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Model

Adrienne Aurora

Posts: 2745

Atlanta, Georgia, US

and I amuse myself at the expense of others.

https://www.modelmayhem.com/posts.php?thread_id=52585

Jun 07 06 07:04 am Link

Model

shellyradley

Posts: 1201

Dublin, Dublin, Ireland

I am wetting myself laughing right now!!

Jun 07 06 07:06 am Link

Photographer

Fade To Black

Posts: 411

Baltimore, Maryland, US

Wait, what happened?

I didn't read it all the way through, what'd I miss?



(tongue)

Jun 07 06 07:11 am Link

Model

Claire Elizabeth

Posts: 1550

Exton, Pennsylvania, US

God some people on here sure do make the rest of us with just a little intelligence look bad lol. I mean Im a dumb blonde and even I knew that wasn't right!! smile

Jun 07 06 07:23 am Link

Photographer

Mark Reese Photography

Posts: 21622

Brandon, Florida, US

Once again, it proves that common sense is NOT a common virtue.

Jun 07 06 07:28 am Link

Photographer

J. Newton

Posts: 135

COLLEGE POINT, New York, US

Can you believe all the "yeah I'm in" replies???

Guess dismemberments pay well these days.  Or has the price for STD's risen so high.

Got to love IT!!!!!

smile

JN

Jun 07 06 07:36 am Link

Model

Adrienne Aurora

Posts: 2745

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Even the words "gonorrea" and "dismemberment" don't stop people from wanting to be a part of my freakin awesome movie!

Don't even mind the part about why a model would be posting this casting anyway...model/producer/indep film maker. Why not?

Jun 07 06 07:40 am Link

Model

Claire Elizabeth

Posts: 1550

Exton, Pennsylvania, US

TFSTD anyone????? TFP means time for parts right? As in body parts? smile

Jun 07 06 07:42 am Link

Model

Mayanlee

Posts: 3560

New City, New York, US

I think Ashton should hire you for "Punkt" (or however it's spelled...)

Man, I like you!

Jun 07 06 07:44 am Link

Photographer

Stuart Photography

Posts: 5938

Tampa, Florida, US

i would have responded, but i really was only in it for the gonorrhea and nothing more.

lol

Jun 07 06 07:46 am Link

Model

Adrienne Aurora

Posts: 2745

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Capt Stu Beans wrote:
i would have responded, but i really was only in it for the gonorrhea and nothing more.

lol

I may do some TFG just for you.

Jun 07 06 07:47 am Link

Photographer

Ivan Aps

Posts: 4996

Miami, Florida, US

I got a kick out of the fact that one of the models that didn't get it and wanted in on the project also mentioned on their profile page, "I am hard working and intelligent"......hmm....might want to re-think that one.

I literaly thought your last paragraph was SO OBVIOUSLY a joke that no one would have fallen for it.  Even after the first few post pointing that out, others still actually wanted the gig....sad, very sad.

Jun 07 06 07:48 am Link

Photographer

Stuart Photography

Posts: 5938

Tampa, Florida, US

Adrienne Aurora wrote:
I may do some TFG just for you.

nice. in that case, I'm in, although I have one small request. I want an MUA, and he or she has to have syphilis

Jun 07 06 07:53 am Link

Photographer

Tropical Photography

Posts: 35564

Sarasota, Florida, US

Well, it is nice to see that no one from FL posted there.. And we're suppose to have the worst edumacation system.. wink

You're a bad girl, but in a wonderful way.. Very funny..

Jun 07 06 07:54 am Link

Photographer

Dave Krueger

Posts: 2851

Huntsville, Alabama, US

Adrienne Aurora wrote:
and I amuse myself at the expense of others.

https://www.modelmayhem.com/posts.php?thread_id=52585

Wait a sec.  You sayin' that you don't think people are willing to lose limbs and teeth and shit for $100 per hour?

Jun 07 06 07:58 am Link

Photographer

Justin

Posts: 22389

Fort Collins, Colorado, US

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I can't.

Fran: Can't what?

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I can't inject you with window cleaner.

Fran: I don't mind!
Hey, what does it do anyway?

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: It causes your brain to die last.

Fran: I don't mind!

("The Man With Two Brains")

Jun 07 06 08:02 am Link

Model

Ellynyn

Posts: 350

Bristol, Connecticut, US

I pretty much fell off my chair laughing but have one question, what on earth (or who?) is Wes Nile?

Jun 07 06 08:15 am Link

Model

Adrienne Aurora

Posts: 2745

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Dave Krueger wrote:

Wait a sec.  You sayin' that you don't think people are willing to lose limbs and teeth and shit for $100 per hour?

Hey- don't get excited. I said "up to $100/hour" but it's based on experience.
They could be loosing limbs for much less.

Jun 07 06 09:31 am Link

Model

123455534343

Posts: 9488

Arthur's Town, Cat Island, Bahamas

LOL Adrienne...you made my day! big_smile

Jun 07 06 09:50 am Link

Model

Ashleigh Williams

Posts: 42

Columbia, South Carolina, US

Neyrissa  wrote:
I pretty much fell off my chair laughing but have one question, what on earth (or who?) is Wes Nile?

Wes Nile is the disease carried by mosquitos.

Jun 07 06 09:55 am Link

Photographer

J. Newton

Posts: 135

COLLEGE POINT, New York, US

I live 3 blocks from where it was first discovered in NY - it is WEST NILE - a fairly common little virus in the Middle East that decided to come to NY on a tourist visa a number of years ago.

