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UnoMundo
Posts: 47532
Olympia, Washington, US
I produce a great photograph.
welcome to celibacy!
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miss z
Posts: 977
San Francisco, California, US
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NHFOTO
Posts: 42
Los Angeles, California, US
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udor
Posts: 25255
New York, New York, US
UnoMundo Photography wrote:
I produce a great photograph.
welcome to celibacy! You are weird tonight my friend!
Isn't "sex" a great muse?
That's what the old masters said....
So... get laid and create!
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IrisSwope
Posts: 14857
Dallas, Texas, US
Photographers creed: I will not have sex until I'm married
Oh, that's not what you said, nevermind
Hey, lets start a thead about the horrors of girls not having sex, due to new found religion (much like the Jehovahs Witness thread from yesterday...)
Time for bed...lol
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FKVPhotography
Posts: 30064
Ocala, Florida, US
Hey....too late for me!!.....I'm 59.......all I can hope for now is...I can have sex before senility hits me and I forget I ever had sex....LOL
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jac3950
Posts: 1179
Freedom, New Hampshire, US
FKVPhotoGraphics wrote:
Hey....too late for me!!.....I'm 59.......all I can hope for now is...I can have sex before senility hits me and I forget I ever had sex....LOL or worse, you forget what sex is... um, was.
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MMDesign
Posts: 18647
Louisville, Kentucky, US
Somebody asked me if I was getting any on the side. I told them it had been so long since I'd gotten any I didn't know they had moved it.
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Attractive Portraits
Posts: 209
London, England, United Kingdom
UnoMundo Photography wrote:
I produce a great photograph.
welcome to celibacy! Mummy, I'm scared...Make him go away!?
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TrueGrit
Posts: 12
Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa
Attractive Portraits wrote:
Mummy, I'm scared...Make him go away!?
i'll be more scared of the mummy 
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AndrewG
Posts: 5850
Mesa, Arizona, US
Sex??? What is that? Darn, I was at the camera shop yesterday and didnt see any of that.. is it a new photoshop plug in? or something that only works with a Mac? I googled it and still couldnt find it..
I guess I am just not getting it..
darn....
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Mark Reese Photography
Posts: 21622
Brandon, Florida, US
UdoR wrote:
You are weird tonight my friend!
Isn't "sex" a great muse?
That's what the old masters said....
So... get laid and create! Udo, i think you just hit on why I can't find my "muse". It's been so long since I've had sex I'm beginning to wonder if they have one of those "Sex for Dummies" books so I can go refresh my memory.
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Tropical Photography
Posts: 35564
Sarasota, Florida, US
I thought it no sex until after the shoot... Dang, got it wrong again.... 
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FKVPhotography
Posts: 30064
Ocala, Florida, US
jac3950 wrote:
or worse, you forget what sex is... um, was. Hey....I'm married....already forgot what sex is...LOL.....
Just have to say this though....I'm KIDDING!!!.....reality is at 60 my wife looks pretty damn good....and really knows what buttons to push.....has kept me from Viagra no problems...LOL...........and to all those old guys who need it....you don't...what you need is a DATE!!
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Attractive Portraits
Posts: 209
London, England, United Kingdom
deadsumo wrote:
i'll be more scared of the mummy tee hee
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Mark Reese Photography
Posts: 21622
Brandon, Florida, US
FKVPhotoGraphics wrote:
Hey....I'm married....already forgot what sex is...LOL.....
Just have to say this though....I'm KIDDING!!!.....reality is at 60 my wife looks pretty damn good....and really knows what buttons to push.....has kept me from Viagra no problems...LOL...........and to all those old guys who need it....you don't...what you need is a DATE!! The only Date I know of is the one on my Calendar, is that the one you're talkin' about?
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Vito
Posts: 4582
Brooklyn, New York, US
The first roll of film is finished.
(alternativley: The 1st CF card is filled).
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Marius Budu
Posts: 69
København, Hovedstaden, Denmark
Mark Reese Photography wrote:
It's been so long since I've had sex I'm beginning to wonder if they have one of those "Sex for Dummies" books so I can go refresh my memory. HA!HA!HA!HA! THEY ACTUALLY DO!!!
M
PS: NOTHING should restrict sex, please stop trying to get in the way of such a beautiful, body-fluid secreting act!
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1972 Productions
Posts: 1376
Cebu, Central Visayas, Philippines
For christs sake uno, between the beer, the smoke and running my business when do you figure I got time for sex?
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Mark Reese Photography
Posts: 21622
Brandon, Florida, US
BinaryVision wrote:
HA!HA!HA!HA! THEY ACTUALLY DO!!!
