Has something ever gone wrong during your photo session? Wind pulling hair across the models face? The color in the frame looks too dull or yellow? An angry protestor decides to hit your subject in the face with a shaving cream pie? Don't laugh, since it happened to Rupert Murdoch a few weeks back photographers the world over have complained about similar protest on their shoots. Prank fever, catch it!

Well I can help, I will make the colors POP and your jaws DROP (provided we are speaking over the phone since your jaws will technically have to lower in order to speak.) No longer will you have to re-shoot something because your model broke out the morning before a session. I can do what dermatologists have failed to do. I tell those blemishes to back the f*** up before they get smacked the f*** up!

I spend my days and nights doing what I can to make your photos a little less bland and a whole lot more BAM. I'm no hero, I'm simply a giver (please note that by 'giver' I mean I do charge)

Rates available on request.

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While I appreciate the old adage 'practice makes perfect' I am a photographer and imaginative so I have all the images I could hope for while working out techniques. I have to insist on only paid assignments for retouching work.


"The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance."

-Aristotle

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