Hamburg, Germany
LOL - yeah - I can tell by your website that you must be this guy... Corpses of young women all over the place...  I wonder how she will stay in this business...oh or ever get into this business...
Photographer
- null -
Posts: 4576
You could have responded with .....
"You think you'll end up dead the next morning? But imagine all the great sex we'll have before then!"
or......
"Okay. Fine. I plan to murder you. But look at the bright side - I never rape the ones I kill!"
or.....
"Is that so wrong?"
or.....
"I only murder the models that are hotter than you. With you, I'll just jerk-off to the photos."
or.....
"A little necrophelia never hurt anybody."
or.....
"Dead girls can't say no."
or.....
"But I'll pay you first."
I could go on......
Photographer
Pat Thielen
Posts: 16800
Hastings, Minnesota, US
Eric Muss-Barnes wrote:
"A little necrophelia never hurt anybody." No... Necrophelia is illegal in California. Ahnold signed into law last year.
Sorry...
Photographer
Glamour Boulevard
Posts: 8628
Sacramento, California, US
If she is THAT paranoid and accusational, mess with her head. I would reply" well, I didnt MEAN it!"
hehehehe
Photographer
Glamour Boulevard
Posts: 8628
Sacramento, California, US
Eric Muss-Barnes wrote:
You could have responded with .....
"You think you'll end up dead the next morning? But imagine all the great sex we'll have before then!"
or......
"Okay. Fine. I plan to murder you. But look at the bright side - I never rape the ones I kill!"
or.....
"Is that so wrong?"
or.....
"I only murder the models that are hotter than you. With you, I'll just jerk-off to the photos."
or.....
"A little necrophelia never hurt anybody."
or.....
"Dead girls can't say no."
or.....
"But I'll pay you first."
I could go on...... or"im a good hunter. I eat what I kill"
Photographer
studio36uk
Posts: 22898
Tavai, Sigave, Wallis and Futuna
Ahhhhhhhhh... give the model the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she just gets a little, teensy, incy, bit confused when she hears that ALL photographers have a "body of work".
Studio36
Artist/Painter
bijan studio
Posts: 1854
TARZANA, California, US
LOL, thanks guys
that was funny.
I will keep you updated on this.
Photographer
The Don Mon
Posts: 3315
Ocala, Florida, US
Model
Rachel DellaPorte
Posts: 435
Montgomery, New York, US
bijan studio wrote:
I was speechless when I got that respond from a model I asked to work with.
I asked her what are you talking about? She responds "Don't you watch news? 2 girls were murdered by a photographer"
What would be your respond?
This is what I originally asked her:
Hi
I own a design studio in Woodland Hills where I do fashion photography, graphic and website design.
I am interested in working with you as I do have clients who contantly asking me for models to use for different projects.
Please let me know if you are interested.
Thanks
Bijan
www.bijanstudio.com " hahahaha.... so umm.... why have photographs up?
That just might be the most unprofessional thing I have ever heard of.
So I would consider yourself lucky that you ended up not shooting her.
Would have been a nightmare I am sure... lol
Model
Rachel DellaPorte
Posts: 435
Montgomery, New York, US
Eric Muss-Barnes wrote:
You could have responded with .....
"You think you'll end up dead the next morning? But imagine all the great sex we'll have before then!"
or......
"Okay. Fine. I plan to murder you. But look at the bright side - I never rape the ones I kill!"
or.....
"Is that so wrong?"
or.....
"I only murder the models that are hotter than you. With you, I'll just jerk-off to the photos."
or.....
"A little necrophelia never hurt anybody."
or.....
"Dead girls can't say no."
or.....
"But I'll pay you first."
I could go on...... lol..... go on
Model
Iona Lynn
Posts: 11176
Oakland, California, US
Pat Thielen wrote:
No... Necrophelia is illegal in California. Ahnold signed into law last year.
Sorry... aww that bastard what a dork.
I loved tellign people it was legal.
Model
Suzi
Posts: 483
Toledo, Ohio, US
Every murderer has another profession by day...some are accountants...some are trash collectors...some are PHOTOGRAPHERS.
Damn those murderers for giving you photographers a bad name!
Photographer
Looknsee Photography
Posts: 26342
Portland, Oregon, US
Unlike others here, I'll try a serious response.
Some models are young and possibly inexperienced, and news stories like this one can be very scary. So, address their concerns:
>>> My advice to all models (and photographers) is to check references.
