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Buying new equipment to allow me to be creepy
I'm buying a water proof case for my cameras so I can drool while taking photos of young hot models..... I'm buying a MP3 so I can listen to taped orgasm sounds... I'm buying thick glasses to make my eyes beady... I'm having my head shaved so I can wear a bad wig..... Watch Out!!!!!.....creepy is here! Dec 23 06 12:14 pm Link I find that if you buy a View Camera with bellows you can hide behind it and "get a lot done" while you're shooting. And when a model questions what you're doing you can just say, "umm...no...these old fashioned cameras use a 4-legged tripod." Might want to consider that. Dec 23 06 12:17 pm Link If you want to get REALLY creepy - use a macro lens for portraits! Dec 23 06 12:22 pm Link FKVPhotoGraphics wrote: Can you link to the case? Dec 23 06 12:22 pm Link Gary Melton wrote: lol Dec 23 06 12:24 pm Link Im planning on purchasing a new trenchcoat with holes in the pockets. Yeah, Ill use it when Im not shooting too. Dec 23 06 01:56 pm Link Caspers Creations wrote: Damn....you are GOOD!.....I should have thought of that one! Dec 23 06 04:05 pm Link i have 3 packets of twisties in my cupboard right now, all freshly purchased. [ ie skyhooks lp mid 70's ] Dec 23 06 04:10 pm Link Doug Mackay DMP wrote: I still like chain best. Dec 23 06 04:18 pm Link Hey man don't forget the official t-shirt! Dec 23 06 11:52 pm Link And of course Expodiscs....can't forget those. When your nude images of young nubile maidens have to have the RIGHT white balance under those dismal hotel lamp lights :-) Chris (just funnin') Dec 24 06 12:01 am Link |