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Model Mayhem #:
318416
Last Activity:
Oct 30, 2015
Experience:
Very Experienced
Compensation:
Paid Assignments Only
Shoot Nudes:
No
Joined:
Jan 18, 2007
Age:
35
Height:
5' 8"
Weight:
125 lbs
Bust:
34"
Waist:
25"
Hips:
34"
Cup:
F
Dress:
4
Shoe:
7.5
Ethnicity:
n/a
Skin Color:
Olive
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Eye Color:
Brown
Hair Length:
Long
Hair Color:
Brown
Tattoos:
Some
Piercings:
None
Genres:
n/a

About Me

Agency represented.
Internationally published.
Insane in the membrane.

How Do I Book A Shoot With You?
You don't. I'm off work until further notice.
(No, really. Don't bother asking. I'm really not booking anything right now. In the future, yes. Now, no.)

Do You Shoot TFP??
No. Thank you, but no. Of course there are exceptions, but you probably aren't one. You could try bribing me with money, though.

Do You Ever Travel To My Area?
Sadly, I'm deathly allergic to airplanes, trains, buses, long car rides, boats, hovercrafts, and teleportation devices.

Will You Get Nekkid For Me?
Nope. Don't whine at me that I've done nude work before, so I should with you. Things change. My portfolio is out of date due to my hiatus. The nudes will be gone once I start working again. Also, I cut off half my hair. The rest of my portfolio is still an accurate depiction, though.

Do You Bring An Escort To Shoots?
I don't need an escort...if some photographer is going to rape me, kill me, and then chop me into little bite sized pieces so he can store me in his freezer to eat later, why would I bring an escort with me that would suffer the same fate?

What Body Modifications Do You Have?
I have a tattoo of a dragonfly on my back, and a cat on my left foot. I also have both of my ear lobes pierced twice. The piercings are removable. The tattoos are not. Deal with them, or find a different model.

Will You Be My Friend?
Will you be my mommy?

Will You Be My Friend On MySpace?
I don't have a MySpace account. Never have, never will!
(I did cave and opened a Facebook account, but only after having several people threaten to stab me to death with toothpicks if I didn't.)



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My rates:

Nude Cake Baking in your Kitchen - $500/cake, recipe is my choice (send list of allergies ahead of time)
Ball Stomping - $1,000/30 minutes (you may be charged more for extras, such as requesting specific shoes, etc.)
Midget Porn - $5,000/midget (up to 5 midgets, for 6+ midgets ask about discount)

For promo shoots, I cannot ethically promote almonds, near-beer, Velveeta, Teletubbies, or 80's fashions.

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Black and White Fashion · Photographer

Hi,
My name is Mike.I am a professional photographer with a degree in fashion and portraiture
Whether you are petite or plus size there is nothing like a beautiful women. Whether it be her curves,the smile that lights up a room,the sparkle in the eyes, or the air of confidence in her walk. Each lady has one or more of these qualities making her beautiful in her own way.
As a professional photographer with many years in the fashion and portraiture industry my eye is trained to pickup these qualities, ultimately providing each model with eye catching images.
By all means contact me with any questions,ideas,or thoughts you may have. Working together I always aim to please the model as though I was the one being photographed. I look forward to hearing from you.Thank you.

02-06-2016
Carl Roberts · Photographer

OK, here's the thing. It's time for another one of Tampa Bay's famous Meet n Greets. You know, the absolute best way to get to meet the fellow artists you want to work with!

It's March 21st, at Crabby Bill's in Indian Rocks Beach.

They're will be food, drink, models, photographers, muas, and an opportunity to walk across the street and shoot with the sunset!!!

So, go here;

http://www.modelmayhem.com/forums/post/942041

and let Carl know you're coming so he can add you to the list, others will see and want to be there too!!

See ya next Saturday!

03-12-2015
The Beauty Junkie · Photographer

like! :)

10-02-2014
HOTTIE SHOTS · Photographer

Years ago I did a review of your port in a thread. I said then that you are one of those models that is one my "must shoot to have a complete photography life" list. It still is. Your look is wonderful, your modeling is outstanding and you writing is just too funny!

08-28-2014
BUGZI159 · Photographer

HELLO !!!

06-29-2014