JN

Jun 07 06 09:57 am Link

Photographer

Dave Krueger

Posts: 2851

Huntsville, Alabama, US

Adrienne Aurora wrote:

Dave Krueger wrote:
Wait a sec.  You sayin' that you don't think people are willing to lose limbs and teeth and shit for $100 per hour?

Hey- don't get excited. I said "up to $100/hour" but it's based on experience.
They could be loosing limbs for much less.

LOL!  lol

Jun 07 06 09:59 am Link

Photographer

SayCheeZ!

Posts: 20647

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

What a way to start the day!
Laffin', laffin', laffin'.

I have a feelin' that many of the responders already were cast for a similar project... one where their brain was removed... or where there NOSE was removed (because they seem to lack common scents).

OK.  Bad pun.  I should go back to bed.

Funny, but sad... but funny!

Jun 07 06 10:01 am Link

Photographer

d artiste provocateur

Posts: 457

Madison, Wisconsin, US

You had me at blood and semen.

... oh wait, wrong movie.

Jun 07 06 10:07 am Link

Model

Adrienne Aurora

Posts: 2745

Atlanta, Georgia, US

J. Newton wrote:
I live 3 blocks from where it was first discovered in NY - it is WEST NILE - a fairly common little virus in the Middle East that decided to come to NY on a tourist visa a number of years ago.

JN

Wait a minute here people! You are getting on me cause I leave out one letter in a word (Wes, West) and people are sitting here saying they want to be in a movie where they may be cut up?!!!
LMAO!

Jun 07 06 10:10 am Link

Photographer

Gary Kennedy

Posts: 130

Brampton, Ontario, Canada

GRIN!

Jun 07 06 10:13 am Link

Photographer

J. Newton

Posts: 135

COLLEGE POINT, New York, US

Adrienne:

Not getting on you at all.  This has got to be the BEST thread on MM in quite a while.  A nice change of pace from the 'gwc', 'flake', and 'how much?' threads that make up the bulk of the forums.  Need to have these entertaining threads more often.

JN

Jun 07 06 10:17 am Link

Photographer

Jenger Snapps

Posts: 28

San Antonio, Florida, US

Mark Reese Photography wrote:
Once again, it proves that common sense is NOT a common virtue.

One of my favorite quotes is "Common Sense" is not common sense...  not everybody has it...

Jun 07 06 10:20 am Link

Photographer

C R Photography

Posts: 3594

Pleasanton, California, US

Adrienne Aurora wrote:
These injuries may include the following: road rash, dismemberment, cuts, bruises, loss of hair, Wes Nile, gonorrea, weight loss or gain, or teeth removal. b]

LOL!

Now if you would have included chipped fingernail or acne they would have gone running big_smile

Jun 07 06 10:27 am Link

Model

Claire Elizabeth

Posts: 1550

Exton, Pennsylvania, US

C R Photography wrote:

LOL!

Now if you would have included chipped fingernail or acne they would have gone running big_smile

A little road rash is nothing compared to a chipped nail!!

Jun 07 06 10:31 am Link

Model

Adrienne Aurora

Posts: 2745

Atlanta, Georgia, US

C R Photography wrote:

LOL!

Now if you would have included chipped fingernail or acne they would have gone running big_smile

Oh is that it? haha

Jun 07 06 10:46 am Link

Model

Adrienne Aurora

Posts: 2745

Atlanta, Georgia, US

That broken nail part was good, I added that.
And note that people are still responding...

Jun 07 06 10:51 am Link

Photographer

Mark Anderson

Posts: 2472

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Ashleigh Williams wrote:

Wes Nile is the disease carried by mosquitos.

Naw, Wes Nile is 6'4', 240 lbs, and has the gonorrhea.

Jun 07 06 10:59 am Link

Photographer

SayCheeZ!

Posts: 20647

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Adrienne Aurora wrote:
Post here if interested. Messages in my inbox will be ignored.

OK, inquiring minds wanna know.
Did ya get any messages in your inbox?

Jun 07 06 11:26 am Link

Model

Adrienne Aurora

Posts: 2745

Atlanta, Georgia, US

hahaha yes! People sucking up to me, people giving me kudos, people saying I'm gonna get sued! LMAO!
"What you're doing is unethical."
No shit.

Jun 07 06 11:36 am Link

Photographer

Dave Scott

Posts: 70

Vancouver, Washington, US

Adrienne Aurora wrote:
and I amuse myself at the expense of others.

So cruel. smile

-- Dave

Jun 07 06 11:36 am Link

Model

Adrienne Aurora

Posts: 2745

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Dave Scott wrote:

So cruel. smile

-- Dave

I'm such a meanie, I'll go sit in the corner now.

Jun 07 06 11:38 am Link

Photographer

J. Newton

Posts: 135

COLLEGE POINT, New York, US

It made for a very entertaining morning Adrienne.  Thank you.

JN

Jun 07 06 11:42 am Link

Photographer

Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54196

Buena Park, California, US

I can't believe Envy fell for it!  She is so silly!

wink

Jun 07 06 11:46 am Link

Photographer

Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54196

Buena Park, California, US

Neyrissa  wrote:
I pretty much fell off my chair laughing but have one question, what on earth (or who?) is Wes Nile?

Porn Star.

www.wesnile.com

Jun 07 06 11:48 am Link