M
PS: NOTHING should restrict sex, please stop trying to get in the way of such a beautiful, body-fluid secreting act! I don't know what's more worrisome, the fact that they actually have a book with that title or the fact that you KNOW they do. LOL
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Lexi Evans
Posts: 1004
Levittown, New York, US
Darren Green wrote:
For christs sake uno, between the beer, the smoke and running my business when do you figure I got time for sex? do it while you sleep....thats what my ex-boyfriend did....
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Mark Reese Photography
Posts: 21622
Brandon, Florida, US
Lexi Evans wrote:
do it while you sleep....thats what my ex-boyfriend did.... Now that's a story I'd like to hear more about.
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Oriental Silk
Posts: 535
London, England, United Kingdom
Lexi Evans wrote:
do it while you sleep....thats what my ex-boyfriend did.... Hmmmm ... a variation on sleep walking
By the way, it is 11pm for me here in Japan, but it is only 3pm for my husband on his own in London. It is at times like this that distance certainly does make the heart grow stronger.
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Craig A McKenzie
Posts: 1767
Marine City, Michigan, US
Darren Green wrote:
For christs sake uno, between the beer, the smoke and running my business when do you figure I got time for sex? You just slip it in there...
Theres always time for sex...Oh-love...whatever its called.
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J Welborn
Posts: 2552
Clarksville, Tennessee, US
Keith aka Wolfie wrote:
I thought it no sex until after the shoot... Dang, got it wrong again.... Now I like this one best LOL
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Doug Jantz
Posts: 4025
Tulsa, Oklahoma, US
Maslow listed sex on man's hierarchy of needs, without which causes problems in our lives because a BASIC need is not being met. Get to it!!!!!!
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Mark Reese Photography
Posts: 21622
Brandon, Florida, US
Doug Jantz wrote:
Maslow listed sex on man's hierarchy of needs, without which causes problems in our lives because a BASIC need is not being met. Get to it!!!!!! So THAT'S what I can blame the problems in my life on. "It's not my fault I'm just not getting enough sex."
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UnoMundo
Posts: 47532
Olympia, Washington, US
Doug Jantz wrote:
Maslow listed sex on man's hierarchy of needs, without which causes problems in our lives because a BASIC need is not being met. Get to it!!!!!! Needs for Self-Actualization
"When all of the foregoing needs are satisfied, then and only then are the needs for self-actualization activated. Maslow describes self-actualization as a person's need to be and do that which the person was "born to do." "A musician must make music, an artist must paint, and a poet must write." These needs make themselves felt in signs of restlessness. The person feels on edge, tense, lacking something, in short, restless. "
If you make that GREAT photograph, you will be a long way to fulfilling the highest level of human need.
If you continue to fool models that a fashion shoot needs one bend over butt shot , then you are stuck at the Physiological Needs. But it feels good!
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TBJ Imaging
Posts: 2416
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, US
I will not have sex until my wife gets home in 3 hours (hope I can make it.....lol)
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UnoMundo
Posts: 47532
Olympia, Washington, US
UdoR wrote:
You are weird tonight my friend!
Isn't "sex" a great muse?
That's what the old masters said....
So... get laid and create! Chicken and the Egg, chicken and the egg!
get laid first or produce great work first ?
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UnoMundo
Posts: 47532
Olympia, Washington, US
Thomas B wrote:
I will not have sex until my wife gets home in 3 hours (hope I can make it.....lol) Into self-help, Thomas?
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d artiste provocateur
Posts: 457
Madison, Wisconsin, US
I won't have sex until I'm with someone else...
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TBJ Imaging
Posts: 2416
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, US
UnoMundo Photography wrote:
Into self-help, Thomas? Self-help? No.....I try and learn from books....lol
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UnoMundo
Posts: 47532
Olympia, Washington, US
Thomas B wrote:
Self-help? No.....I try and learn from books....lol Those are magazines! not books.
Those are pictures, not words!
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2020 Vision
Posts: 102
Alton, Illinois, US
Until I find a willing partner,
damn celibacy is hell, LOL
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UnoMundo
Posts: 47532
Olympia, Washington, US
akemi wrote:
By the way, it is 11pm for me here in Japan, but it is only 3pm for my husband on his own in London. It is at times like this that distance certainly does make the heart grow stronger.
![https://www.solloway.demon.co.uk/web_images/akemi_avatar_1.jpg]() So, is a 'nooner' a 'nooner' or a 'nightcap'?
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Habenero Photography
Posts: 1444
Mesa, Arizona, US
I put the lens cap back on the camera. Can't take any chances and I know which side of the camera I belong on!
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UnoMundo
Posts: 47532
Olympia, Washington, US
Ah, the young, seeking reward without work.
Sex was meant as a REWARD for finally producing a truly great photograph.
What happened to sacrifice?
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