Summer
I'm here, I'm here!
Yay!
Hi!

Now beat it; you're in the wrong place.
There is likely a... ZERO% chance that you have something so special that I would open my door to let you in from a hail storm, let alone take the trouble to attach a lens to my camera and shoot you.
K? Sorry. Bye.
What? Oh.. U wr hoping u might learn sumpin'? Ok, here:
"Photographers" - First, stop calling yourselves that. Second, just move along to your art-less lives; you will only feel tiny, here.
"Models" - If you think I might care that you exist, think again. Does your little brain believe that there isn't another You, around every corner?
Tf? TF?!!!! Oh, sure... if TF begins with Tittie and ends with ck. Otherwise, go suck a hail storm.
You all bore the hell out of me.

I'm the shit of the shit.

Witness:
My uneven haircut. It's cut by a blind gypsy on the banks of the Danube. YOU can't get that.
My sunglasses are so expensive that they go with everything.. 24hrs a day.. even indoors. How about yours?
YOU can't pull off my little brother's rave outfit like this-- with BULLETS on my BELT. Boots in the summer, flip-flops in the winter? You CAN'T. But I do.
It's the TU-ne-sais-quoi in the mysterious charisma that radiates from a man-- no, an artiste-- who walks a foot above the ground.
I could translate my tattoos to you, but there's still no way you would comprehend them, conceptually. Simpletons. You're so far behind me that you're not even on the same planet.

And if you Are still here, and you Do decide you would like to shame yourself by "checking out" my work, please stick to the 12 images in my port; the 93 crappy images in my Credited Photos are not really representative of my art.


JUST KIDDING. I'm not a douche; actually, I'm REALLY fuckin' nice.
It HAS been fun getting acquainted with some of the characters here on MM, though.

So... iiin reaaaality, I'm truly enjoying a Journey. When my pocket Casio flew out of my hand at a BDay party, a few years ago, I replaced it with a 'real' camera. And I've fallen in love, learning how to use it. I'm in love, and I'm not even sure why; all I can do is suspect that it's the perfect mix of science & gadgets (which have always interested me) and beauty (which has always affected me, deeply)... and I get to put those together to create something.

I've been checking out MM for some time, now, but I haven't been Active-- partly, because I have an unbelievable job that keeps me pretty busy, and partly, because I've been lucky enough to have beautiful friends who have been wonderful in letting me practice on them. And that's whom you'll see in my portfolio.. a banker, a dance-instructor, a modern dancer, a singer, a shop clerk, and a tattoo-artist. Of course, shooting with my friends has been a Blast. But, if you can read between the lines, you might guess that I think it'd be cool to try it with a Model. :-)

Me?: I'm calm, cool, and collected, and I'm up for pretty much anything. When you visit my port, you won't see rows and rows of the same thing. Y A W N. You might see a couple shots that are similar to someone else's style, because some of my practice has involved trying to understand and replicate photos that I've seen. But, mainly, I like trying to wow myself-- and, hopefully, you-- and I enjoy the challenge in doing something different.
So? Now that I'm here, drop me a line; I would Love to do some cool stuff with you!

And I really AM really nice.


Fun Facts? (in case you have nothing else to do)

*I May never change my avatar. It's from my first shoot, ever, and I feel like it's kind of like the $1 bill that shop owners put on the wall behind the register.

*Sometimes, I watch America's Next Top Model. And my gf gets a kick out of it when she comes over and turns on the tv, and it's on the Oxygen channel.

*Quote from one of my first shoots: "Ohh.. I Liiike theeese! Wow.. at first, it seemed like you had no confidence." :-D

*Sometimes, on weekend mornings, my buddy & I sing while we're riding through the streets of Manhattan on a scooter with our tennis racquets.

*Coffee goooood

:-)
mihailo

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