Forums > General Industry > All this talk about nudes...

Photographer

Gary Davis

Posts: 1829

San Diego, California, US

...is making me want to shoot some.  Is that bad? hmm

Who wants to get naked (answer if you're hawt, answer if you're hawt) smile


(does anyone get my humor or is it too off the wall (or maybe just not funny?))

Nov 30 05 06:25 pm Link

Photographer

Tavuk Hantaviro

Posts: 30

Is funny, Mr. Gary.

Sincerely Yours,
Tavuk

Nov 30 05 06:26 pm Link

Photographer

Brian Diaz

Posts: 65617

Danbury, Connecticut, US

Is this a casting call?  wink

(Or you can use a mirror or the timer on your camera.  Just don't post the results here... tongue)

Nov 30 05 06:30 pm Link

Photographer

Gary Davis

Posts: 1829

San Diego, California, US

Brian Diaz wrote:
Is this a casting call?  wink

(Or you can use a mirror or the timer on your camera.  Just don't post the results here... tongue)

Sorta smile  I certainly welcome responses from anyone interested (if you're hot wink I'm not and therefore no self portraits... )  I thought about puting it in casting calls, but really wanted to stimulate some lighthearted conversation also and was afraid a "nude shoot in So. Cal." casting call wasn't going to get the right kind of attention (probably more like none).

Nov 30 05 06:38 pm Link

Photographer

Lo Fi Art

Posts: 1311

Alice Town, Biminis, Bahamas

I would be nude right now, but its's too damn cold!

Nov 30 05 06:40 pm Link

Photographer

Gary Davis

Posts: 1829

San Diego, California, US

Captured Live wrote:
I would be nude right now, but its's too damn cold!

It's warm here in So. Cal. big_smile  Come on down and get naked!  Hey wait, are you sure you're hot? hmm tongue

Nov 30 05 06:41 pm Link

Photographer

Merlinpix

Posts: 7118

Farmingdale, New York, US

I'll do it, but it can't be TFP/CD ya have to pay me!

Dec 01 05 09:21 am Link

Photographer

fitpix

Posts: 93

Prospect, Ohio, US

whooo hooo signme up for Bears gone Wild!

Dec 01 05 09:28 am Link

Photographer

Looknsee Photography

Posts: 26342

Portland, Oregon, US

Gary Davis wrote:
Who wants to get naked?

1)  I don't think you want to see me naked.
2)  Interesting how only males have responded so far.

Dec 01 05 10:09 am Link

Model

StaciF

Posts: 876

New York, New York, US

Me, Me,Me-
   But you would have to pay my travel expenses LOL

Dec 01 05 10:13 am Link

Photographer

Gary Davis

Posts: 1829

San Diego, California, US

StaciF wrote:
Me, Me,Me-
   But you would have to pay my travel expenses LOL

Your Roach Coach bus ticket and Roach Motel reservations are in the mail!  It's a three day ride each way with a bunch of smelly grumpy people smile

Looknsee Photography wrote:
1)  I don't think you want to see me naked.
2)  Interesting how only males have responded so far.

Ya, not only males, but photographers???  Is this concept really so complicated that I have to spell it out in detail? tongue  At least Staci got it, way to go girl! big_smile

Dec 01 05 02:09 pm Link

Model

StaciF

Posts: 876

New York, New York, US

Gary Davis wrote:

StaciF wrote:
Me, Me,Me-
   But you would have to pay my travel expenses LOL

Your Roach Coach bus ticket and Roach Motel reservations are in the mail!  It's a three day ride each way with a bunch of smelly grumpy people smile


Ya, not only males, but photographers???  Is this concept really so complicated that I have to spell it out in detail? tongue  At least Staci got it, way to go girl! big_smile

Oh I am sorry I forgot to mention in my negotiations that I only travel first class-SO you need to provide Plane Tickets for me and my escort As well as luxury penthouse accomodations at a no less than 4 star hotel LOL....Oh and then I only shoot implied LOL

Dec 01 05 02:28 pm Link

Model

Jason D.

Posts: 207

Knoxville, Tennessee, US

StaciF wrote:
Oh I am sorry I forgot to mention in my negotiations that I only travel first class-SO you need to provide Plane Tickets for me and my escort As well as luxury penthouse accomodations at a no less than 4 star hotel LOL....Oh and then I only shoot implied LOL

Ouch.

