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Model

Isys Entertainment

Posts: 1420

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

UnoMundo Photography wrote:
Ah, the young, seeking reward without work.
Sex was meant as a REWARD for finally producing a truly great photograph.

What happened to sacrifice?

Sex is work. (30 min or more) great cardio..lol
The sacrifice is wanting to see the person again after big_smile

Until death do you part

Jun 29 06 11:50 am Link

Photographer

DMHolman

Posts: 1867

Lynnwood, Washington, US

UnoMundo Photography wrote:
Ah, the young, seeking reward without work.
Sex was meant as a REWARD for finally producing a truly great photograph.

What happened to sacrifice?

Great thread. smile

Of course, I think my lady may not think it's all that funny.

-=>Donald

Jun 29 06 12:36 pm Link

Photographer

Jay Bowman

Posts: 6511

Los Angeles, California, US

UnoMundo Photography wrote:
I produce a great photograph.

welcome to celibacy!

Damn!! 


I'm doomed...

Jun 29 06 02:13 pm Link

Photographer

Boho Hobo

Posts: 25351

Santa Barbara, California, US

UnoMundo Photography wrote:
Ah, the young, seeking reward without work.
Sex was meant as a REWARD for finally producing a truly great photograph.

What happened to sacrifice?

Sacrifice is SOooooo last century.

Jun 29 06 02:17 pm Link

Photographer

Luke Copping

Posts: 408

Buffalo, New York, US

I suppose that photoshop will have to become my life partner then.

Jun 29 06 02:17 pm Link

Photographer

UnoMundo

Posts: 47532

Olympia, Washington, US

Isys Entertainment wrote:

Sex is work. (30 min or more) great cardio..lol
The sacrifice is wanting to see the person again after big_smile

Until death do you part

the till death do you part scare most men.  prefer until a mutually agreed ending or one of the parties becomes a stalker.

Jun 29 06 02:26 pm Link

Photographer

Vector 38

Posts: 8296

Austin, Texas, US

John Doe wrote:
what's in it for me?

you're not getting off that easy ... ?

Jun 29 06 02:29 pm Link

Photographer

rjcarroll

Posts: 113

Linden, New Jersey, US

MMDesign wrote:
Somebody asked me if I was getting any on the side.

I usually get fries on the side...

Jun 29 06 02:32 pm Link

Photographer

Steven Bigler

Posts: 1007

Schenectady, New York, US

"I get the proofs back"??

Jun 29 06 04:02 pm Link

Photographer

UnoMundo

Posts: 47532

Olympia, Washington, US

Steven Bigler wrote:
"I get the proofs back"??

while waiting did you think you had the shot that would make someone drop their drawers for you?

Jun 29 06 08:49 pm Link

Photographer

Michal

Posts: 17

UdoR wrote:

You are weird tonight my friend!

Isn't "sex" a great muse?

That's what the old masters said....

So... get laid and create!

or procreate, depending on how ya do it.

Jun 29 06 08:53 pm Link

Photographer

Steven Bigler

Posts: 1007

Schenectady, New York, US

UnoMundo Photography wrote:
....did you think you had the shot that would make someone drop their drawers for you?

Absolutely!!!  You don't?.... (sad)

Jun 29 06 09:27 pm Link

Photographer

Steven Bigler

Posts: 1007

Schenectady, New York, US

Doug Jantz wrote:
Maslow listed sex on man's hierarchy of needs, without which causes problems in our lives because a BASIC need is not being met.

Maslow was on to something... but missed the mark.  I think this is where he was heading.....

https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/bigler/maslow.jpg

https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/bigler/maslow2.jpg

However Kinsey said it best:

"now... how about THIS?!!"

And what exactly was Grafenberg looking for when he found the "SPOT"??  Perhaps he lost a roll of film?

Jun 29 06 09:30 pm Link

Photographer

UnoMundo

Posts: 47532

Olympia, Washington, US

So Stephen is saying that with  reliable equipment and a good model he  would be self-satisfied; later, alone in his room.

Jun 29 06 10:22 pm Link

Photographer

Steven Bigler

Posts: 1007

Schenectady, New York, US

Yes... resting up for her return later!



Photographers creed: I will not have sex until...

I get this equipment put away and I lock the case...
-so we don't get anything on it!!!


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Photographers creed: I will not have sex until...

We check that I.D. again.....


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Photographers creed: I will not have sex until...

You sign this contract regarding waiver of sexual harassment


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Photographers creed: I will not have sex until...

I get this video rolling and the focus right,
-now turn towards the light....


(I learned that from my buddy Rick Solomon!!!!!)

Jun 29 06 11:38 pm Link

Photographer

The Basement Studios

Posts: 16

Burlington, Colorado, US

Sex??

What is that?

I heard about it once, but I thought it was all just hype and rumour.

Jun 29 06 11:40 pm Link

Model

K-A

Posts: 724

Healdsburg, California, US

Photographers creed: I will not have sex until...

after we wrap the shoot tongue

Jun 29 06 11:41 pm Link

Photographer

PK Digital Imaging

Posts: 3084

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

According to most models I've met in my life....

"When pigs fly"

or

"Hell freezes over"

hmm

-PKD

Jul 02 06 01:12 am Link

Photographer

photosbydmp

Posts: 3808

Shepparton-Mooroopna, Victoria, Australia

what is this thing called sex, marriage and sex do not ever seem to go together, and if i got it when i finally took a good photograph, at the least i would see it now and again..

Jul 02 06 01:17 am Link

Photographer

photosbydmp

Posts: 3808

Shepparton-Mooroopna, Victoria, Australia

Steven Bigler wrote:
Yes... resting up for her return later!



Photographers creed: I will not have sex until...

I get this equipment put away and I lock the case...
-so we don't get anything on it!!!


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Photographers creed: I will not have sex until...

We check that I.D. again.....


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Photographers creed: I will not have sex until...

You sign this contract regarding waiver of sexual harassment


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Photographers creed: I will not have sex until...

I get this video rolling and the focus right,
-now turn towards the light....


(I learned that from my buddy Rick Solomon!!!!!)

excellent truly excellent.

Jul 02 06 01:20 am Link

Photographer

J Andrescavage Photo

Posts: 3339

San Francisco, California, US

NHFOTO wrote:
Someone says OK.

sad

Jul 02 06 01:27 am Link