I'm five feet and four inches of fiery red vivacity smacking you in the face with the blunt force of truth and despair. Witness my chaotic beauty.

My name is Vanderbilt, but for some odd reason I've contracted the nickname Clyde. I like the contrast of having a last name linked with those rich people (yeah, no relation) and a nickname that's so off beat.

I'm a former Navy brat, so I've been all over the US before settling in Arkansas. No, I don't have a southern twang, but that would be interesting...

I'm an aspiring model; "aspiring" being the key word there. I really wish I could say my work speaks for itself, but I'm just looking to find some more experience and put together a portfolio that looks SLIGHTLY more professional, and maybe make some friends in the process. Huzzah for art!


The Awesomely Magical Story Corner:

"There once was a Pirate Clyde. She and Princess Bonnie rode off into the sunset with stolen bags of gold. The were rich and thick as thieves. Because, well, they WERE thieves. The End."
-Photos by Becks

"Once upon a time, out on the friggin' sea, there was a pirate ship full of pirate gold and run by the awesomely insane Pirate Clyde. She kicked it old school with her best buddy, Princess Bonnie. One day some dirty old hippie ninjas showed up out of nowhere and tried to steal all their gold. But Princess Bonnie was magical, and Pirate Clyde just kicked ass. So Princess Bonnie turned the ninjas into toads and Pirate Clyde stomped them into oblivion. And they all lived happily ever after, munching on frog legs, and playing with booty. The end."
-A Clyde Original


UPDATE: I recently had my hair colored and cut. It's bright, rock 'n roll red. Recent pic here:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30356706&l=d6efcf3f0d&id=93700358

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