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May 04, 2023
Jul 21, 2005

About Me

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PRINTS FOR SALE: A few prints for sale at --- more to follow shortly

I NEED MODELS for Time for CD work! - please don't hesitate to contact me if you want to shoot. I'm willing to shoot at my place or yours (or another location). You can see from my portfolio what I like to do, but I'm open minded and willing to work with anyone on any kind of work. I'm very into artistic collaboration and if you have your own ideas I'll be happy to work on them.

I want to move away from the 'posed' thing and into very sexy, subtle, artsy, atmospheric, smokey, dreamy, surreal, more natural photographs with weird angles and strange lighting. It's occured to me that most photoshoots go like this: 1) find background, 2) girl poses, almost always looking at the camera, 3) snap pic, 4) repeat. Even most of my photos are like that. I'm seeking a more creative approach. I'm not quite sure what it is yet, but maybe interesting models out there can collaborate with me on that?

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Aidyen Andrews was born in 1897 to three parents--Sulinon Crimplet, Axe Haverstance, and their parrot, Delilah. Since the moment of his birth he has dropped out of every activity that he ever engaged in. Little Aidyen quickly quit his mothers Morning Breast-Feeding Club, for instance, citing his preference for Tang in a bottle.

Here is a short list of some other things Aidyen has quit:

- The Turtle T. Whiskey Preschool for the Precocious & Odd
- The Ethel Wormsworry Elementary School for the Blind
- That Middle School he attended for three days in Bakersfield
- The Gumper Thumper High School for the Criminally Insane
    Yet Horribly Sexy
- California Loser & Looser College
- Harvard Business School
- Rosie Velvaholic's Beauty School of Beautology & Auto Repair
- The Boy's Club of Toronto’s Synchronized Swimming classes

It goes on and on and on, dear reader.....

But how did this profoundly disturbed and utterly useless character become one of the greatest photographers that the world has ever known? Well, one day, in the late 60's, Aidyen was sitting on a park bench in Cotton Ball, Oklahoma when a massively sexy, totally scrumptious, insanely wicked, goth girl dressed all in orange approached him for no apparent reason and said 'hey, could you take a pic of me with that pinhole camera that you obviously constructed out of a cereal box from plans that you found in the back of Teen Tiger magazine in your dentist's office?'

Aidyen, stunned but still silky smooth, replied 'uh, i guess so.'

Thus are legends born....