Dec 01 05 02:35 pm Link

Photographer

Ty Simone

Posts: 2885

Edison, New Jersey, US

StaciF wrote:
Oh I am sorry I forgot to mention in my negotiations that I only travel first class-SO you need to provide Plane Tickets for me and my escort As well as luxury penthouse accomodations at a no less than 4 star hotel LOL....Oh and then I only shoot implied LOL

I will come get you in the Limo and you can come shoot nude with me.....

Wait, you already did....

Hey Gary, She is worth every penny and then some.
You should take her up on the offer!!!


If he sends you the stuff, Can I be your escort?

(now if that was a girl asking a guy the implications would be different I assume.....)

Dec 01 05 02:36 pm Link

Photographer

Glamour Boulevard

Posts: 8628

Sacramento, California, US

Gary Davis wrote:
...is making me want to shoot some.  Is that bad? hmm

Who wants to get naked (answer if you're hawt, answer if you're hawt) smile


(does anyone get my humor or is it too off the wall (or maybe just not funny?))

No more Snoop for you!

Dec 01 05 02:38 pm Link

Photographer

Gary Davis

Posts: 1829

San Diego, California, US

StaciF wrote:

Oh I am sorry I forgot to mention in my negotiations that I only travel first class-SO you need to provide Plane Tickets for me and my escort As well as luxury penthouse accomodations at a no less than 4 star hotel LOL....Oh and then I only shoot implied LOL

Hey, as long as you don't want every single raw image from the shoot on a cd before you walk out the door...  I only shoot email size jpegs... and I reserve the right to constantly beg and harrass you to show me the "good stuff" and try to catch "slips" between poses tongue

Dec 01 05 02:41 pm Link

Photographer

Gary Davis

Posts: 1829

San Diego, California, US

Ty Simone wrote:
(now if that was a girl asking a guy the implications would be different I assume.....)

Funny how that works eh?

Dec 01 05 02:42 pm Link

Photographer

Gary Davis

Posts: 1829

San Diego, California, US

Glamour Boulevard wrote:

No more Snoop for you!

OMG, it's the Snoop Nazi! LOL

Dec 01 05 02:44 pm Link

Photographer

Glamour Boulevard

Posts: 8628

Sacramento, California, US

Gary Davis wrote:

OMG, it's the Snoop Nazi! LOL

NEXT! lol
Man I wonder how many actually get what we are talkin about smile

Dec 01 05 02:46 pm Link

Model

Jason D.

Posts: 207

Knoxville, Tennessee, US

Glamour Boulevard wrote:

NEXT! lol
Man I wonder how many actually get what we are talkin about smile

Don't know about the snoop part, but I've seen that Seinfeld episode.  smile
J.

Dec 01 05 02:48 pm Link

Photographer

Glamour Boulevard

Posts: 8628

Sacramento, California, US

Jason D. wrote:
Don't know about the snoop part, but I've seen that Seinfeld episode.  smile
J.

Then yes, you get the comparison smile

"No soup for you! Next!"
"No Snoop for you! Next"
His original post seemed to parody "Drop it like its hot" by Snoop Dog.

Dec 01 05 02:50 pm Link

Model

Jason D.

Posts: 207

Knoxville, Tennessee, US

Glamour Boulevard wrote:

Then yes, you get the comparison smile

"No soup for you! Next!"
"No Snoop for you! Next"
His original post seemed to parody "Drop it like its hot" by Snoop Dog.

Darn my lack of rap knowledge.  smile
J.

Dec 01 05 02:55 pm Link

Photographer

Gary Davis

Posts: 1829

San Diego, California, US

Dude, when you have to explain it, it just ruins it.  If ya don't get it, move along.  Anyone can drop a Soup Nazi reference, that's a no brainer, but to link that, snoop and hot naked models all together takes pure genious smile  Models who are down with this must message me immediately https://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0007.gifhttps://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0008.gifhttps://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0009.gifhttps://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0004.gifhttps://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gifhttps://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0034.gifhttps://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0045.gifhttps://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0047.gif

Dec 01 05 02:58 pm Link

Model

Jason D.

