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How good is your MM port? A new system.
Take the number of views your photo has gotten on MM. Multiply it by two if it is a swimsuit shot. Multiply it by four if there is nudity. Divide it by two if there an actual, full wardrobe. Take the number of hits you've gotten after this process, and divide it by the number of comments it's recieved from people. However, disclude from this figure any comments from people... ... whom you have already left a comment for yourself ... who use the word "amazing" ... who are horny GWCs calling you any variation of "sexy" or "beautiful" in the hopes they will someday have sex with you or see you naked If you end up with a number lower than 10, you're doing well. A number lower than 5, and you're absolutely amazing. Or, you could just ignore the whole "driving ANY kind of useless traffic to your page / comment whore" thing altogether and just take photos that you really love and feel an affinity for. Dec 26 06 08:59 am Link you dont like mondays huh? Dec 26 06 09:05 am Link I took at least a year of advanced calculus and you just caused my brain to shut down with one post... Dec 26 06 09:09 am Link ?!? Dec 26 06 09:12 am Link BlackWatch wrote: Why? It was just multiplicationa nd division :-P Dec 26 06 09:14 am Link I ended up with the square root of blue over x. Did I do something wrong? Dec 26 06 09:16 am Link Doug Vosler wrote: There's not much more than that on the average tax form but why willingly submit yourself to one... Dec 26 06 09:16 am Link Carrie_K wrote: You're cute...let's discuss our shoot over some chicken telephone ice cream! Dec 26 06 09:18 am Link Carrie_K wrote: Impossible ! Dec 26 06 09:24 am Link I knew I did something wrong. dammit! Back to the calculator. Dec 26 06 09:26 am Link Carrie_K wrote: no no no - I think the problem is your calculator is rounding from too many significant figures. Dec 26 06 09:28 am Link Carrie_K wrote: LMAO Dec 26 06 09:30 am Link 00siris wrote: Are you calling my figure round? LOL I think this is a hidden fat joke. can I calculate this whil on the treadmill? Dec 26 06 09:30 am Link my calculator said it can't divide by zero Dec 26 06 09:34 am Link Doug Vosler wrote: Thats because you bought it in Minnesota! Dec 26 06 09:36 am Link Zion Imaging wrote: No, just at a Minnesota based company (Best Buy) Dec 26 06 09:40 am Link 00siris wrote: Dec 26 06 09:43 am Link swhnyc wrote: This isn't going to give me the answer to that age old math question is it??? "A man leaves Chicago and a woman leaves New York at the same time, they travel in opposite directions, how long will it take yaddah yaddah yaddah" Dec 26 06 09:46 am Link swhnyc wrote: I dont think its about the views or comments Ive deleted pictures with over 50 comments many a times and Im a rookie working on month no. 9 Dec 26 06 09:50 am Link Ransom J wrote: unbelievable Dec 26 06 09:51 am Link swhnyc wrote: I try to just take pics I love, but I'm a natural attention whore and haven't found a 12 step program for it yet. Dec 26 06 09:53 am Link Carrie_K wrote: cleaver cleaver - rotf Dec 26 06 09:55 am Link ummm, I think I just got a headache! Dec 26 06 09:56 am Link My brain stops at multiply.. Dec 26 06 10:46 am Link I still don't know what to do since I can't divide by zero... short of commenting on my own photos Dec 26 06 10:48 am Link I came up with 73..... Dec 26 06 12:13 pm Link *choking on coffee* lol Dec 26 06 02:33 pm Link you lost me totally...wow....hmmm Dec 26 06 03:04 pm Link 00siris wrote: Ransom J wrote: Inigo Montoya "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." Dec 26 06 03:29 pm Link Oh Hell NO! Not Math I hate it, gives me a major headache!!!! Dec 26 06 03:38 pm Link it seems we all have this in common, cept raven hes a brainiac, math my butt I cant even spell Dec 26 06 09:05 pm Link Doug Vosler wrote: You really like to pull the pitty card, don't you? DON'T YOU?!!! Dec 26 06 09:09 pm Link Koray wrote: I scored a zero!! I rock!! Dec 26 06 10:12 pm Link |