>>> I never want a model to do anything that makes them uncomfortable. I want her to tell me if she is uncomfortable.
>>> I, for one, am usually happy for a model to bring an escort to a sitting (although I do set the escort's expectations regarding acceptable behavior).
>>> Your site seems highly professional -- somehow I doubt that you are alone with the model. Let her know what to expect during a sitting, including whether there will be MUAs or stylists present.
>>> Failing that, perhaps the so-called model needs either to figure out how she can be comfortable modeling or to find another line of work.
Photographer
Marvin Dockery
Posts: 2243
Alcoa, Tennessee, US
bijan studio wrote:
I was speechless when I got that respond from a model I asked to work with.
I asked her what are you talking about? She responds "Don't you watch news? 2 girls were murdered by a photographer"
What would be your respond?
This is what I originally asked her:
Hi
I own a design studio in Woodland Hills where I do fashion photography, graphic and website design.
I am interested in working with you as I do have clients who contantly asking me for models to use for different projects.
Please let me know if you are interested.
Thanks
Bijan
www.bijanstudio.com " I wonder if she is still going to her doctor? Doctors kill 120,000 people every year, in the USA
Photographer
Monsante Bey
Posts: 2111
Columbus, Georgia, US
Eric Muss-Barnes wrote:
You could have responded with .....
"You think you'll end up dead the next morning? But imagine all the great sex we'll have before then!"
or......
"Okay. Fine. I plan to murder you. But look at the bright side - I never rape the ones I kill!"
or.....
"Is that so wrong?"
or.....
"I only murder the models that are hotter than you. With you, I'll just jerk-off to the photos."
or.....
"A little necrophelia never hurt anybody."
or.....
"Dead girls can't say no."
or.....
"But I'll pay you first."
I could go on...... I am litterally laughing out loud at these.
Photographer
John Lavery
Posts: 304
Manchester, Connecticut, US
Eric Muss-Barnes wrote:
You could have responded with .....
"You think you'll end up dead the next morning? But imagine all the great sex we'll have before then!"
or......
"Okay. Fine. I plan to murder you. But look at the bright side - I never rape the ones I kill!"
or.....
"Is that so wrong?"
or.....
"I only murder the models that are hotter than you. With you, I'll just jerk-off to the photos."
or.....
"A little necrophelia never hurt anybody."
or.....
"Dead girls can't say no."
or.....
"But I'll pay you first."
I could go on...... I see you've been down this road before...
How about... "But just think of all the publicity you'll get!"
Photographer
James Jackson Fashion
Posts: 11132
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US
Eric Muss-Barnes wrote:
I could go on...... But dead models are easier to pose...
Hey why not? I've got the plastic lining in the trunk all ready for you...
Aww, come on...just this once?
Photographer
Arizona Shoots
Posts: 28822
Phoenix, Arizona, US
raveneyes wrote:
But dead models are easier to pose...
Hey why not? I've got the plastic lining in the trunk all ready for you...
Aww, come on...just this once? Dead models are not quite as pliable as one might think.
Photographer
retphoto
Posts: 876
Sunbury, Pennsylvania, US
you guys think she's bad.....
I had 2, yes two of them ask WHY I needed to know their measurements?
I told them 'don't bother, you'll never make it!'
Photographer
James Jackson Fashion
Posts: 11132
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US
John Jebbia wrote:
Dead models are not quite as pliable as one might think. But rigger-mortis gives you that beautiful stoic look... really tightens the facial muscles...
Photographer
GvM Photography
Posts: 28
GAMBRILLS, Maryland, US
I feel sorry for this model, me personally, I can't laugh about this.
Actually I am curious about this article in the news.
Photographer
Cherrystone
Posts: 37171
Columbus, Ohio, US
John Jebbia wrote:
Dead models are not quite as pliable as one might think. No no.....get em while their warm....before rigor....lol.
Photographer
Xandria Gallery
Posts: 1354
Arlington, Texas, US
Rigor is temporary!
BTW, You know what necrophilia is? Necrophilia: the urge to crack open a cold one......
Photographer
Lost Coast Photo
Posts: 2691
Ferndale, California, US
Eric Muss-Barnes wrote:
You could have responded with .....
"You think you'll end up dead the next morning? But imagine all the great sex we'll have before then!"
or......
"Okay. Fine. I plan to murder you. But look at the bright side - I never rape the ones I kill!"
or.....
"Is that so wrong?"
or.....
