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Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

ShivaKitty wrote:

I've heard, from the customers at work, that my boobs are not good for motorboating. They prefer effortless motorboating, whereas I have to squeeze mine together to get even a minor sound effect.

i just want to go through the motions!

Apr 28 10 06:07 pm Link

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UnoMundo

Posts: 47532

Olympia, Washington, US

DVRetouching wrote:

I don't have boobs.(18+)

Are you accepting donations as thank you's?

Apr 28 10 06:08 pm Link

Photographer

Svend

Posts: 25143

Windsor, Colorado, US

Brigieta wrote:
I have large, natural breasts that I love dearly. I am also skinnier than all hell, with a shape men drool over. Not being pretentious, just being honest. Now when a girl comes along and changes her god given body to look better somehow, eg fake tits, I consider that cheating. Now my body type is considered nothing, normal not that big of a deal. So the fakes get to flaunt it and get paid to be what they wanna be, while the real issues get tossed to the side.

A real connoisseur knows the difference, so you have nothing to worry about anyway. wink

Apr 28 10 06:08 pm Link

Model

Sadie Seuss

Posts: 7532

Saint Augustine, Florida, US

I am non motor boatable. I *am* mouth-sized. I consider this better.

Apr 28 10 06:08 pm Link

Photographer

SPRINGHEEL

Posts: 38224

Detroit, Michigan, US

Fifi wrote:
Damon and Asylum... I should have given you guys the boobies cause my so called Boo didn't even care.

*crais*

Oh FUCK....


I soooooooo didn't see that until just now....


You, my dear, are absolute perfection...you always are and always have been...I have been crazy about you for years now and, may I say, you just get more and more amazing...

Apr 28 10 06:09 pm Link

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ASYLUM - Art Nudes

Posts: 13657

Washington, District of Columbia, US

Sadie Seuss wrote:
I am non motor boatable. I *am* mouth-sized. I consider this better.

I've motorboated smaller.

Apr 28 10 06:09 pm Link

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Kincaid Blackwood

Posts: 23492

Los Angeles, California, US

Brigieta wrote:
I have large, natural breasts that I love dearly. I am also skinnier than all hell, with a shape men drool over. Not being pretentious, just being honest. Now when a girl comes along and changes her god given body to look better somehow, eg fake tits, I consider that cheating. Now my body type is considered nothing, normal not that big of a deal. So the fakes get to flaunt it and get paid to be what they wanna be, while the real issues get tossed to the side.

HAhaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!

Brigieta wrote:
with a shape men drool over.

AaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!

Brigieta wrote:
Not being pretentious, just being honest.

HahaAHaAHaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!

Brigieta wrote:
I consider that cheating.

AHAHahaAHHaha!!

Brigieta wrote:
So the fakes get to flaunt it and get paid to be what they wanna be, while the real issues get tossed to the side.

AHaAHaaAHahaaAHAHahaAHa!!

Apr 28 10 06:09 pm Link

Photographer

Svend

Posts: 25143

Windsor, Colorado, US

DVRetouching wrote:

I don't have boobs.(18+)

Them are tittays!

Apr 28 10 06:09 pm Link

Photographer

Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

Sadie Seuss wrote:
I am non motor boatable. I *am* mouth-sized. I consider this better.

nah, you .... it can be done.  it shall be!

Apr 28 10 06:09 pm Link

Retoucher

DVRetouching

Posts: 7157

Detroit, Michigan, US

UnoMundo wrote:

Are you accepting donations as thank you's?

Oh, yus borat

Apr 28 10 06:10 pm Link

Model

Fifi

Posts: 58134

Gainesville, Florida, US

Sadie Seuss wrote:
I am non motor boatable. I *am* mouth-sized. I consider this better.

https://i15.tinypic.com/2vjplky.jpg

Apr 28 10 06:10 pm Link

Photographer

Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

SPRINGHEEL wrote:

Oh FUCK....


I soooooooo didn't see that until just now....


You, my dear, are absolute perfection...you always are and always have been...I have been crazy about you for years now and, may I say, you just get more and more amazing...

it's too late.  we snatched her up!

