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Photographer

Odins Eye

Posts: 1925

West Wendover, Nevada, US

I'll admit it; I don't just shoot erotic and risque work because it's popular, I shoot it because I like it. If I don't like what I'm doing, be it a fashion set, a still life, or a nude(implied or otherwise), the work just isn't going to be good because I don't care.

Now if I'm getting paid, of course I care; that allows me to do more of what I want to, so that means it is a means to my ends and makes it much more valuable, whether or not I personally like what I am doing.

Anyway, thats not the point. Recently, I came to NY to visit my family and a few friends, and I ran into a photographer-friend. He's been trying to branch into working with models, but the way he was telling it to me...just disgusted me. I'm not sure I can associate with him anymore, and I've told him just as much.

I won't go through the whole conversation, but paraphrasing what to me was the big red light "If I can't sit with a model and work my mojo on her, I'm not going to shoot with her." This came after having a convo earlier in the day, and he said the same thing about girls he was trying to screw, not work with. Anyway, this one is for the models out there: Just Ask Your Photographer If They Are A Pervert!!!!!

I admit it, I am. But work is for work, art is for art, and wank is for wank, and if I plan on creating anything with a model, I'm going to be as damn clear as I can what we are creating so that we are both happy with the results or decide against working together for the time being.

Anyway, mini-rant over. Happy New Year, MM.

Dec 30 06 12:51 pm Link

Photographer

M Pandolfo Photography

Posts: 12117

Tampa, Florida, US

Who the hell uses the term "work their mojo" anymore? You paraphrased...but if you now tell me he also said he's trying to "shag his babe-a-licious models" I may just have to vomit. You should just tell him to "behave baby."

Dec 30 06 12:55 pm Link

Model

Tikeya

Posts: 8075

Edgewood, Maryland, US

Be https://bestsmileys.com/signs12/1.gif, and have a HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Dec 30 06 12:55 pm Link

Photographer

T Edward Glazar

Posts: 300

Sunnyside, Georgia, US

Thanks for sharing.

My name is Ed and I'm a pervert.

Dec 30 06 12:56 pm Link

Model

Tiara Lestari

Posts: 11436

Jhanaydāh, Jhanaydāh, Bangladesh

lol at this thread.

Dec 30 06 12:59 pm Link

Model

Tikeya

Posts: 8075

Edgewood, Maryland, US

My name is Tikeya, and I want a slurpee.

Dec 30 06 01:00 pm Link

Photographer

Collin J. Rae

Posts: 7657

Winchester, Virginia, US

Perverts 'R' Us

...and "mojo" !?? wtf

Dec 30 06 01:01 pm Link

Photographer

tripstar

Posts: 87

Cincinnati, Ohio, US

I'd be a pervert but I'm too lazy... yawn... going back to bed...

Dec 30 06 01:01 pm Link

Photographer

M Pandolfo Photography

Posts: 12117

Tampa, Florida, US

Ok, just because I'm in one of those moods. I started thinking. Are you a pervert if you're attracted to gorgeous females? That would be normal under most definitions. Now...if you said he got sexually stimulated by rubbing peanut butter on his genitals and calling over his Golden Retriever...THAT would be perverted.

Wow...I really need another hobby than these forums lol.

Dec 30 06 01:05 pm Link

Photographer

Dave Gibson

Posts: 370

Altoona, Pennsylvania, US

Some people probably think I'm a prevert because of what I like to shoot. Joke 'em if they can't take a you-know-what! wink

Dec 30 06 01:07 pm Link

Photographer

Quay Lude

Posts: 6386

Madison, Wisconsin, US

Tikeya wrote:
My name is Tikeya, and I want a slurpee.

Hooray for girl perverts!

Dec 30 06 01:09 pm Link

Photographer

Michael Southwick

Posts: 534

Rock Island, Illinois, US

Michael Pandolfo wrote:
Ok, just because I'm in one of those moods. I started thinking. Are you a pervert if you're attracted to gorgeous females? That would be normal under most definitions. Now...if you said he got sexually stimulated by rubbing peanut butter on his genitals and calling over his Golden Retriever...THAT would be perverted.

Wow...I really need another hobby than these forums lol.

and dangerous

Dec 30 06 01:17 pm Link

Model

_Alexandra

Posts: 650

Alexandria, Virginia, US

Michael Pandolfo wrote:
Who the hell uses the term "work their mojo" anymore?

