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Photographer

swhnyc

Posts: 1327

New York, New York, US

Take the number of views your photo has gotten on MM.

Multiply it by two if it is a swimsuit shot.

Multiply it by four if there is nudity. 

Divide it by two if there an actual, full wardrobe.

Take the number of hits you've gotten after this process, and divide it by the number of comments it's recieved from people.

However, disclude from this figure any comments from people...

... whom you have already left a comment for yourself
... who use the word "amazing"
... who are horny GWCs calling you any variation of "sexy" or "beautiful" in the hopes they will someday have sex with you or see you naked

If you end up with a number lower than 10, you're doing well.  A number lower than 5, and you're absolutely amazing.

Or, you could just ignore the whole "driving ANY kind of useless traffic to your page / comment whore" thing altogether and just take photos that you really love and feel an affinity for.  smile

Dec 26 06 08:59 am Link

Digital Artist

Koray

Posts: 6720

Ankara, Ankara, Turkey

you dont like mondays huh? big_smile

Dec 26 06 09:05 am Link

Photographer

BlackWatch

Posts: 3825

Cleveland, Ohio, US

I took at least a year of advanced calculus and you just caused my brain to shut down with one post...

Dec 26 06 09:09 am Link

Photographer

David Simpson Images

Posts: 1328

Bangor, Maine, US

?!?

Dec 26 06 09:12 am Link

Photographer

Doug Vosler

Posts: 932

Redlands, California, US

BlackWatch wrote:
I took at least a year of advanced calculus and you just caused my brain to shut down with one post...

Why?  It was just multiplicationa nd division :-P

Dec 26 06 09:14 am Link

Model

Carrie_K

Posts: 10053

Orlando, Florida, US

I ended up with the square root of blue over x. Did I do something wrong? wink

Dec 26 06 09:16 am Link

Photographer

BlackWatch

Posts: 3825

Cleveland, Ohio, US

Doug Vosler wrote:

Why?  It was just multiplicationa nd division :-P

There's not much more than that on the average tax form but why willingly submit yourself to one...

Anyone here fill out tax forms in July or August just for fun and practice? LOL!

Dec 26 06 09:16 am Link

Photographer

BlackWatch

Posts: 3825

Cleveland, Ohio, US

Carrie_K wrote:
I ended up with the square root of blue over x. Did I do something wrong? wink

You're cute...let's discuss our shoot over some chicken telephone ice cream!

Dec 26 06 09:18 am Link

Photographer

00siris

Posts: 19182

New York, New York, US

Carrie_K wrote:
I ended up with the square root of blue over x. Did I do something wrong? wink

Impossible !

Dec 26 06 09:24 am Link

Model

Carrie_K

Posts: 10053

Orlando, Florida, US

I knew I did something wrong. dammit! Back to the calculator.

Dec 26 06 09:26 am Link

Photographer

00siris

Posts: 19182

New York, New York, US

Carrie_K wrote:
I knew I did something wrong. dammit! Back to the calculator.

no no no - I think the problem is your calculator is rounding from too many significant figures.

Dec 26 06 09:28 am Link

Photographer

Kazmere Photography

Posts: 944

Jacksonville, Florida, US

Carrie_K wrote:
I ended up with the square root of blue over x. Did I do something wrong? wink

LMAO

Dec 26 06 09:30 am Link

Model

Carrie_K

Posts: 10053

Orlando, Florida, US

00siris wrote:

no no no - I think the problem is your calculator is rounding from too many significant figures.

Are you calling my figure round? LOL I think this is a hidden fat joke. can I calculate this whil on the treadmill?

Dec 26 06 09:30 am Link

Photographer

Doug Vosler

Posts: 932

Redlands, California, US

my calculator said it can't divide by zero sad

Dec 26 06 09:34 am Link

Photographer

Zion Imaging

Posts: 890

Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, US

Doug Vosler wrote:
my calculator said it can't divide by zero sad

Thats because you bought it in Minnesota! tongue

Dec 26 06 09:36 am Link

Photographer

Doug Vosler

Posts: 932

Redlands, California, US

Zion Imaging wrote:
Thats because you bought it in Minnesota! tongue

No, just at a Minnesota based company wink  (Best Buy)

I was 72 degrees for christmas here smile

p.s. do cheesehead calulators actually divide by zero?  I wouldn't be surprised if they did...

Dec 26 06 09:40 am Link

Photographer

Ransomaniac

Posts: 12588

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

00siris wrote:

Impossible !

https://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-8/1070810/inconceivable_1.jpg

Dec 26 06 09:43 am Link

Photographer

giovanni gruttola

Posts: 1279

Middle Island, New York, US

swhnyc wrote:
Take the number of views your photo has gotten on MM.

