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FKVPhotography

Posts: 30064

Ocala, Florida, US

I'm buying a water proof case for my cameras so I can drool while taking photos of young hot models.....

I'm buying a MP3 so I can listen to taped orgasm sounds...

I'm buying thick glasses to make my eyes beady...

I'm having my head shaved so I can wear a bad wig.....

Watch Out!!!!!.....creepy is here!

Dec 23 06 12:14 pm Link

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M Pandolfo Photography

Posts: 12117

Tampa, Florida, US

I find that if you buy a View Camera with bellows you can hide behind it and "get a lot done" while you're shooting. And when a model questions what you're doing you can just say, "umm...no...these old fashioned cameras use a 4-legged tripod."

Might want to consider that.

Dec 23 06 12:17 pm Link

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Gary Melton

Posts: 6680

Dallas, Texas, US

If you want to get REALLY creepy - use a macro lens for portraits!

Dec 23 06 12:22 pm Link

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Tog

Posts: 55204

Birmingham, Alabama, US

FKVPhotoGraphics wrote:
I'm buying a water proof case for my cameras so I can drool while taking photos of young hot models.....

I'm buying a MP3 so I can listen to taped orgasm sounds...

I'm buying thick glasses to make my eyes beady...

I'm having my head shaved so I can wear a bad wig.....

Watch Out!!!!!.....creepy is here!

Can you link to the case?  wink

Dec 23 06 12:22 pm Link

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MrE Creations

Posts: 155

Gary Melton wrote:
If you want to get REALLY creepy - use a macro lens for portraits!

lol

Dec 23 06 12:24 pm Link

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Caspers Creations

Posts: 11409

Kansas City, Missouri, US

Im planning on purchasing a new trenchcoat with holes in the pockets.

Yeah, Ill use it when Im not shooting too.

Dec 23 06 01:56 pm Link

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FKVPhotography

Posts: 30064

Ocala, Florida, US

Caspers Creations wrote:
Im planning on purchasing a new trenchcoat with holes in the pockets.

Yeah, Ill use it when Im not shooting too.

Damn....you are GOOD!.....I should have thought of that one!

Dec 23 06 04:05 pm Link

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photosbydmp

Posts: 3808

Shepparton-Mooroopna, Victoria, Australia

i have 3 packets of twisties in my cupboard right now, all freshly purchased. [ ie skyhooks lp mid 70's ]

Dec 23 06 04:10 pm Link

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J Schumacher

Posts: 1220

Gustine, California, US

Doug Mackay    DMP wrote:
i have 3 packets of twisties in my cupboard right now, all freshly purchased.

I still like chain best.

Dec 23 06 04:18 pm Link

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Davis Images

Posts: 93

Tampa, Florida, US

Hey man don't forget the official t-shirt!

Dec 23 06 11:52 pm Link

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Christopher N.

Posts: 657

Troy, Michigan, US

And of course Expodiscs....can't forget those. When your nude images of young nubile maidens have to have the RIGHT white balance under those dismal hotel lamp lights :-)

Chris (just funnin')

Dec 24 06 12:01 am Link