LUMB contact me outlook TB 11/10/2019

My images speak louder than any blah blah blah I could write here.  The rest of this is for entertainment value.

Dark Image of the Day Winner for August 12, 2013 Theme: "Fetish/Rope Bound"

I will not partake in any discussions about who is the best photographer of "whatever" style. But please vote for me as best fetish photographer!

 

My Shooting Parameters, Rules, (and other random thoughts):

No nudity! Under no circumstances will I get nude for trade, no matter how much persuasion is used - ever!  I'm professional! And I hope you respect me enough not to send me TFP requests for nude photos, indeed.
Escorts: Are welcome to drop off the model, have a spot of tea and crumpets, leave, and come back after shooting is done!
Gas money: Really now, would you ask Johnny Depp for gas money?
Payment: I will not pay you, unless someone is paying me. However if you are not local and I like your looks and what you have to offer - I may fly you in and back as compensation to make a shoot happen.
Ability to catch a plane or train a must. See above.
Cell phone-MUST BE OFF: I know it's become a vital appendage but I promise you won't die with it off for a few hours.
Release required and legal photo ID. If you are lying about your age,you will have to suck it up.
Pushing the barriers of what is possible to what is impossible thereby creating THE image a must. In other words: Don't get all whiney and wimpy on my ass.
"At this time:" If that poppycock appears anywhere on your profile, I probably don't want to work with you 'at this time.'
GPS equipped a MAJOR plus.
Dating. This is not a dating site! Do not ask me out to dinner, unless you're buying.

Absolutely no rescheduling on short notice cancellations without a notarized note from your Doctor (Drug Dealer acceptable), Bar Tender, Mechanic, Veterinarian, or Police! Pull a no-show and I will pull out my VOODOO DOLL, doll.

If you contact me send me as much details as possible including:
Full Legal Name
SS#
Bank Routing Information
Favorite Teacher in High School
Maiden name if any
Last Three Addresses
Medications on

In other words, we really don't have the time to list all the things you are probably asking for and likely won't even read the message.

If you actually read all this acerbic, sarcastic stuff, laughed, dig my style, and still like to shoot..... Y-O-U RAWK!
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I'll delete your tag if it is advertising, "vote for me" , or just plain lame.

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