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Proof again that people don't read
Dave Krueger wrote: Do you have to agree to all of that? I'm willing to lose some of my shit for $100/hr. Wait...do I have to shit for the entire hour? Jun 07 06 11:50 am Link Ha ha... Adrienne you lil brat!... NOW GO TO MY ROOM!  ) xoxo, Kerrbear Jun 07 06 11:50 am Link It deffonatly entertained me, but to be coompleatly honist i didnt read the whole post to start with then i scrolled down and when i noticed people saying it was sick... i thought id read on, garr it entertained me Jun 07 06 11:51 am Link DigitalCMH wrote: I didn't fall for it. I helped Adrienne type it up. She added all of the wonderful mishaps, I'm particuarly fond of Gonorrhea myself. ^5 Adrienne. Envy wrote: So Adrienne told me if I didn't post it she would. I helped her type up the fake casting and now I'm just going to sit back and watch and let Adrienne do all of dirty work like answering private IM's about the casting. Jun 07 06 11:58 am Link so how many limbs must I have lost to ber considered "expierienced" at losing limbs? Star Jun 07 06 11:58 am Link Your movie is gonna rock. Jun 07 06 12:12 pm Link DigitalCMH wrote: No she didn't! She is helping me bump it silly! Jun 07 06 12:18 pm Link Envy wrote: DigitalCMH wrote: I didn't fall for it. I helped Adrienne type it up. She added all of the wonderful mishaps, I'm particuarly fond of Gonorrhea myself. ^5 Adrienne. I knew that's why I got stuck with the dirty work! LMAO! Oh well, it's worth it- funny as hell. Jun 07 06 12:21 pm Link Adrienne Aurora wrote: Well of course silly, I'm going to make your life hell. For the next year I'm going to bump that thread. Every newbie that joins is going to see it and send you messages proclaiming how great they would be for this role. Jun 07 06 12:35 pm Link Ashleigh Williams wrote: Ah, see, I thought Wes would be a hot sexy actor ready to cut my arms off! Jun 07 06 12:57 pm Link Claire Elizabeth wrote: How about TFVD for the gonorrhea scene? Jun 07 06 12:59 pm Link You needed to mention if it was BYOB (Bring your own Bandages). Jun 07 06 01:00 pm Link Wondering if a casting call searching for a spokesmodel for the NRPA would get much response.. (National Rectal Photography Assiciation) Jun 07 06 01:42 pm Link I was particularly amused to find "broken nails" listed among the many nasty injuries and diseases. Nice touch. Jun 07 06 01:45 pm Link Dogbone Alt-Process wrote: C R Photography wrote: Credit goes to C R Photography on that one. Jun 07 06 01:48 pm Link That was a good one, Adrienne and Envy. Just goes to prove the point...some models will do (almost) anything for $$$. LOL Jun 07 06 02:27 pm Link Forrest Egan wrote: Apparently one of the things they WON'T do is read. Jun 07 06 02:58 pm Link This made me laugh alot. Chrystal Jun 07 06 03:16 pm Link I didn't fall for it either. I was just being ummm... sarcastic. Jun 07 06 07:22 pm Link So.... what's the debate about...??? ;-) Wm Jun 07 06 07:28 pm Link Jun 07 06 07:29 pm Link DigitalCMH wrote: That is the greatest thing I've seen all day... your post that is... not the website. : / Jun 07 06 07:33 pm Link And we're still going folks! I'm outta here for the night but hope to see a lot more acting hopefuls when I log back in tomorrow! Keep the dream alive! Jun 07 06 07:38 pm Link I love these - we need to come up with one to snare photographers ... Jun 07 06 07:52 pm Link Brian Kirk wrote: Yeah, someone get on that. Jun 08 06 05:04 pm Link You may appreciate my response to that thread (which I think is a hilarious thread). Jun 08 06 05:21 pm Link I don't know what's funnier... the people who actually wanted in... or the people who still wanted in after it was exposed for what it was. I do a lot of documentation at work, design docs. Every once in a while I'll throw "You're an idiot" about 75% of the way into the document. If I get questioned on it, I know they've actually READ the document. I've also heard that a lot of bands who have been noted as being eccentric in their retainers actually do so to make sure that the organizers/promoters actually read their contracts. Fun stuff all around! Jun 