I'm back!, Yes after 2 (two) major surgeries this past winter that saved a few of my 9 lives I have been sent back to continue to photograph the nude female form. If I did not get a chance to work with you please forgive me. However I am now fit as a fiddle... o.k. at least fit as an armored car. 2024 brings a host of shoots I need to do. First and foremost is my 2024 nude in nature series. Do nudes? do them in nature? do them for ca$h contact me A.S.A.P. Early model gets the ca$h. Oh and I have plenty to spend. Oh yes I only offer PAID shoots....no t.f.p. here please check with some cheap ass fotog on here if you want to work for free. There are plenty of them.

Ghosted by mm#4786343.... Why I DO NOT pay deposits.


Jerrys law -.something is only worth what someone else is willing to pay. Keep that in mind when you are asking an astronomical amount of money.

Jerrys law.- always make sure the juice is worth the squeeze.

If you travel and want to work with me (you know you do) I pick up the tab for ALL your travel expenses and you get a PAID gig. What are you waiting for?!!!

Also I do not check this page as I used too since it seems there is a real lack of models actually wanting to model nude anymore.And I was turned on to a site where models are really seeking paid work.

So I get asked "how come no website?"
Answer I don't need one I have been doing this for over 20 years and I have a ton of paying private clients
Will I be paid cash?....Yes always
Do you do T.F.P.?...Never I pay my models
Again for 2024 many projects I need models for contact me if you want paid work.

If you are so great how come you have never won a Pic Of The Day ?

Because I never submit a photo, there is no money in it.Why waste my time for a fake ribbon?. Yes I consider myself an artist.....just not going to be a starving one.

"I'm a photographer,what's your super power?"

"The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision"-Helen Keller

"The only thing you have to do,is to decide what to do with the time you are given"-Gandalf the grey

As always questions, comments, scathing rebuttals and death threats can be sent to [email protected].
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*** Sidebar your honor***,

*** If you make plans to shoot with me please honor it.I understand your time is valuable that is why I pay cash. Understand my time is too. I am a photographer not a musician so I really do not know how to play second fiddle. Punk me off to work with someone else don't bother***

Also, ALWAYS looking for the mythical unicorn.The nude female preg model. If you are or know of one,well that makes you worth your weight in gold. I pay $350.. per hour for a unicorn,CA$H. Send me one and I will pay $125 finders fee*

* Unicorn must be present and pose full nude for price paid. Person sending unicorn need not be present to win.Photographer does not actually pay anyone their body weight in gold. However cash price is accurate and true. Void where prohibited, only valid in the state of Maine ,where I am based.*


*Rags to riches or so they say
you gotta keep pushing for the fortune & fame,
you know it's all a gamble when it's just a game,
you treat it like it's a capital crime
everybody's doing their time*

*WoodNymph-Non MM Model*# 8 shoots

Sweet_Angel34 MM#1596969 #8 shoots

Amber Moses MM# 1102161 #7 shoots

Mrs K (my Unicorn) She rocks!!!!! *non mm model* #8 shoots..and she had a baby girl!!!!

LumenFoxx MM# 4642582 #6 shoots

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