Greetings and salutations,

My name is Jerry, the most famous unknown photographer on either side of the Mississippi river. This level of notoriety does make it hard to keep my well deserved ego in check...but we all have our demons.
I only shoot the NUDE FEMALE form,so if you do not do this type of modelling,now is the time to hit the reverse button on your browser and check out the Disney page.

I pay models CA$H for their time if you want to work for tfp then check with some cheap ass fotog on here...there seems to be plenty of them. I hire all experience levels,but honestly I place more value on the lesser photographed models. You are worth alot more of my money,so newbies are MOST welcome.

My most sought after models are those who are not afraid to do erotic nudes. That is a lock for you to be hired. If you do not due at least Playboy style nudes then please apply elsewhere.

I,like models do have some rules I do not ever compromise on.
#1 Hairy is scary..if you are not shaved bare in the "female region" I will not hire you. Nothing personnel,but after 25 years of doing this I know what sells.
#2--Please see rule #1

So now you know everything...let's shoot !!








Jerrys law -.something is only worth what someone else is willing to pay. Keep that in mind when you are asking an astronomical amount of money.

Jerrys law.- always make sure the juice is worth the squeeze.



  Also I do not check this page as I used too since it seems there is a real lack of models actually wanting to model  nude anymore.And I was turned on to a site where models are really seeking paid NUDE work.



If you are so great how come you have never won a Pic Of The Day ?

Because I never submit a photo, there is no money in it.Why waste my time for a fake ribbon?. Yes I consider myself an artist.....just not going to be a starving one.

"I'm a photographer,what's your super power?"

"The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision"-Helen Keller



As always questions, comments, scathing rebuttals and death threats can be sent to [email protected].
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*** Sidebar your honor***,

*** If you make plans to shoot with me please honor it.I understand your time is valuable that is why I pay cash. Understand my time is too. I am a photographer not a musician so I  really do not know how to play second fiddle. Punk me off to work with someone else don't bother***

Also, ALWAYS looking for the mythical UNICORN.The nude female preg model. If you are or know of one,well that makes you worth your weight in gold. I pay $350.. per hour for a UNICORN,CA$H. Send me one and I will pay $125 finders fee*

* UNICORN must be present and pose full nude for price paid. Person sending unicorn need not be present to win.Photographer does not actually pay anyone their body weight in gold. However cash price is accurate and true. Feel free to ask any UNICORN that has worked with me. Void where prohibited, only valid in the state of Maine ,where I am based.*

*WoodNymph-Non MM Model*# 8 shoots

Sweet_Angel34 MM#1596969  #8 shoots

Amber Moses MM# 1102161 #8 shoots

Mrs K (my Unicorn) She rocks!!!!! *non mm model* #8 shoots..and she had a baby girl!!!!

LumenFoxx MM# 4642582 #6 shoots

Bex Law MM# 4772619  #1 shoot

Laney Rose MM# 4612962  #2 shoots  (A Unicorn) !!!

Rubykye MM #4520769

Natalie Amari  MM#4786343

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