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Star

Posts: 17966

Los Angeles, California, US

One thread,

all subjects

       no waiting

Jan 14 07 06:51 pm Link

Photographer

Image K

Posts: 23400

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

This is Squiggy, my pufferfish.

He wanted to say hello to all of his fans out there in the MM universe...

https://img219.imageshack.us/img219/6319/pufferfishzg4.png

Jan 14 07 06:54 pm Link

Photographer

Jim Ball

Posts: 17632

Frontenac, Kansas, US

Image K wrote:
This is Squiggy, my pufferfish.

He wanted to say hello to all of his fans out there in the MM universe...

https://img219.imageshack.us/img219/6319/pufferfishzg4.png

Why is he looking at me like that?

Jan 14 07 07:22 pm Link

Photographer

Carl J Speed II

Posts: 2662

San Antonio, Texas, US

Jim Ball wrote:
Why is he looking at me like that?

He's asking you not to make fugu out of him.

Jan 14 07 07:37 pm Link

Photographer

SLE Photography

Posts: 68937

Orlando, Florida, US

Jim Ball wrote:
Why is he looking at me like that?

Mach V Speed wrote:
He's asking you not to make fugu out of him.

https://www.slephoto.com/smilies/big%20laugh.gif

Jan 14 07 07:44 pm Link

Photographer

Raquelly

Posts: 625

Newark, New Jersey, US

heh.

Does the fish want to shoot ?

Jan 14 07 07:45 pm Link

Digital Artist

Koray

Posts: 6720

Ankara, Ankara, Turkey

hey that fish is nude...I can see more than one nipple...or whatever they are...better remove the img tags!

Jan 14 07 07:51 pm Link

Model

Jessalyn

Posts: 21433

Denver, Colorado, US

Koray wrote:
hey that fish is nude...I can see more than one nipple...or whatever they are...better remove the img tags!

don't be such a prude. lol

Jan 14 07 07:53 pm Link

Photographer

Stephen Melvin

Posts: 16334

Kansas City, Missouri, US

Koray wrote:
hey that fish is nude...I can see more than one nipple...or whatever they are...better remove the img tags!

It's okay, those are male nipples.

Jan 14 07 07:54 pm Link

Digital Artist

Koray

Posts: 6720

Ankara, Ankara, Turkey

hey I'm just trying to protect the kids from seeing the male nipple monster...big_smile

Jan 14 07 07:57 pm Link

Photographer

Raquelly

Posts: 625

Newark, New Jersey, US

Koray wrote:
hey that fish is nude...I can see more than one nipple...or whatever they are...better remove the img tags!

QUICK someone make tiny electrical tape "x"s ..

Jan 14 07 07:58 pm Link

Photographer

Christopher N.

Posts: 657

Troy, Michigan, US

Image K wrote:
This is Squiggy, my pufferfish.

He wanted to say hello to all of his fans out there in the MM universe...

https://img219.imageshack.us/img219/6319/pufferfishzg4.png

I thought I recognized that bastard.

He came to a recent shoot  30 min late with an Oscar as an escort. He has nudes in his portfolio, but refused to do them with me just for the silly reason that I kept reminding him how hot he looked. The Oscar (who was a real jerk) got jealous and stole a 2GB 80x CF card when I wasn't looking. We had words and I threw them both out. I forgot to get him to sign a release and he kept bugging me for the pictures that we did take from our shoot.

The last I heard he had bought a 5D and decided he wanted to do his own 'work' (the real reason is that he wanted to meet guppies).

Damn you Squiggy. Damn you.

:-)

Jan 14 07 08:24 pm Link

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Moraxian

Posts: 2607

Germantown, Maryland, US

Isn't Lenny usually around when Squiggy is? 

Oh wait, that's right, he went and formed a loud rock and roll band with the Six Fingered Man and Montgomery Burns...

(Go check at IMDB, he *really* did do that!)

