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giovanni gruttola
Posts: 1279
Middle Island, New York, US
Tyler Durden...he lives on Paper Street. Paper Street, is a cartographer's tool on maps to signify a street that doesn't exist anywhere except on a map, meaning an imaginary street. In other words Tyler, Mayhem, Fight Club. 1st rule of Fight Club is...
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S W I N S K E Y
Posts: 24376
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
Kristin Anne wrote:
I've been wondering about this elusive fellow for quite some time now. What are his hopes? His dreams? His fears? What makes Tyler tick? i may be the only one here that has actually seen him and been in his presence...
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Lapis
Posts: 8424
Chicago, Illinois, US
theda wrote:
No, I am eeyore. And I will fight Eric (to the death, if need be) for it. well, you are definitely the IMPURE Eeyore.
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Lapis
Posts: 8424
Chicago, Illinois, US
Doug Swinskey wrote:
i may be the only one here that has actually seen him and been in his presence... and...you are still alive to talk about it? Did you have to go through a series of Mason like tests before being able to see the tyler? Is he indeed sometimes a mid-twenties kid who goes out drinking with his friends and forgets to change the banner?
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Wil with one L
Posts: 394
Malibu, California, US
I know Tyler from back in his "pick me a winner" days when he was trying desperately to become the Nose Picking Champion of Florida. He never could get up there.
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K-A
Posts: 724
Healdsburg, California, US
Marko Cecic-Karuzic wrote:
Alright, Kristin, you did it. The single funniest thread I've yet seen on MM. I'm not looking for for glory. I just want the truth...plain and simple.
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Kharizma
Posts: 455
Concord, California, US
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S W I N S K E Y
Posts: 24376
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
Lapis wrote:
and...you are still alive to talk about it? Did you have to go through a series of Mason like tests before being able to see the tyler? Is he indeed sometimes a mid-twenties kid who goes out drinking with his friends and forgets to change the banner? ok..the truth is tyler is actually an advanced algorithm, computer program...
simulating a typical, young webmaster persona. (notice the program likes beautiful young women)
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S W I N S K E Y
Posts: 24376
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
Kristin Anne wrote:
I'm not looking for for glory. I just want the truth...plain and simple. you cant handle the truth!....see above
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xrhapsodiex
Posts: 72
New York, New York, US
Hey I have a Tyler, I just bought him at the Tyler store...
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annointedbeautie
Posts: 109
Rockledge, Florida, US
he was my only fried for a long time. He stuck by my side when no one else cared. Tyler was my one and only, until i found out he was the same for many others.... Im still recovering
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K-A
Posts: 724
Healdsburg, California, US
Doug Swinskey wrote:
you cant handle the truth!....see above Au contraire Doug: the truth shall set us free. I'm prepared to handle whatever blows my way...the good, the bad, the ugly. Bring it on, I say!
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Wil with one L
Posts: 394
Malibu, California, US
I usually choose the blue pill...in this case...I choose the red, Morpheus.
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S W I N S K E Y
Posts: 24376
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
Kristin Anne wrote:
Au contraire Doug: the truth shall set us free. I'm prepared to handle whatever blows my way...the good, the bad, the ugly. Bring it on, I say! the truth wont set you free..it will piss you off....
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S W I N S K E Y
Posts: 24376
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
annointedbeautie wrote:
he was my only fried for a long time. He stuck by my side when no one else cared. Tyler was my one and only, until i found out he was the same for many others.... Im still recovering yes, the tyler freind thingie was an automated process...part of the algorithm..
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R. Olson (RO)
Posts: 971
Seattle, Washington, US
Doug Swinskey wrote:
ok..the truth is tyler is actually an advanced algorythm, computer program...
simulating a typical, young webmaster persona. (notice the program likes beautiful young women) You mean he's that "architect" from The Matrix? Whoa.....
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S W I N S K E Y
Posts: 24376
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
R. Olson (RO) wrote:
You mean he's that "architect" from The Matrix? Whoa..... well..kinda..but on a smaller scale...
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legworkPhotography
Posts: 121
Detroit, Alabama, US
Dont discuss Fight Club........ his name is Tyler Durden
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R. Olson (RO)
Posts: 971
Seattle, Washington, US
Doug Swinskey wrote:
well..kinda..but on a smaller scale... Does that make the moderators the "agents" LOL Wonder which one Theda is 
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Pat Thielen
Posts: 16800
Hastings, Minnesota, US
There is no Tyler. There is only Zool.
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giovanni gruttola
Posts: 1279
Middle Island, New York, US
Pat Thielen wrote:
There is no Tyler. There is only Zool. Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the
pre-chosen forms. During the rectification
of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a
very large and moving Torb. Then of course
in the third reconciliation of the last of
the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new
form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs
and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in
the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell
you.
