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If you're __?___, it's not a __?__.
(LIST ONLY THINGS YOU'VE ACTUALLY SEEN) If you're holding your tits, it's not a headshot. If you're not clothed, it's not casual. If you're showing the same picture with a photoshop filter applied, it's not suddenly artistic. If you're holding a penis, it's not TFP. Jan 05 06 05:35 pm Link Ched wrote: Sure it is...Time for Penis. Jan 05 06 05:37 pm Link if your naked, its not an implied shot...its nude Jan 05 06 05:37 pm Link Nemi wrote: lol Jan 05 06 05:38 pm Link If you've done one shoot, you're not "experienced". Jan 05 06 05:39 pm Link Nemi wrote: See, I thought that but I didn't say it... Jan 05 06 05:39 pm Link Ched wrote: It was too obvious not too.... Jan 05 06 05:40 pm Link Ched wrote: Does it matter if it is yours? Jan 05 06 05:45 pm Link If you're illiterate, it's not the job for you. Jan 05 06 05:46 pm Link adrienne of Zswana wrote: My favorite so far. Jan 05 06 06:24 pm Link If the model is in a ballgown, it's not a go-see. Jan 05 06 08:18 pm Link Doug Swinskey wrote: You can so be naked and have the shot be implied! Jan 05 06 08:20 pm Link Glamour Boulevard wrote: It just depends on what you are implying. Jan 05 06 08:21 pm Link If you're nude, bent over with you're ass in the air to the camera, and your ass is winking at us, it's not glamour or fashion, you're a porn star. (yes, on this site) Jan 05 06 08:22 pm Link David Moyle wrote: First, I think she took the picture down. Second, I found it to be quite... artistic, yeah that's the word! Jan 05 06 08:25 pm Link Mikel Featherston wrote: You mean half the portfolio? I just saw it yesterday. Jan 05 06 08:27 pm Link David Moyle wrote: Maybe we are talking about different models... could be a copy-cat. Jan 05 06 08:28 pm Link Doug Swinskey wrote: Assuming you are referring to the model being naked, it could be an obscured nude, an occluded nude, or... (insert your favorite synonym here)... which is usually referred to mistakenly as an implied nude on this site. Jan 05 06 08:29 pm Link Ched wrote: ¿Como? Jan 05 06 08:42 pm Link just because its black and white doesnt make a nude photo ART Jan 05 06 08:43 pm Link Glen Berry wrote: Imaginary nude. Metaphysical nude. Self-referential nude. Spoof nude. Morality nude... Jan 05 06 08:54 pm Link If you own a $4000 16 mega pixel camera and, the most recent version of photoshop, it doesn't make you a photographer... (just an arsehole that spent way too much money!) If you are a man and have sex with another man... in prison, It does not mean you are a homosexual.... (you just needed some smokes!) If you constantly watch your ex girlfiend's every move, monitor her emails and phone calls, go through her garbage and show up at social functions even thought the restraining order says "500 feet," that doesn't make you a stalker ....... (just some one who pays attention to you and the details!) Oh by the way, I've seen two and only "heard" one... You'll just have to guess! Jan 05 06 10:31 pm Link adrienne of Zswana wrote: haha i love that one !! that one always makes me laugh ! Jan 05 06 10:35 pm Link If your portfolio consists of shots of your legs and ass, you're not a fashion model. (I've seen it, but fortunately, the rest of you won't) Jan 05 06 10:36 pm Link DawnElizabeth Moderator wrote: Bravo!! Jan 05 06 10:42 pm Link David Moyle wrote: about a 100 different places on this site...but I'll never tell Jan 05 06 10:45 pm Link "You can so be naked and have the shot be implied!" That's right! I consider bodypainting to be "implied clothing". Jan 05 06 10:50 pm Link if you are posed in every pic with your penis tied up in hardcore CBT...it's not 'just about the art' Jan 05 06 10:53 pm Link Brian Diaz wrote: "What are you, a 3?" Jan 05 06 11:25 pm Link This would be funnier if everyone followed the format in the title somewhat. (If you're an obsessive compulsive, it's never a little out of order.) Jan 05 06 11:30 pm Link If you're lights cost more then your dental plan, it's not a look into reality. Jan 05 06 11:37 pm Link Nemi wrote: LOL!! Jan 05 06 11:37 pm Link DawnElizabeth Moderator wrote: -Points to Dawns legs in her avatar- Jan 05 06 11:39 pm Link Eric P wrote: That's right! I consider bodypainting to be "implied clothing". Same here sorta. A lot of models won`t pose nude but will pose unclothed covered in body paint. Jan 05 06 11:40 pm Link If you're not aware of the difference between "your" and "you're", it's not a sentence I enjoy reading. Jan 05 06 11:43 pm Link Brian Diaz wrote:
Jan 05 06 11:48 pm Link If you ask "do I have what it takes to be a model", the answer is no. Jan 06 06 01:32 am Link If you're __?___, it's not a __?__. If you're .. an agent in California without a license,... it's not a... long time till my ex-girlfriend who is an inspector for the Dept of Labor Standards Enforcement shuts you down. If you're... thinking about becoming a model manager,... it's not a... bad time to rethink it. If you're... having sex with the photographer,... it's not a... good time to ask about his wife. Jan 06 06 03:27 am Link UCPhotog wrote: This is great- ROTFLMAO Jan 06 06 07:25 am Link If you're ... posting camera-phone pictures ... it's not a ... modeling portfolio, it's myspace. If you're ... posting pictures with your boyfriend ... it's not a ... portfolio shot, it's a snapshot (see above). Jan 06 06 08:24 am Link |