Apr 28 10 06:10 pm Link

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DVRetouching

Posts: 7157

Detroit, Michigan, US

Kincaid Blackwood wrote:

Brigieta wrote:
I have large, natural breasts that I love dearly. I am also skinnier than all hell, with a shape men drool over. Not being pretentious, just being honest. Now when a girl comes along and changes her god given body to look better somehow, eg fake tits, I consider that cheating. Now my body type is considered nothing, normal not that big of a deal. So the fakes get to flaunt it and get paid to be what they wanna be, while the real issues get tossed to the side.

HAhaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!

Brigieta wrote:
with a shape men drool over.

AaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!

Brigieta wrote:
Not being pretentious, just being honest.

HahaAHaAHaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!

Brigieta wrote:
I consider that cheating.

AHAHahaAHHaha!!

AHaAHaaAHahaaAHAHahaAHa!!

lol

Apr 28 10 06:10 pm Link

Model

Fifi

Posts: 58134

Gainesville, Florida, US

ASYLUM - Art Nudes wrote:

I've motorboated smaller.

*cough*

Apr 28 10 06:10 pm Link

Retoucher

DVRetouching

Posts: 7157

Detroit, Michigan, US

Svend wrote:

Them are tittays!

wink

Apr 28 10 06:10 pm Link

Photographer

ASYLUM - Art Nudes

Posts: 13657

Washington, District of Columbia, US

Damon Banner wrote:

it's too late.  we snatched her up!

Split her in two!

Apr 28 10 06:10 pm Link

Photographer

Kincaid Blackwood

Posts: 23492

Los Angeles, California, US

Brigieta wrote:
Not being pretentious, just being honest.

HahaAHaAHaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!

Apr 28 10 06:11 pm Link

Retoucher

DVRetouching

Posts: 7157

Detroit, Michigan, US

Sadie Seuss wrote:
I am non motor boatable. I *am* mouth-sized. I consider this better.

This.

Apr 28 10 06:11 pm Link

Model

Fifi

Posts: 58134

Gainesville, Florida, US

SPRINGHEEL wrote:

Oh FUCK....


I soooooooo didn't see that until just now....


You, my dear, are absolute perfection...you always are and always have been...I have been crazy about you for years now and, may I say, you just get more and more amazing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_eDPyi8MXk

Apr 28 10 06:11 pm Link

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MUA Amy Elizabeth

Posts: 4985

Miami, Florida, US

Kincaid Blackwood wrote:

Brigieta wrote:
I have large, natural breasts that I love dearly. I am also skinnier than all hell, with a shape men drool over. Not being pretentious, just being honest. Now when a girl comes along and changes her god given body to look better somehow, eg fake tits, I consider that cheating. Now my body type is considered nothing, normal not that big of a deal. So the fakes get to flaunt it and get paid to be what they wanna be, while the real issues get tossed to the side.

HAhaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!

Brigieta wrote:
with a shape men drool over.

AaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!

Brigieta wrote:
Not being pretentious, just being honest.

HahaAHaAHaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!

Brigieta wrote:
I consider that cheating.

AHAHahaAHHaha!!

AHaAHaaAHahaaAHAHahaAHa!!

Oh, you.

Apr 28 10 06:11 pm Link

Photographer

Not This Guy

Posts: 12851

Aspen Cove, Guam, US

Thanks for all the talk of boobs and photos.  I'm gonna go take a cold bath now wink

Apr 28 10 06:11 pm Link

Photographer

Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

Sadie Seuss wrote:
I am non motor boatable. I *am* mouth-sized. I consider this better.

I'm motorboating you in my brain right now.

Apr 28 10 06:11 pm Link

Photographer

ASYLUM - Art Nudes

Posts: 13657

Washington, District of Columbia, US

DVRetouching wrote:

This.

Fifi doesn't have a frog in her throat for no reason.

Apr 28 10 06:12 pm Link

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SPRINGHEEL

Posts: 38224

Detroit, Michigan, US

Damon Banner wrote:

it's too late.  we snatched her up!

I have waited for her for all this time you accursed villain and believe me, one day you and your ghastly bulb-headed toadie will pay for these misdeeds!!!