Posts: 207

Knoxville, Tennessee, US

Gary Davis wrote:
Dude, when you have to explain it, it just ruins it.  If ya don't get it, move along.  Anyone can drop a Soup Nazi reference, that's a no brainer, but to link that, snoop and hot naked models all together takes pure genious smile  Models who are down with this must message me immediately https://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0007.gifhttps://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0008.gifhttps://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0009.gifhttps://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0004.gifhttps://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gif

Soooorrrrry. jeez

Dec 01 05 03:01 pm Link

Photographer

Gary Davis

Posts: 1829

San Diego, California, US

Hmmm, if no one is up for nudes, how about the belt thing wink

Dec 01 05 06:58 pm Link

Photographer

Glamour Boulevard

Posts: 8628

Sacramento, California, US

Jason D. wrote:

Darn my lack of rap knowledge.  smile
J.

Carmen raps smile

Dec 01 05 07:01 pm Link

Photographer

Glamour Boulevard

Posts: 8628

Sacramento, California, US

Gary Davis wrote:
Dude, when you have to explain it, it just ruins it.  If ya don't get it, move along.  Anyone can drop a Soup Nazi reference, that's a no brainer, but to link that, snoop and hot naked models all together takes pure genious smile  Models who are down with this must message me immediately https://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0007.gifhttps://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0008.gifhttps://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0009.gifhttps://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0004.gifhttps://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0001.gifhttps://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0034.gifhttps://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0045.gifhttps://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0047.gif

-sings- Soup Nazi Naaaaaaaaaaaaa-aa-aaz!

Dec 01 05 07:02 pm Link

Photographer

Brian Diaz

Posts: 65617

Danbury, Connecticut, US

Gary Davis wrote:
Hmmm, if no one is up for nudes, how about the belt thing wink

Yes, keeping one's pants up is important.

Dec 01 05 07:03 pm Link

Photographer

Glamour Boulevard

Posts: 8628

Sacramento, California, US

Gary Davis wrote:
Hmmm, if no one is up for nudes, how about the belt thing wink

With a lolipop on the railroad tracks wearing uggs!

Dec 01 05 07:03 pm Link

Photographer

Jeff Bowlin

Posts: 162

Tucson, Arizona, US

How come no one ever complains about photographers excessively photographing roses, or orchids, or waterfalls, or sunsets?   I mean why do photogs always have to take pictures of that stuff over and over and over?

There... I think I came up with almost as stupid a question as "Why so many nudes?"

Dec 01 05 08:23 pm Link

Photographer

Gary Davis

Posts: 1829

San Diego, California, US

Glamour Boulevard wrote:

With a lolipop on the railroad tracks wearing uggs!

Carefull, ya don't want other photographers stealing your ideas, especially a gem like that one!

Dec 01 05 09:40 pm Link

Photographer

Gary Davis

Posts: 1829

San Diego, California, US

Jeff Bowlin wrote:
There... I think I came up with almost as stupid a question as "Why so many nudes?"

That's nice, but your in the wrong thread.  I think you were looking for this one:
https://www.modelmayhem.com/posts.php?thread_id=13701

Dec 01 05 09:54 pm Link

Model

Lapis

Posts: 8424

Chicago, Illinois, US

i am here but i am not proud.

Dec 01 05 10:03 pm Link

Photographer

Jeff Bowlin

Posts: 162

Tucson, Arizona, US

That's nice, but your in the wrong thread.  I think you were looking for this one:





It was an accidental post....  Of course I immediately wished there was a delete feature as I realized I bit the cheese in the mousetrap.  I was hoping it would pass by unnoticed, but at least the hammer came down with less sarcasm than I feared.

Dec 01 05 11:14 pm Link

Photographer

Gary Davis

Posts: 1829

San Diego, California, US

Jeff Bowlin wrote:
It was an accidental post....  Of course I immediately wished there was a delete feature as I realized I bit the cheese in the mousetrap.  I was hoping it would pass by unnoticed, but at least the hammer came down with less sarcasm than I feared.

Oh, I actually thought you were serious lol.  No worries, we're just goofing off here anyway.

But, even if you can't delete a post, you can still go edit it and delete everything in it wink

Dec 01 05 11:27 pm Link