I'm new at this...

so how about I just tell you about the goofy girl that is Michelle.

my goal is to live forever. so far, so good.

i would love to play at the Playboy Mansion sometime.

i don't trust you. i don't care who you are.

i love boobs. a lot.

i will probably be the most ridiculous person you've ever met.

i get the urge to laugh @ the most inappropriate times.

i will whoop your sorry ass in some friends trivia.

i'm easily amused.

i'm a hopeless romantic - but i'm almost impossible to catch.

i always want what i can't have. but eventually i get it ;-]

i have zero tolerance for intended ignorance.

if i didn't enjoy teeth so much, i'd be into boxing. that would be sexy.

by the way, i've got a mean left hook.

the average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average man can see better than he can think.

i am nice until you give me a reason not to be.

i love pickles.

i have very proficient street smarts. proudly.

i will never settle for less than EXACTLY what I want. i often prove this.

i believe what i see not what i hear.
talk is cheap.

don't question my maddness..i keep it together when it really matters.

*summary*

don't underestimate me.
that would be your first mistake.

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