Apr 28 10 06:12 pm Link

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Kincaid Blackwood

Posts: 23492

Los Angeles, California, US

Brigieta wrote:
with a shape men drool over.

BwaAaAHAHahaAHaAHahaa!!!

Apr 28 10 06:12 pm Link

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Svend

Posts: 25143

Windsor, Colorado, US

DVRetouching wrote:

wink

https://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z286/inner-section/animated%20gifs/devil.gif

Apr 28 10 06:12 pm Link

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SPRINGHEEL

Posts: 38224

Detroit, Michigan, US

Fifi wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_eDPyi8MXk

We have a theme song!


*swoon*

Apr 28 10 06:13 pm Link

Model

Fifi

Posts: 58134

Gainesville, Florida, US

SPRINGHEEL wrote:

I have waited for her for all this time you accursed villain and believe me, one day you and your ghastly bulb-headed toadie will pay for these misdeeds!!!

I am not even mad I almost spit out my gin. lol

Apr 28 10 06:13 pm Link

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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

Bombadil wrote:
Thanks for all the talk of boobs and photos.  I'm gonna go take a cold bath now wink

eyenorite?

Apr 28 10 06:13 pm Link

Model

Sadie Seuss

Posts: 7532

Saint Augustine, Florida, US

Too many people to quote. I say we set aside a day for motorboating Sadie.

Apr 28 10 06:13 pm Link

Photographer

Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

SPRINGHEEL wrote:

I have waited for her for all this time you accursed villain and believe me, one day you and your ghastly bulb-headed toadie will pay for these misdeeds!!!

Sorry, I'm broke.  Will you accept TF instead of money?

Apr 28 10 06:14 pm Link

Photographer

Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

Sadie Seuss wrote:
Too many people to quote. I say we set aside a day for motorboating Sadie.

I'm gonna use up at least 3 days.  you might want to set aside a week.

Apr 28 10 06:14 pm Link

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Kincaid Blackwood

Posts: 23492

Los Angeles, California, US

MUA Amy Elizabeth wrote:
Oh, you.

Brigieta wrote:
I have large, natural breasts that I love dearly.

AaaaAAaAHAHahaAHHahAAaa!!

Apr 28 10 06:14 pm Link

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Fifi

Posts: 58134

Gainesville, Florida, US

Sadie Seuss wrote:
Too many people to quote. I say we set aside a day for motorboating Sadie.

As long as I'm before Asylum and Damon... I'm down.





They have cooties.

Apr 28 10 06:14 pm Link

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SPRINGHEEL

Posts: 38224

Detroit, Michigan, US

Fifi wrote:

I am not even mad I almost spit out my gin. lol

I've caused two beautiful women to spit in only an hour....


Holy shit, mom was right, I WAS SIRED FROM THE LOINS OF ZEUS HIMSELF

Apr 28 10 06:14 pm Link

Photographer

Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

Fifi wrote:

As long as I'm before Asylum and Damon... I'm down.





They have cooties.

YOU GET NOTHING!  NO BACON CHEESECAKE, NOTHING!

Apr 28 10 06:15 pm Link

Photographer

SPRINGHEEL

Posts: 38224

Detroit, Michigan, US

Damon Banner wrote:

Sorry, I'm broke.  Will you accept TF instead of money?

Eiffel tower?

Apr 28 10 06:15 pm Link

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ASYLUM - Art Nudes

Posts: 13657

Washington, District of Columbia, US

Fifi wrote:

As long as I'm before Asylum and Damon... I'm down.





They have cooties.

I'll be motorboating your ass with my fist.

Apr 28 10 06:15 pm Link

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MUA Amy Elizabeth

Posts: 4985

Miami, Florida, US

Damon Banner wrote:

YOU GET NOTHING!  NO BACON CHEESECAKE, NOTHING!

YOU LOSE! I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR.

Apr 28 10 06:16 pm Link

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Sadie Seuss

Posts: 7532

Saint Augustine, Florida, US

Fifi wrote:
As long as I'm before Asylum and Damon... I'm down.





They have cooties.

*nod nod* I can do that. You'll be first in the week.

Apr 28 10 06:17 pm Link