UPDATE!!!! I am currently on maternity leave and will not allow anyone to shoot my fat ass for a very long time
Enjoy the profile and I'll still add people, but please refrain from asking me for a shoot until the day you do not see this message on here anymore. Thanks!



I pose for Dastardly Dave. I basically drink all of his alcohol and talk a bunch of shit and roll around on his floor while he captures the shenanigans.

Here are some other facts:
I do not pose nude.
I will bring an escort (not an asshole...a friend)
I will bring a bottle of wine with me to every shoot. (not to get sloppy drunk...just to loosen up and have fun)
I am not a pro. I'm just a punk with good makeup.
I take direction well.
I will make you laugh.
If I cant, I wont have any fun and fun is my main goal.
I'm not snooty or uptight or bitchy (although I do whine alot like most chicks
I dont do this to pay my bills, (although a paying job here and there is lovely), I do this for shits and giggles.
If you think I am a good fit for something, let me know.
Like I said before, I am down to have fun and to get some great shots.

History:

I started working with Dave just to get some promo shots for my music. I ended up falling in love with our shots and our time together and decided it might be fun to pose a bit more before the bun in the oven time comes
So here I am.

I've done a bit of modeling in the past and was turned off because the uptight photographers made it seem like a chore for me. BORING!

Even MORE facts on me!!
I am a permanent makeup artist at Stingray Bodyart in Allston, MA.
I am a solo recording artist on Sleazegrinder Records.
I run a business online where I sell women's clothing, accessories, handbags, ect ect.
I am a wife and a mother to the best kitty ever. His name is Jello Biafra and he is waaaayyy more entertaining than you are

I'm getting bored. I'll finish this later.

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