.....Not too long ago.....
                                .....Just before the dark times.....
              ......Lived this man, a hard working "Amateur" Photographer.......
        .....He really enjoyed doing photoshoots and learning about this trade....
          ....Working hard, on his portfolio, that maybe he could be proud of.....
                            ......For he was an "general artist."......
                                    ...His own worst critic...
                  ....Everything and anything creative was loved by he...
                    ....In those days, Times were getting hard....
                    .....and like I said earlier, he was an "Amateur"....
                          ....Making no money for his photos....
          ......But happily, he worked hard to build on his portfolio....
                            ..Self-less and hard working..
          ...He managed to work at night and any time he could free...
                    ...Well like everyone else, he needed money....
          ..So he labored all day as a mild mannered pipe-fitter welder...
              .....Traveling to the very far reaches of California.....
        ...Saving the world, one day at a time, with each and every weld...
...But he always hungered for a chance, to save his planet with his best friend....
                    .....His always, ready side kick, his camera....
                        ....For they always traveled together....
                      ...Never out of eye sight from the other....
                                  ... and as I said ...
                              ....Before the dark times...

        ..You see...
        ..His adventures, saving the planet with each weld had its dangers..
        ..Heavily secured facility's..
        ..It is there that the light would dim..
        ..for there was one compound, that went by one name..
        ..Lockeheed Martin..
        ..This over guarded, top secret compound had informed our hero. Due
          to the nature of "whatever the hell they wanted to do" that our mild
          mannered welder's , faithfull side kick wouldnt be allowed on site....
        ..and always following the rules...
        ..He would leave his best-friend in the safest place known to man..
        ..His Fortess of solitude..
        ..Home..
        ..The morning of..
        ..They bid the other farewell, then he flew off to do battle..
        ..the first time since they had met they had ever parted ways..
        ..Long and the brutal was battle..
        ..and like always for those who have been following....
        ..Victoriously arose "Our beloved hero"...
        ..Safe the world was once again..
        ..Securing his deeds of yet another day..
        ..Then homeward bound at the speed of light..
        ..Proudly he approached his fortress as he caught a glimsp of his palace..
        ..It was just a pause...
        ..Something wasn't right...
        ..There was a glooming darkness about his once brightly lit homestead...
        ..PANIC set in...
  (now the series of what happens next.. happened in seconds)
    V    ..Running for the front door with his keys...
    V    ..Vision blurred as he felt himself tilting inside against his body....
    V    ..Sickest feeling ever..
    V    ..the door wasn't shut...
    V    ..Damage all over the door its-self....
    V    ..mind racing..
    V    ..Ready for battle, rushing through the door.
    V    ..He was of two thoughts...
    V    ..Rage!! Catch whom-ever violated the only place he had ever felt peace....
    V    ..Oh! But his other thought...
    V    ..An ice cold dead feeling hit him hard from behind..
    V    ..numbing his midback to somewhere the top of his head...
    V    ..A feeling he hadn't felt in...sometime now..
    V    ..It was fear...
    V    ..Fear of what was on the other side...
    V    ..Not of who, but what he would see..
    V    .....rushing still..
    V    ..In this "Matrix's mode" he sees massive messes everywhere...
    V    ..in every room as he spead...
    V    ..Hoping it wasn't too late...
    V    ..To the last room down the hall...the Most important of rooms..
(it doesn't seem like it, but that all happenned in seconds.. Til this point...)
        ..Time caught up to him now..
        ..he was fighting hard just to take a step..
        ..From accross the room he could see...
        ..He was too late...

.......The Dark times have begun......

      ...I will find you my friend!!..
  ....We shall have OUR VENGENCE!!!

  ...that's what happened...

...........................Two years later................

Well It took some time. I haven't given up, but I finally managed to save up and replace most of my equipment...
I have a ..."new"...NO...
Scratch that it sounds like a replacement. Its not.
Another side kick has joined me with my same convictions...
Fighting side by side
In hopes that One day
We can and will
Rescue and Avenge
From the clutches of the lowest's life forms on this planet.
Weakminded,lower than whale shit, scum who would steal from good people with big dreams barely making it by...
Fear not good people...
We can sleep safe tonight..
AND...
We will STRIKE DOWN with GREAT VENGENCE and FURIOUS ANGER
and they will know our names as the..
(still working on that part)
as we lay our fingers apoun thee.

(now you have to image this part.... Our theme music playing loudly and here comes the credits...)
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Sorry I let you all down. We won't let it happen again..
It was a long sad story, but with out further ado.
I'M BACK.
Ready to pick up where I left off.
Working on my portfolio...
As you can tell I got the imagination..

JUST NEED SOME MODEL HELP.

I sooo want to be a better photographer and appreciate all advice and critiques.
Glam, Super-heroine, pin-ups are what I want to be good at.
But I want to learn it all...

Below is the only original part of my bio left.. only because it remains true...

You do have to dream big!! Or have the type of imagination that you want to snap photos of!!

Im open to all types of photos!

BOOK ME NOW WHILE I'M STILL AT THE INCREDIBLE LOW PRICE OF FREE!!!




Oh!! and in the words of Stan Lee

Nuff said....

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