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DawnElizabeth
Posts: 3907
Madison, Mississippi, US
Well.....if you must know:
Tyler doesn't actually exist. And.....neither do the mods. We are all cyber programs designed by a higher computer program with a superior intelligence planted here under the guidance of the military by a future earth. Our human counterparts do not really know we exist, only a title.
Our cover function is to live in the guise of keeping the peace on Model Mayhem, our brainchild, whilst we plan away the destruction of all human kind.
Now that you know this, you will all be terminated.
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Angelus
Posts: 3642
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Tyler is two people. The Emperor Darth Sidious and Jerry Sienfeld. Sorry Tyler....I had to tell them your secret. Now can I be the Soup Nazi and join the darkside?  
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Angelus
Posts: 3642
Atlanta, Georgia, US
DawnElizabeth Moderator wrote:
Well.....if you must know:
Tyler doesn't actually exist. And.....neither do the mods. We are all cyber programs designed by a higher computer program with a superior intelligence planted here under the guidance of the military by a future earth. Our human counterparts do not really know we exist, only a title.
Our cover function is to live in the guise of keeping the peace on Model Mayhem, our brainchild, whilst we plan away the destruction of all human kind.
Now that you know this, you will all be terminated. Why does this remind me of the Terminator Trilogy?
Really makes you think.
At first I thought Tyler was the Brain and the moderators were all different parts of pinky.
And every night what do they do......??
All together now!!
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DawnElizabeth
Posts: 3907
Madison, Mississippi, US
*sigh*
pity the humans....
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Wil with one L
Posts: 394
Malibu, California, US
DawnElizabeth Moderator wrote:
Well.....if you must know:
Tyler doesn't actually exist. And.....neither do the mods. We are all cyber programs designed by a higher computer program with a superior intelligence planted here under the guidance of the military by a future earth. Our human counterparts do not really know we exist, only a title.
Our cover function is to live in the guise of keeping the peace on Model Mayhem, our brainchild, whilst we plan away the destruction of all human kind.
Now that you know this, you will all be terminated. Dawn, I KNEW that you were WAY too good looking in person! ;-)
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Pat Thielen
Posts: 16800
Hastings, Minnesota, US
DawnElizabeth Moderator wrote:
Well.....if you must know:
Tyler doesn't actually exist. And.....neither do the mods. We are all cyber programs designed by a higher computer program with a superior intelligence planted here under the guidance of the military by a future earth. Our human counterparts do not really know we exist, only a title.
Our cover function is to live in the guise of keeping the peace on Model Mayhem, our brainchild, whilst we plan away the destruction of all human kind.
Now that you know this, you will all be terminated. Dawn - I've been onto you "cyber programs" for quite some time now. You're playing perfectly into my plans for world domination. Once you take over the computer networks and high definition TVs your work will be done and I will release my super virus of ultimate deletion to wipe your little avatars and daemons (I love that word) off the networks. And because I created the future world you speak of, its no wonder I can delete you all with the mere press of a key! Again, I say onto you: Muhahahahaaaaaa!
-P-
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S W I N S K E Y
Posts: 24376
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
ok..bringing the thread back cause pat took so long to respond
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Dreams To Keep
Posts: 585
Novi, Michigan, US
Pat Thielen wrote: There is no Tyler. There is only Zool. Im'age NY (INY) wrote:
Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the
pre-chosen forms. During the rectification
of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a
very large and moving Torb. Then of course
in the third reconciliation of the last of
the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new
form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs
and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in
the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell
you. So, that was Tyler in my fridge?
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Worlds Of Water
Posts: 37732
Rancho Cucamonga, California, US
Tyler is the dude (in that old classic movie) who is spinning the wheels and pushing the buttons behind that curtain... scaring poor Tinman, Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion and Dorothy to death. Toto has yet to grab the curtain...
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JM Dean
Posts: 8931
Cary, North Carolina, US
Kristin Anne wrote:
I've been wondering about this elusive fellow for quite some time now. What are his hopes? His dreams? His fears? What makes Tyler tick? The big question would be "Where is Tyler?" Top banner has not changed in some time now.
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digital cowboy
Posts: 147
Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, US
Kristin Anne wrote:
I've been wondering about this elusive fellow for quite some time now. What are his hopes? His dreams? His fears? What makes Tyler tick? IGNORE the man behind the curtain!
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stylist man
Posts: 34382
New York, New York, US
JM Dean wrote:
The big question would be "Where is Tyler?" Top banner has not changed in some time now. Well he has not been back in two and two so he is not Chuck Wollery.
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