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Mr Banner
Posts: 85322
Hayward, California, US
ShivaKitty wrote:
I've heard, from the customers at work, that my boobs are not good for motorboating. They prefer effortless motorboating, whereas I have to squeeze mine together to get even a minor sound effect. i just want to go through the motions!
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UnoMundo
Posts: 47532
Olympia, Washington, US
DVRetouching wrote:
I don't have boobs.(18+) Are you accepting donations as thank you's?
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Svend
Posts: 25143
Windsor, Colorado, US
Brigieta wrote: I have large, natural breasts that I love dearly. I am also skinnier than all hell, with a shape men drool over. Not being pretentious, just being honest. Now when a girl comes along and changes her god given body to look better somehow, eg fake tits, I consider that cheating. Now my body type is considered nothing, normal not that big of a deal. So the fakes get to flaunt it and get paid to be what they wanna be, while the real issues get tossed to the side. A real connoisseur knows the difference, so you have nothing to worry about anyway.
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Sadie Seuss
Posts: 7532
Saint Augustine, Florida, US
I am non motor boatable. I *am* mouth-sized. I consider this better.
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SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38224
Detroit, Michigan, US
Fifi wrote: Damon and Asylum... I should have given you guys the boobies cause my so called Boo didn't even care. *crais* Oh FUCK.... I soooooooo didn't see that until just now.... You, my dear, are absolute perfection...you always are and always have been...I have been crazy about you for years now and, may I say, you just get more and more amazing...
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ASYLUM - Art Nudes
Posts: 13657
Washington, District of Columbia, US
Sadie Seuss wrote: I am non motor boatable. I *am* mouth-sized. I consider this better. I've motorboated smaller.
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Kincaid Blackwood
Posts: 23492
Los Angeles, California, US
Brigieta wrote: I have large, natural breasts that I love dearly. I am also skinnier than all hell, with a shape men drool over. Not being pretentious, just being honest. Now when a girl comes along and changes her god given body to look better somehow, eg fake tits, I consider that cheating. Now my body type is considered nothing, normal not that big of a deal. So the fakes get to flaunt it and get paid to be what they wanna be, while the real issues get tossed to the side. HAhaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!
Brigieta wrote: with a shape men drool over. AaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!
Brigieta wrote: Not being pretentious, just being honest. HahaAHaAHaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!
Brigieta wrote: I consider that cheating. AHAHahaAHHaha!!
Brigieta wrote: So the fakes get to flaunt it and get paid to be what they wanna be, while the real issues get tossed to the side. AHaAHaaAHahaaAHAHahaAHa!!
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Svend
Posts: 25143
Windsor, Colorado, US
DVRetouching wrote:
I don't have boobs.(18+) Them are tittays!
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Mr Banner
Posts: 85322
Hayward, California, US
Sadie Seuss wrote: I am non motor boatable. I *am* mouth-sized. I consider this better. nah, you .... it can be done. it shall be!
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DVRetouching
Posts: 7157
Detroit, Michigan, US
UnoMundo wrote:
Are you accepting donations as thank you's? Oh, yus
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Fifi
Posts: 58134
Gainesville, Florida, US
Sadie Seuss wrote: I am non motor boatable. I *am* mouth-sized. I consider this better.
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Mr Banner
Posts: 85322
Hayward, California, US
SPRINGHEEL wrote:
Oh FUCK.... I soooooooo didn't see that until just now.... You, my dear, are absolute perfection...you always are and always have been...I have been crazy about you for years now and, may I say, you just get more and more amazing... it's too late. we snatched her up!
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DVRetouching
Posts: 7157
Detroit, Michigan, US
Kincaid Blackwood wrote:
Brigieta wrote: I have large, natural breasts that I love dearly. I am also skinnier than all hell, with a shape men drool over. Not being pretentious, just being honest. Now when a girl comes along and changes her god given body to look better somehow, eg fake tits, I consider that cheating. Now my body type is considered nothing, normal not that big of a deal. So the fakes get to flaunt it and get paid to be what they wanna be, while the real issues get tossed to the side. HAhaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!
Brigieta wrote: with a shape men drool over. AaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!
Brigieta wrote: Not being pretentious, just being honest. HahaAHaAHaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!
Brigieta wrote: I consider that cheating. AHAHahaAHHaha!!
AHaAHaaAHahaaAHAHahaAHa!!
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Fifi
Posts: 58134
Gainesville, Florida, US
ASYLUM - Art Nudes wrote:
I've motorboated smaller. *cough*
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DVRetouching
Posts: 7157
Detroit, Michigan, US
Svend wrote:
Them are tittays!
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ASYLUM - Art Nudes
Posts: 13657
Washington, District of Columbia, US
Damon Banner wrote:
it's too late. we snatched her up! Split her in two!
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Kincaid Blackwood
Posts: 23492
Los Angeles, California, US
Brigieta wrote: Not being pretentious, just being honest. HahaAHaAHaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!
Retoucher
DVRetouching
Posts: 7157
Detroit, Michigan, US
Sadie Seuss wrote: I am non motor boatable. I *am* mouth-sized. I consider this better. This.