08 06 05:31 pm Link Envy wrote: DigitalCMH wrote: I didn't fall for it. I helped Adrienne type it up. She added all of the wonderful mishaps, I'm particuarly fond of Gonorrhea myself. ^5 Adrienne. Envy, we know you're too smart to have fallen for it. Jun 08 06 06:12 pm Link Wow, that really made my day all the better! Jun 08 06 07:21 pm Link So, exactly how many signs do we need to order? Cause there's some people here who should really be wearing one. Oh, and all of you who said you are interested. I think there is a law that the retarded cannot sign a legal document. So, unfortunately she probably cannot use any of you. Finally, how much you wanna bet if this were a real project and one of the "I'm interested" models showed up, that later that night she would be posting an unprofessional behavior warning on the forums? Ironic, isn't it? Jun 08 06 07:54 pm Link John Jebbia wrote: Not only that, I'd be willing to bet that there's a bunch of "Calvn's" out there that are now collecting the names of each "interested" model to solicit them for his own fake projects and scams. Jun 08 06 08:42 pm Link SayCheeZ! wrote: Yeah.. I thought of that too. Jun 08 06 08:44 pm Link 33 Jul 04 06 10:29 pm Link Jul 05 06 04:52 am Link I think he forgot ....beheadings and burning at the stake...LOL Jul 05 06 06:09 am Link Okay, this was pretty funny and all, but... Ummm, you know- I've done some beyond-indie-movie stuff, and you'd be amazed what we would sometimes go through just to get the shot we wanted- and I'm just talking about the camera men- hanging upside down from catwalks 30 feet in the air, rolling on gravel to get a "victims' eye view" dropped-from-a-moving car shot with the camera bundled in cushioning to keep it from getting too damaged (though when I and the other cameraman tried this, we just rolled as quickly as we could under our own power- we were not actually dropped from cars, but the "stuntman" was, heheh). One of our "stuntmen" (which in the realm of zero bugdet film making means "guy we talked into doing crazy shit by paying him in beer") ended up beaten, bruised, covered in ash, homemade fake blood that for some reason caused his mouth to go numb- I still have no idea how that happened, and lacking eyebrows due to getting too close to a fellow actor who was shooting jets of flame from a can of WD-40 using a lighter, and there was another of our actors who was hog-tied and dropped from the roof of a car (he was supposed to fall on a couch that was hidden behind the car, but he bounced off of it and landed on the asphault, but the show must go on...) then an actress (who was also the poor guys' girlfriend) was supposed to mime kicking him while he was tied up on the ground, but she "slipped" (okay, she really did seem sorry) and kicked him squarely in the balls. I noticed that at least one of the responses was from a girl who had worked with Troma- if you don't know who that is: the makers of such... um, fine films as Toxic Avenger and Class of Nuke-em High... yeah, she knows that sometimes indie movie makers try some insane stuff- and I'm sure she had some real interest in doing it. The stuff I just described are just a few examples of the insanity that we would try and pull, and very few of us got out of that shoot without a few scrapes, but it's one of the most fun times I've ever had and I learned a ton! Too bad the Director/Producer dropped the ball and it never got finished! hahahaha!!! Jul 05 06 06:53 am Link This was one of the best threads that I have read. People really don't read and if they do all they see is $$$$$$! I kept going back to see all the responses and couldn't believe my eyes. There was one thread on April 1st that Gene Geter wrote and it got hundreds of responses. People did not think for one moment that it was an April fools joke! We all need a good laugh now and then! :-) Jul 05 06 07:01 am Link jason ssg wrote: hmm...kicked in the balls...I should've thought of that one. Jul 05 06 07:12 am Link That was a funny post. Jul 05 06 07:19 am Link J. Newton wrote: And like every other foreigner here on a tourist visa, it never went back. Jul 05 06 07:36 am Link |