Multiply it by two if it is a swimsuit shot.

Multiply it by four if there is nudity. 

Divide it by two if there an actual, full wardrobe.

Take the number of hits you've gotten after this process, and divide it by the number of comments it's recieved from people.

This isn't going to give me the answer to that age old math question is it???  "A man leaves Chicago and a woman leaves New York at the same time, they travel in opposite directions, how long will it take yaddah yaddah yaddah"

Dec 26 06 09:46 am Link

Photographer

LeDeux Art

Posts: 50123

San Ramon, California, US

swhnyc wrote:
Take the number of views your photo has gotten on MM.

Multiply it by two if it is a swimsuit shot.

Multiply it by four if there is nudity. 

Divide it by two if there an actual, full wardrobe.

Take the number of hits you've gotten after this process, and divide it by the number of comments it's recieved from people.

However, disclude from this figure any comments from people...

... whom you have already left a comment for yourself
... who use the word "amazing"
... who are horny GWCs calling you any variation of "sexy" or "beautiful" in the hopes they will someday have sex with you or see you naked

If you end up with a number lower than 10, you're doing well.  A number lower than 5, and you're absolutely amazing.

Or, you could just ignore the whole "driving ANY kind of useless traffic to your page / comment whore" thing altogether and just take photos that you really love and feel an affinity for.  smile

I dont think its about the views or comments Ive deleted  pictures with over 50 comments many a times and Im a rookie working on month no. 9

Dec 26 06 09:50 am Link

Photographer

LeDeux Art

Posts: 50123

San Ramon, California, US

Ransom J wrote:

https://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-8/1070810/inconceivable_1.jpg

unbelievable

Dec 26 06 09:51 am Link

Model

Carrie_K

Posts: 10053

Orlando, Florida, US

swhnyc wrote:
Or, you could just ignore the whole "driving ANY kind of useless traffic to your page / comment whore" thing altogether and just take photos that you really love and feel an affinity for.  smile

I try to just take pics I love, but I'm a natural attention whore and haven't found a 12 step program for it yet.

Dec 26 06 09:53 am Link

Photographer

00siris

Posts: 19182

New York, New York, US

Carrie_K wrote:

Are you calling my figure round? LOL I think this is a hidden fat joke. can I calculate this whil on the treadmill?

cleaver cleaver - rotf

Dec 26 06 09:55 am Link

Photographer

Sin City Dreams

Posts: 436

Cincinnati, Ohio, US

ummm,  I think I just got a headache!

Dec 26 06 09:56 am Link

Model

Tiara Lestari

Posts: 11436

Jhanaydāh, Jhanaydāh, Bangladesh

My brain stops at multiply..

Dec 26 06 10:46 am Link

Photographer

Doug Vosler

Posts: 932

Redlands, California, US

I still don't know what to do since I can't divide by zero... short of commenting on my own photos wink

Dec 26 06 10:48 am Link

Photographer

nevar

Posts: 14670

Fort Smith, Arkansas, US

I came up with 73.....

Dec 26 06 12:13 pm Link

Model

Blue Sky Above

Posts: 172

*choking on coffee* lol

Dec 26 06 02:33 pm Link

Model

Chantelle Mathiasson

Posts: 3638

Carson City, Nevada, US

you lost me totally...wow....hmmm

Dec 26 06 03:04 pm Link

Photographer

Curt at photoworks

Posts: 31812

Riverside, California, US

00siris wrote:
Impossible !

Ransom J wrote:
https://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-8/1070810/inconceivable_1.jpg

Inigo Montoya "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

wink

Dec 26 06 03:29 pm Link

Model

CeeCee71

Posts: 3965

Saint Louis, Missouri, US

Oh Hell NO! Not Math I hate it, gives me a major headache!!!!

Dec 26 06 03:38 pm Link

Photographer

LeDeux Art

Posts: 50123

San Ramon, California, US

it seems we all have this in common, cept raven hes a brainiac, math my butt I cant even spell

Dec 26 06 09:05 pm Link

Model

_Absentia_

Posts: 9339

Austin, Indiana, US

Doug Vosler wrote:
I still don't know what to do since I can't divide by zero... short of commenting on my own photos wink

You really like to pull the pitty card, don't you?  DON'T YOU?!!!
*ahem*
Excuse me.
hehe wink

Dec 26 06 09:09 pm Link

Photographer

Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54196

Buena Park, California, US

Koray wrote:
you dont like mondays huh? big_smile

I scored a zero!!  I rock!!

Oh yeah, today is Tuesday.  Get with the program!

Dec 26 06 10:12 pm Link