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Photographer

Mark

Posts: 2978

New York, New York, US

Just called Ecstacy by the minute escorts and since I was not a repeat customer the girl was going to bring a model along to our "appointment" I was just hoping for some fun but now I guess I have to scramble for a MUA or hould I just wing it??

Mark

Jan 14 07 11:14 pm Link

Model

Memi Haute

Posts: 7241

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Jan 14 07 11:16 pm Link

Photographer

Boho Hobo

Posts: 25351

Santa Barbara, California, US

Mark wrote:
Just called Ecstacy by the minute escorts and since I was not a repeat customer the girl was going to bring a model along to our "appointment" I was just hoping for some fun but now I guess I have to scramble for a MUA or hould I just wing it??

Mark

I would highly suggest checking on the model's references.  I've heard many stories where sessions with escorts have been ruined by models wanting to have their photos taken.

Plus, you never know if the model will be serious about actually getting real photos taken or if they'll be satisfied with just hearing the click of a shutter.  If you have to actually provide a burned CD of images, I'd just pass as it's too much work (unless you are doing anon. nudes, in which case you can just grab body parts off the web and hand it over to 'em).

Jan 14 07 11:18 pm Link

Photographer

Mike Kelcher

Posts: 13322

Minneapolis, Minnesota, US

You seriously need to take precautions here. I'd recommend you check references, get mace, a Glock, or maybe hire a bouncer. This could get ugly.  Other than that, makeup artists suck up valuable shooting time and also want to get paid. So, you could just forget about trying to make the model look beautiful. In the interest of saving time and money, send the model for carry-out pizza, and just shoot the escort from the neck down.

Jan 14 07 11:26 pm Link

Model

Lady Afrodyte

Posts: 443

Fresno, California, US

Don't forget to alien proof the room just in case a wandering alien happens by and feels the need to probe the model whist she tries to weasel her way in front of the lens and your lovely escort.

Jan 14 07 11:34 pm Link

Photographer

Mark

Posts: 2978

New York, New York, US

Mikes Images - Mike #4 wrote:
You seriously need to take precautions here. I'd recommend you check references, get mace, a Glock, or maybe hire a bouncer. This could get ugly.  Other than that, makeup artists suck up valuable shooting time and also want to get paid. So, you could just forget about trying to make the model look beautiful. In the interest of saving time and money, send the model for carry-out pizza, and just shoot the escort from the neck down.

but I was ah  just trying to get a "release"- just watched Jennifer Conolly in Requiem for a Dream and well somethng popped up.

Jan 14 07 11:35 pm Link

Photographer

Mark

Posts: 2978

New York, New York, US

Lady Afrodyte wrote:
Don't forget to alien proof the room just in case a wandering alien happens by and feels the need to probe the model whist she tries to weasel her way in front of the lens and your lovely escort.

I dont even have a camera now just a you know what that's lasting longer than 3 hours

Jan 14 07 11:36 pm Link

Model

Lady Afrodyte

Posts: 443

Fresno, California, US

Mark wrote:
but I was ah  just trying to get a "release"- just watched Jennifer Conolly in Reqiem for a Dream and well somethng popped up.

dammit now I want to know where my copy of Requiem for a Dream went!

Jan 14 07 11:37 pm Link

Model

Lady Afrodyte

Posts: 443

Fresno, California, US

Mark wrote:

I dont even have a camera now just a you know what that's lasting longer than 3 hours

The model might mistake this as a casting couch situation then. You would need some rope with which to bind her to a chair so you might enjoy your escort. I would also consider a gag since models tend to be loud at the most inappropriate times.

Jan 14 07 11:39 pm Link

Photographer

Scribe of Souls

Posts: 564

Bonner Springs, Kansas, US

Mark wrote:
Just called Ecstacy by the minute escorts and since I was not a repeat customer the girl was going to bring a model along to our "appointment" I was just hoping for some fun but now I guess I have to scramble for a MUA or hould I just wing it??

Mark

All you need to do is set up an automatic camera with a flash that will snap a pic every 10 seconds and set it up in a dark room.  When the escort gets there just tell the model to stand against the wall and "model".  The model will be so enamoured by the flash, they will leave you alone until you return with the escort after doing whatever you will.  This way you also have pics to back up your "shoot" and be able to write it off the expense of the escort on your taxes!!! 

Hell of a way to go, I always try to sound weird on the phone so they will send a model along with the escort!

Jan 14 07 11:53 pm Link

Photographer

ShadowCrafter

Posts: 1523

Pike Road, Alabama, US

Mark wrote:
I dont even have a camera now just a you know what that's lasting longer than 3 hours

Lady Afrodyte wrote:
The model might mistake this as a casting couch situation then. You would need some rope with which to bind her to a chair so you might enjoy your escort. I would also consider a gag since models tend to be loud at the most inappropriate times.

She's right.  You need to be very careful.  It is tough when you have to take time with the model before you can focus on the escort. 
The gag is a good idea. 
Good luck with this one.

Jan 15 07 12:26 am Link

Photographer

Richard Tallent

Posts: 7136

Beaumont, Texas, US

Watch out! Sometimes there's no model at all in their trickery...

Instead, the escort shows up insisting that she is a model. Worse, the pimp comes along trying to pass himself off as the "escort" but then says he is only there "to watch."

So, what with the "escort" just sitting there and the "model" refusing to do anything but pose for a camera, no actual escorting follows.

Jan 15 07 12:32 am Link

Photographer

Mark

Posts: 2978

New York, New York, US

The model convinced the escort that I now have to show my book to the escort's booker before she can work with me.

Jan 15 07 12:00 pm Link

Photographer

ShadowCrafter

Posts: 1523

Pike Road, Alabama, US

Mark wrote:
I dont even have a camera now just a you know what that's lasting longer than 3 hours

Lady Afrodyte wrote:
The model might mistake this as a casting couch situation then. You would need some rope with which to bind her to a chair so you might enjoy your escort. I would also consider a gag since models tend to be loud at the most inappropriate times.

ShadowCrafter wrote:
She's right.  You need to be very careful.  It is tough when you have to take time with the model before you can focus on the escort. 
The gag is a good idea. 
Good luck with this one.

Yes indeed,   you should be  vewwwy  vewwwy  caaaaaiii ful

Jan 16 07 10:25 pm Link

Photographer

Rik Austin

Posts: 12165

Austin, Texas, US

Lady Afrodyte wrote:
Don't forget to alien proof the room just in case a wandering alien happens by and feels the need to probe the model whist she tries to weasel her way in front of the lens and your lovely escort.

So that's what has been happening in my studio!  Knew I needed to get rid of those Alien Bees.

Jan 16 07 10:49 pm Link

Photographer

Murder City Angels

Posts: 297

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Tell the escort agency to let the model know there is nudity involved and I guarantee the model will cancel last minute and you will have the escort all to yourself.

Jan 17 07 12:26 am Link

Photographer

ivangarciaphotography

Posts: 76

Houston, Alaska, US

??

Jan 17 07 12:32 am Link

Photographer

Mortonovich

Posts: 6209

San Diego, California, US

Be sure to shoot in a motel room or your ass is grass.

Jan 17 07 01:07 am Link