"I only murder the models that are hotter than you. With you, I'll just jerk-off to the photos."
or.....
"A little necrophelia never hurt anybody."
or.....
"Dead girls can't say no."
or.....
"But I'll pay you first."
I could go on...... Eric... no wonder models are dieing to shoot with you
Model
-suede-
Posts: 846
Milwaukee, Wisconsin, US
Ken Mierzwa wrote:
Eric... no wonder models are dieing to shoot with you *cringe* Oh god, Ken, that was just BAD. LMAO
Photographer
Monsante Bey
Posts: 2111
Columbus, Georgia, US
jeffgreen wrote:
Rigor is temporary!
BTW, You know what necrophilia is? Necrophilia: the urge to crack open a cold one...... Tasteless.
Model
Mandie
Posts: 348
Milwaukee, Wisconsin, US
Wow... At least in your original message you said "working with you" rather than "I am interested in shooting you!"
I know, it's bad... It's been a long week!
Photographer
Xandria Gallery
Posts: 1354
Arlington, Texas, US
Monsante Bey wrote:
Tasteless. I've never tasted human... taste like Chicken?
Photographer
Monsante Bey
Posts: 2111
Columbus, Georgia, US
jeffgreen wrote:
I've never tasted human... taste like Chicken? Actually, more like venison if you season it right.
Photographer
Arizona Shoots
Posts: 28822
Phoenix, Arizona, US
Tell her that as long as she doesn't talk back, she should make it home safely.
Model
Rachel DellaPorte
Posts: 435
Montgomery, New York, US
John Jebbia wrote:
Tell her that as long as she doesn't talk back, she should make it home safely. hahahaha thats horrible 
Model
Barbray
Posts: 885
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Goooooooooooood grief!
IF you subscribe to that logic:
I should be terrified becauseeeeeeeee...
There was a single white female driving
a white Dodge Durango who was broad-sided
and killed instantly on I-285 in ATL yesterday.
I am white, single, own a Dodge Durango, and drive
I-285 daily.
Sheeeeeeeesh, my odds are EVEN higher than hers.
That's it...I am NEVER driving again.
From this day forward I WILL walk everywhere...
Uh-ohhhhhhhh...Noooooooo, wait, that is dangerous too...
There was a female pedestrian who was hit
on 316 the day before. And ooooooooooohhhhh my
gosh I know where the 316 is and have walked across
the parking lots and overpasses there too.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Photographer
Dogbone Alt-Process
Posts: 1016
Llano, Texas, US
John Jebbia wrote:
Dead models are not quite as pliable as one might think. But they are just perfect for long exposures with my pinhole cameras.
Photographer
Arizona Shoots
Posts: 28822
Phoenix, Arizona, US
mollie_lane wrote:
Goooooooooooood grief!
IF you subscribe to that logic:
I should be terrified becauseeeeeeeee...
There was a single white female driving
a white Dodge Durango who was broad-sided
and killed instantly on I-285 in ATL yesterday.
I am white, single, own a Dodge Durango, and drive
I-285 daily.
Sheeeeeeeesh, my odds are EVEN higher than hers.
That's it...I am NEVER driving again.
From this day forward I WILL walk everywhere...
Uh-ohhhhhhhh...Noooooooo, wait, that is dangerous too...
There was a female pedestrian who was hit
on 316 the day before. And ooooooooooohhhhh my
gosh I know where the 316 is and have walked across
the parking lots and overpasses there too.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! But look on the bright side. At least if you die you won't have to go to work anymore.
Wardrobe Stylist
Dave the design student
Posts: 45198
Detroit, Michigan, US
You should take the corpsetographer off your business cards... 
Photographer
John Lavery
Posts: 304
Manchester, Connecticut, US
mollie_lane wrote:
Goooooooooooood grief!
IF you subscribe to that logic:
I should be terrified becauseeeeeeeee...
There was a single white female driving
a white Dodge Durango who was broad-sided
and killed instantly on I-285 in ATL yesterday.
I am white, single, own a Dodge Durango, and drive
I-285 daily. Sooo... How do we know the girl that died in the accident wasn't you?
I see dead people posting on forums.
Model
Barbray
Posts: 885
Atlanta, Georgia, US
John Jebbia wrote:
But look on the bright side. At least if you die you won't have to go to work anymore. John....John....John....
What WOULD I do without you to put a BRIGHT & POSITIVE spin on things for me!
((snort))
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I wonder how she will stay in this business...oh or ever get into this business...