Sounds like an Austin Powers line.

To the OP, thanks for the heads up!  I'll be sure to stay away from the perverts ;-)

Dec 30 06 01:18 pm Link

Model

_Alexandra

Posts: 650

Alexandria, Virginia, US

Michael Pandolfo wrote:
Ok, just because I'm in one of those moods. I started thinking. Are you a pervert if you're attracted to gorgeous females? That would be normal under most definitions. Now...if you said he got sexually stimulated by rubbing peanut butter on his genitals and calling over his Golden Retriever...THAT would be perverted.

Wow...I really need another hobby than these forums lol.

The circumstances make a big difference.  If you see an old man talking to a young girl, often times people assume he's a pervert, even if he just needs directions somewhere.

Dec 30 06 01:19 pm Link

Photographer

M Pandolfo Photography

Posts: 12117

Tampa, Florida, US

_Alexandra wrote:

The circumstances make a big difference.  If you see an old man talking to a young girl, often times people assume he's a pervert, even if he just needs directions somewhere.

Especially if he's asking for directions to her nether regions. It's always a dead giveaway.

Dec 30 06 01:21 pm Link

Photographer

J Merrill Images

Posts: 1412

Harvey, Illinois, US

Tikeya wrote:
My name is Tikeya, and I want a slurpee.

LMAO!  ............   well   ..... ummmmmmm ........ what kind of "slurpee" did you have in mind?


(did I just reveal my pervertedness????)

Dec 30 06 01:24 pm Link

Model

_Alexandra

Posts: 650

Alexandria, Virginia, US

Michael Pandolfo wrote:

Especially if he's asking for directions to her nether regions. It's always a dead giveaway.

That's a bit of a problem.  Most of the pervy old guys who come to my work prefer to stare at boobs, though.  In fact (I work at a book store), I had a customer ask me to order him the "Big Book of Breasts".  He also asked that he not be called when the book arrived, but that he would come by for in-store pick up.

Dec 30 06 01:25 pm Link

Photographer

Quay Lude

Posts: 6386

Madison, Wisconsin, US

Michael Pandolfo wrote:
Now...if you said he got sexually stimulated by rubbing peanut butter on his genitals and calling over his Golden Retriever...THAT would be perverted.

I think this needs a little clarification before we can pass judgement. Chunky or smooth? And how old is the Golden Retriever?

Dec 30 06 01:25 pm Link

Photographer

Dave Gibson

Posts: 370

Altoona, Pennsylvania, US

Tikeya wrote:
My name is Tikeya, and I want a slurpee.

I'm wondering what she wants to do with the slurpee. LOL
Yep, my mind's in the gutter!

Dec 30 06 01:28 pm Link

Photographer

Christopher N.

Posts: 657

Troy, Michigan, US

I'm thinking if anyone has to refer to "workin' a mojo" said mojo ain't workin'.

And I want a slurpee, too.....

Dec 30 06 03:06 pm Link

Model

_Absentia_

Posts: 9339

Austin, Indiana, US

So you're a perv?
Well, join the club wink

Dec 30 06 03:06 pm Link

Photographer

stonescorpion

Posts: 93

Minneapolis, Minnesota, US

Serevende Photography wrote:

I think this needs a little clarification before we can pass judgement. Chunky or smooth? And how old is the Golden Retriever?

And remember, 3 years old in Human years is 21 in Dog years.

Dec 30 06 03:11 pm Link

Photographer

Jay Bowman

Posts: 6511

Los Angeles, California, US

What?  You mean you're not supposed to use the word "mojo?"  Now you tell me.




Bastids...

Dec 30 06 03:12 pm Link

Photographer

Marcus J. Ranum

Posts: 3247

MORRISDALE, Pennsylvania, US

Odin's Eye wrote:
"If I can't sit with a model and work my mojo on her, I'm not going to shoot with her."

Are you still dating your model friend?

Dec 30 06 03:16 pm Link

Photographer

Geo Silva

Posts: 533

Whittier, California, US

Tikeya wrote:
My name is Tikeya, and I want a slurpee.