Jan 14 07 08:38 pm Link

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ToddLA

Posts: 183

Los Angeles, California, US

Christopher N. wrote:

I thought I recognized that bastard.

He came to a recent shoot  30 min late with an Oscar as an escort. He has nudes in his portfolio, but refused to do them with me just for the silly reason that I kept reminding him how hot he looked. The Oscar (who was a real jerk) got jealous and stole a 2GB 80x CF card when I wasn't looking. We had words and I threw them both out. I forgot to get him to sign a release and he kept bugging me for the pictures that we did take from our shoot.

The last I heard he had bought a 5D and decided he wanted to do his own 'work' (the real reason is that he wanted to meet guppies).

Damn you Squiggy. Damn you.

:-)

Great, so now we have another FWC running around...

Jan 14 07 08:43 pm Link

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Christopher N.

Posts: 657

Troy, Michigan, US

I just realized that my previous rant was out of line since it could be considered an "outing" post. One bad experience with a fish should not be a reflection on the whole aquarium. Supposedly others here have had good shoots with him when he was modelling, and I have to respect that.

Even though I know Squiggy is contacting other fish models (his favorite opening line is: U R HOT. HIT ME UP IF U WANT TO SHOOT) and offering to get them into Aquatic Life and National Geographic (if they send him their best webcam/camera phone portfolio picture and pay him $500), it doesn't necessarily mean he's a scam artist.

I apologize and did not mean to imply he was an FWC.

Jan 14 07 08:57 pm Link

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nevar

Posts: 14670

Fort Smith, Arkansas, US

Fuck You (said in my best irish accent.... sound a bit more scottish)

Jan 14 07 09:09 pm Link

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Curt at photoworks

Posts: 31812

Riverside, California, US

Raquel Gonzalez wrote:
heh.

Does the fish want to shoot ?

Not without an escort!  Not anymore.

Jan 14 07 09:49 pm Link

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Gabriel

Posts: 1654

Fort Lauderdale, Florida, US

Star wrote:
One thread,

all subjects

       no waiting

Have you considered that maybe you are on here way too much? You seem to always be bringing up threads about other threads that are overdone. I don't care either way, as I just don't click on what I don't care to read, but if these threads matter to you so much it may be time to step away from the computer. wink

Jan 14 07 09:53 pm Link

Model

Texas Jamie

Posts: 1729

San Marcos, Texas, US

He kinda looks like E.T..

So ugly, he's cute.

Jan 14 07 09:55 pm Link

Model

_Absentia_

Posts: 9339

Austin, Indiana, US

I choose....T&A.

Do we get bacon? smile

Jan 14 07 10:09 pm Link

Photographer

Star

Posts: 17966

Los Angeles, California, US

Gabriel wrote:

Have you considered that maybe you are on here way too much? You seem to always be bringing up threads about other threads that are overdone. I don't care either way, as I just don't click on what I don't care to read, but if these threads matter to you so much it may be time to step away from the computer. wink

what makes me smile, no really, is that you still choose to read the threads...

https://bestsmileys.com/cats2/16.gif

Jan 15 07 01:40 am Link

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Gabriel

Posts: 1654

Fort Lauderdale, Florida, US

Star wrote:

what makes me smile, no really, is that you still choose to read the threads...

https://bestsmileys.com/cats2/16.gif

I got duped. I thought maybe that it would be a new and interesting perspective. =p

It doesn't matter to me what you or anyone posts. Like I said, I skim over most things here. But you might be showing signs of MM burnout. Just an observation.

Carry on, but don't let the escorts get to you.

Jan 15 07 11:09 am Link

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Fotticelli

Posts: 12252

Rockville, Maryland, US

Holey cow. This is the mother of all posts.

There will be no need for MM after this one.

Jan 15 07 11:11 am Link

Photographer

AJR Photography

Posts: 511

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

TFP (Trade Fish Prints)

Jan 15 07 11:14 am Link