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Nov 18, 2007

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Heinz's list of Artistic Excellence

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About Me


Greetings and thanks for looking at my port!

My name is Heinz and I am an internationally-published photographer, currently bouncing around between Houston, USA, and Mexico (all over). Born in Chile (yes that country where the miners got trapped and rescued) from a German father and a Danish-descent mother, I'm best classified as a mutt! (LOL).

I am a fashion photographer.  I spend my time working on fashion catalog work, agency work, commercial work and my favorite: editorials.  My life consists of being on the road most of the time, but I do look forward to getting home in Houston from time to time.

I am currently not doing any TF work.  Sorry but my calendar just does not allow me any free time for this in the foreseeable future.  However, I sometimes have some free time during my travels so I may be hitting you up for a shoot in your town and in short notice!  LOL

Finally, I must say that I have had the honor of visiting 51 countries and living in 12 different ones so far, most recently, Argentina.  It is with humble eyes, that I've been able to see the beauty this world has to offer; to learn from, understand, and respect other cultures; and see the world for what it is, with unbiased eyes.  I wish every person would also get this same opportunity; as perhaps, just perhaps, if everyone had just a tiny bit deeper understanding of who we are and our place in this round ball, we could keep from fucking it up!

Let's love and respect one another for a change!

If you need to get in contact with me, I can be reached here.

Or my Facebook Page:

Cheers and love to all,


P.S.:  Please respect the following etiquette rules:

1. If you are going to send me a friend request, at least comment on one of my photos but I'd prefer that we have some sort of established relationship first, however limited (I like foreplay)!

2. If I comment on one of your photos, you don't need to tag me to say "thanks".  Although I appreciate the courtesy, the reason I commented on your photo is because I thought it deserved merit of some sort and not because I wanted you to thank me!

I used to have pet peeves about this site.  They have now turned into major fucking psychotic hatreds!  Here they are:

> Remakes of Avatar (the movie).  Enough with the freaky blue ink.  The smurfs invented it and leave it at that.

> Guys naked with their hands holding their "tool"  Really?  That's supposed to impress? If your junk fits entirely inside of your hands then its not big enough to impress the ladies!

> Model laying in a tub of milk with red rose petals and photographed from above.  Its been way too overdone!  Try motor oil or antifreeze, with poison ivy or radioactive waste.  I don't care.  Just stop it with the milk!

> The gas mask thing.  I just don't get the need to pose with a gas mask.  Does your photographer smell that bad?

> Copy cats (Be original!)

> Photographers whose entire portfolio consists of 1 model :-)

> Skin smoothing.  I'm all for fixing blemishes, but enough with making models look plastic!

> Mug shots of famous people on the red carpet, or papparazzi snap shots of TV and cinema personalities in the street, at the supermarket or whatever, do not make you a celebrity photographer!

> Named models all tied up and with a golf ball or whatever in their mouths.  That's not art!  Its your freaking porn fetish and you do not need to share it with all of us.  You don't see me going around telling you how I would love to be sandwiched between two naked women in a pool of avocado oil, do you?

And last but not least:

> Having a photo accepted in the Vogue Italia website does not mean your work is in Vogue nor does it mean that you've been published :-)

This list will grow as I find more things that really piss me off!  LOL

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