Model
Fifi
Posts: 58134
Gainesville, Florida, US
SPRINGHEEL wrote:
Oh FUCK.... I soooooooo didn't see that until just now.... You, my dear, are absolute perfection...you always are and always have been...I have been crazy about you for years now and, may I say, you just get more and more amazing... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_eDPyi8MXk
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MUA Amy Elizabeth
Posts: 4985
Miami, Florida, US
Kincaid Blackwood wrote:
Brigieta wrote: I have large, natural breasts that I love dearly. I am also skinnier than all hell, with a shape men drool over. Not being pretentious, just being honest. Now when a girl comes along and changes her god given body to look better somehow, eg fake tits, I consider that cheating. Now my body type is considered nothing, normal not that big of a deal. So the fakes get to flaunt it and get paid to be what they wanna be, while the real issues get tossed to the side. HAhaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!
Brigieta wrote: with a shape men drool over. AaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!
Brigieta wrote: Not being pretentious, just being honest. HahaAHaAHaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!
Brigieta wrote: I consider that cheating. AHAHahaAHHaha!!
AHaAHaaAHahaaAHAHahaAHa!! Oh, you.
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Not This Guy
Posts: 12851
Aspen Cove, Guam, US
Thanks for all the talk of boobs and photos. I'm gonna go take a cold bath now
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Mr Banner
Posts: 85322
Hayward, California, US
Sadie Seuss wrote: I am non motor boatable. I *am* mouth-sized. I consider this better. I'm motorboating you in my brain right now.
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ASYLUM - Art Nudes
Posts: 13657
Washington, District of Columbia, US
DVRetouching wrote:
This. Fifi doesn't have a frog in her throat for no reason.
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SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38224
Detroit, Michigan, US
Damon Banner wrote:
it's too late. we snatched her up! I have waited for her for all this time you accursed villain and believe me, one day you and your ghastly bulb-headed toadie will pay for these misdeeds!!!
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Kincaid Blackwood
Posts: 23492
Los Angeles, California, US
Brigieta wrote: with a shape men drool over. BwaAaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!
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Svend
Posts: 25143
Windsor, Colorado, US
DVRetouching wrote:
Photographer
SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38224
Detroit, Michigan, US
Model
Fifi
Posts: 58134
Gainesville, Florida, US
SPRINGHEEL wrote:
I have waited for her for all this time you accursed villain and believe me, one day you and your ghastly bulb-headed toadie will pay for these misdeeds!!! I am not even mad I almost spit out my gin.
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Nicolette
Posts: 12718
Houston, Texas, US
Bombadil wrote: Thanks for all the talk of boobs and photos. I'm gonna go take a cold bath now eyenorite?
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Sadie Seuss
Posts: 7532
Saint Augustine, Florida, US
Too many people to quote. I say we set aside a day for motorboating Sadie.
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Mr Banner
Posts: 85322
Hayward, California, US
SPRINGHEEL wrote:
I have waited for her for all this time you accursed villain and believe me, one day you and your ghastly bulb-headed toadie will pay for these misdeeds!!! Sorry, I'm broke. Will you accept TF instead of money?
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Mr Banner
Posts: 85322
Hayward, California, US
Sadie Seuss wrote: Too many people to quote. I say we set aside a day for motorboating Sadie. I'm gonna use up at least 3 days. you might want to set aside a week.
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Kincaid Blackwood
Posts: 23492
Los Angeles, California, US
MUA Amy Elizabeth wrote: Oh, you. Brigieta wrote: I have large, natural breasts that I love dearly. AaaaAAaAHAHahaAHHahAAaa!!
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Fifi
Posts: 58134
Gainesville, Florida, US
Sadie Seuss wrote: Too many people to quote. I say we set aside a day for motorboating Sadie. As long as I'm before Asylum and Damon... I'm down. They have cooties.
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SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38224
Detroit, Michigan, US
Fifi wrote:
I am not even mad I almost spit out my gin. I've caused two beautiful women to spit in only an hour.... Holy shit, mom was right, I WAS SIRED FROM THE LOINS OF ZEUS HIMSELF
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Mr Banner
Posts: 85322
Hayward, California, US
Fifi wrote:
As long as I'm before Asylum and Damon... I'm down. They have cooties. YOU GET NOTHING! NO BACON CHEESECAKE, NOTHING!
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SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38224
Detroit, Michigan, US
Damon Banner wrote:
Sorry, I'm broke. Will you accept TF instead of money? Eiffel tower?
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ASYLUM - Art Nudes
Posts: 13657
Washington, District of Columbia, US
Fifi wrote:
As long as I'm before Asylum and Damon... I'm down. They have cooties. I'll be motorboating your ass with my fist.
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MUA Amy Elizabeth
Posts: 4985
Miami, Florida, US
Damon Banner wrote:
YOU GET NOTHING! NO BACON CHEESECAKE, NOTHING! YOU LOSE! I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR.
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Sadie Seuss
Posts: 7532
Saint Augustine, Florida, US
Fifi wrote: As long as I'm before Asylum and Damon... I'm down. They have cooties. *nod nod* I can do that. You'll be first in the week.
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