Anyone have proof he's who he says he is?
I assume he's qualified to be a guidance counselor (who isn't) but he also  lives  on  the  moon.
Oh he's definitely up to something.
He's literally from the moon.
From a certain angle, some people would say:
"he looks like a smudge."

He was a good Marine, I don't know what drove him to take his own life.
I'll just remember the good times, and how he inspired me to
"shoot for the moon".