Mmmmm, Cherry Slurpee (going to Cirlce K)

Dec 30 06 03:36 pm Link

Photographer

Davis Images

Posts: 93

Tampa, Florida, US

Michael Pandolfo wrote:
Ok, just because I'm in one of those moods. I started thinking. Are you a pervert if you're attracted to gorgeous females? That would be normal under most definitions. Now...if you said he got sexually stimulated by rubbing peanut butter on his genitals and calling over his Golden Retriever...THAT would be perverted.

Wow...I really need another hobby than these forums lol.

Sounds like you have some experience in that area smile

Dec 30 06 08:05 pm Link

Photographer

Searcher

Posts: 775

New York, New York, US

Perversion is any act carried out with an absence of love. Going to a job you don't ultimately enjoy, spending time with an elderly person just to take their money, keying an unknown stranger's car, and other robotic acts of base inhumanity are all perversions. We are all guilty of perversion in one way or another.

Dec 30 06 08:34 pm Link

Photographer

Rick Athearn

Posts: 492

Boulder, Colorado, US

Come on guys, you remember "Dr. Strangelove" and General Jack Ripper's lines about them "preverts". Gotta watch out for the preverts!

Dec 30 06 08:38 pm Link

Photographer

GianCarlo Images

Posts: 2427

Brooklyn, New York, US

oops, sorry.

Dec 30 06 08:43 pm Link

Photographer

GianCarlo Images

Posts: 2427

Brooklyn, New York, US

Surely there must be perverted models out there too?
Yes? Good, why don't you join in and give our Johnsons a tickle.

Dec 30 06 08:46 pm Link

Photographer

Aaron S

Posts: 2651

Syracuse, Indiana, US

I can't even tell you how girls I have scared off by saying, "A lot of my work is inspired by Helmut Newton."

Or, "I'd like to do something Newton-esque."

Dec 30 06 08:46 pm Link

Photographer

StephenEastwood

Posts: 19585

Great Neck, New York, US

Three Cheers for the perverts!!!  I am all for them.

Stephen Eastwood
http://www.PhotographersPortfolio.com

Dec 30 06 08:50 pm Link

Model

Tikeya

Posts: 8075

Edgewood, Maryland, US

carlo Di Paolo wrote:
Surely there must be perverted models out there too?
Yes? Good, why don't you join in and give our Johnsons a tickle.

Four models have posted already.

Dec 30 06 09:21 pm Link

Photographer

Moraxian

Posts: 2607

Germantown, Maryland, US

Hi!  My name is Moraxian and according to Dave Gibson I might be a pervert....

Hmmm, maybe I should start a thread  or write a book titled, "You might be a pervert if..."

Nah, that's been done.

Dec 30 06 09:28 pm Link

Photographer

Dave Gibson

Posts: 370

Altoona, Pennsylvania, US

Moraxian wrote:
Hi!  My name is Moraxian and according to Dave Gibson I might be a pervert....

Hmmm, maybe I should start a thread  or write a book titled, "You might be a pervert if..."

Nah, that's been done.

LOL!

Maybe we could start a support group similar to AA, called "Perverts Anonymous"

We could all sit in a circle and take turns saying, "Hi, my name is (insert name). I am a pervert."

Dec 30 06 10:46 pm Link

Photographer

Searcher

Posts: 775

New York, New York, US

Support group? We should start a pep band!

Dec 30 06 11:02 pm Link

Photographer

Jim Ball

Posts: 17632

Frontenac, Kansas, US

Perversion is all a matter of degree......

Using a feather during foreplay is just a little kinky.

Using the whole chicken is perverted...................... tongue

Dec 30 06 11:04 pm Link

Photographer

J Schumacher

Posts: 1220

Gustine, California, US

Tikeya wrote:
My name is Tikeya, and I want a slurpee.

I buy slurpees for ALL my perverted models.

Dec 30 06 11:05 pm Link

Photographer

Caspers Creations

Posts: 11409

Kansas City, Missouri, US

Searcher wrote:
Support group? We should start a pep band!

NO SKIN FLUTE JOKES.......YOUR ADULTS DAMN IT!

Dec 30 06 11:06 pm Link

Photographer

Duncan

Posts: 2135

New York, New York, US

Jim Ball wrote:
Perversion is all a matter of degree......

Using a feather during foreplay is just a little kinky.

Using the whole chicken is perverted...................... tongue

Jim , all of us Balls have to stick together and be perverted!

Dec 30 06 11:06 pm Link