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Sep 21, 2023
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Jul 15, 2005

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About Me

I've been doing photography in the SF Bay Area for a little under 10 years. I'm an art school drop out. This is more of a hobby/passion than it is work. I'm my own team. I do the photos and the makeup. Models bring wardrobe or it's provided by someone that makes 'em. I love colorful and shiny things, but I'm not opposed to nudes. I hate going outside, but that doesn't mean I won't. Most stuff is done indoors.

Limited TFP = let's talk if we can benefit each other. You have to be pretty fucking amazing. If your face is stuck in one permanent expression... um... I might have to charge you.

Paid shoots = let's just talk.

If you message me as a model and then give me your rates, I'll just tell you my rates which will undoubtedly be higher than yours. Save yourself the trouble and find some weirdo dude that's willing to pay to see your boob. I've seen enough free boobs in my day to not have to pay for it.

Speaking of creepy dudes, you're in luck! I'm just a creepy woman. If you *need* to bring a friend, significant other, or your mom, just make sure they stay out of my way and out of my fridge.

If my sarcasm and sense of dry humor puts you off, then you're not a good fit for me. Remember, this is my hobby and not my job so I can pick and choose as I please! WOO-HOO!

~In memory of Oliver Mendoza~
I'll always be uncharacteristically tender. Sorry about the money I still owe you. I'll get you back on the other side.

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the published shit:
-zero bay area mag
-industrial nation
-a couple of cds
-random flyers that i didn't get credit for
-a bunch of promotional posters in other countries that i often times stumble across
-most likely a bunch of other shit i don't know about

take a peek and you shall see for yourself.

Xzbit: he's a rapper.