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ASYLUM - Art Nudes

Posts: 13657

Washington, District of Columbia, US

Damon Banner wrote:

Asylum and I were planning to put a brownie in your mailbox.  we're trying to decide on a date.

I say make it a surprise.

Apr 28 10 05:56 pm Link

Model

Fifi

Posts: 58134

Gainesville, Florida, US

ASYLUM - Art Nudes wrote:

Next time you're out here, we need to work on actually getting around to shooting tongue

That's right... we've never shot... I don't know why I feel like we have.

Apr 28 10 05:56 pm Link

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MUA Amy Elizabeth

Posts: 4985

Miami, Florida, US

Fifi wrote:

You no like?

yikes

EEEETZ MIIINE.

(Never mind the fact that you're a stripper and nude model...)

Apr 28 10 05:56 pm Link

Model

Fifi

Posts: 58134

Gainesville, Florida, US

Damon Banner wrote:

Asylum and I were planning to put a brownie in your mailbox.  we're trying to decide on a date.

You nasty.

Apr 28 10 05:56 pm Link

Photographer

ASYLUM - Art Nudes

Posts: 13657

Washington, District of Columbia, US

Fifi wrote:

That's right... we've never shot... I don't know why I feel like we have.

Because we hung out, and the opportunity never arose to actually shoot lol

Apr 28 10 05:57 pm Link

Model

Fifi

Posts: 58134

Gainesville, Florida, US

MUA Amy Elizabeth wrote:

EEEETZ MIIINE.

(Never mind the fact that you're a stripper and nude model...)

My boyfriend says the same thing...  lol

Apr 28 10 05:57 pm Link

Apr 28 10 05:57 pm Link

Retoucher

DVRetouching

Posts: 7157

Detroit, Michigan, US

ASYLUM - Art Nudes wrote:
You first.

I don't have boobs.(18+)

Apr 28 10 05:57 pm Link

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Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

Fifi wrote:

You nasty.

ain't that why you love me?  That's why everyone loves me.  I'm pretty boring without the nasty!

Apr 28 10 05:57 pm Link

Photographer

ASYLUM - Art Nudes

Posts: 13657

Washington, District of Columbia, US

DVRetouching wrote:

I don't have boobs.(18+)

https://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/star-wars-chewbacca-leia-omg-wtf-knock-before-you-come-in.jpg

Apr 28 10 05:59 pm Link

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DVRetouching

Posts: 7157

Detroit, Michigan, US

Isabel Allende wrote:

Them bitches, you shld.

UGH.

Makes me wanna die and stuff.

Apr 28 10 05:59 pm Link

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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

DVRetouching wrote:

I don't have boobs.(18+)

Lets get on cam.
You can prove this "dolly has no titties" theory.
Because I seem to remember boobs. Srsly.
borat

Apr 28 10 05:59 pm Link

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Poses

Posts: 8139

Kansas City, Missouri, US

Dear god, I could write a women's studies thesis and get a phd just based on the two pages of this thread I've bothered to read!  Curses!  Why did I not stay in school and get my bachelor's!?

Apr 28 10 05:59 pm Link

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Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

ShivaKitty wrote:
I can't. They would be blinded by the magnificence.

Damon Banner wrote:
I have on sunglasses, so I'm ready.

When I open up my shirt, rays of sunlight burst forth. Right after the volcanic eruption, the guys over in Iceland called me up, and asked if they could use my amazing boob-beams-of-wonderfulness to guide airplanes through the ashy smoke. I declined on principle; that's why there was no air travel for like a week in Europe.

Apr 28 10 05:59 pm Link

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DVRetouching

Posts: 7157

Detroit, Michigan, US

Snake Biscuits wrote:

Lets get on cam.
You can prove this "dolly has no titties" theory.
Because I seem to remember boobs. Srsly.
borat

wink
They're linked!

Apr 28 10 05:59 pm Link

Photographer

ASYLUM - Art Nudes

Posts: 13657

Washington, District of Columbia, US

Poses wrote:
Dear god, I could write a women's studies thesis and get a phd just based on the two pages of this thread I've bothered to read!  Curses!  Why did I not stay in school and get my bachelor's!?

Hey, I know I'm cool and all, but no need to call me 'god'.

Apr 28 10 05:59 pm Link

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P I X I E

Posts: 35440

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Snake Biscuits wrote:

Lets get on cam.
You can prove this "dolly has no titties" theory.
Because I seem to remember boobs. Srsly.
borat

I saw her boobies! Therefore, she has boobies!

Apr 28 10 06:00 pm Link

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DVRetouching

Posts: 7157

Detroit, Michigan, US

ASYLUM - Art Nudes wrote:

https://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/star-wars-chewbacca-leia-omg-wtf-knock-before-you-come-in.jpg

sad

Apr 28 10 06:00 pm Link

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DVRetouching

Posts: 7157

Detroit, Michigan, US

PixieMini wrote:

I saw her boobies! Therefore, she has boobies!

LIES.


No one, has ever seen my boobies.


ninja

Apr 28 10 06:00 pm Link

Photographer

ASYLUM - Art Nudes

Posts: 13657

Washington, District of Columbia, US

DVRetouching wrote:

sad

Which one can I pinch?

Apr 28 10 06:00 pm Link

Photographer

SPRINGHEEL

Posts: 38224

Detroit, Michigan, US

DVRetouching wrote:

LIES.


No one, has ever seen my boobies.


ninja

I keep clicking that link and I see no boobies...


This leaves me very unhappy

Apr 28 10 06:01 pm Link

Retoucher

DVRetouching

Posts: 7157

Detroit, Michigan, US

SPRINGHEEL wrote:

I keep clicking that link and I see no boobies...


This leaves me very unhappy

It's fixed now.

Apr 28 10 06:01 pm Link

Model

Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

PixieMini wrote:

I saw her boobies! Therefore, she has boobies!

I have too. She needs to get out here so I can take pictures of them!!

Apr 28 10 06:02 pm Link

Photographer

ASYLUM - Art Nudes

Posts: 13657

Washington, District of Columbia, US

SPRINGHEEL wrote:

I keep clicking that link and I see no boobies...


This leaves me very unhappy

You could always fix her link.... that's what I did. big_smile

Apr 28 10 06:02 pm Link

Photographer

SPRINGHEEL

Posts: 38224

Detroit, Michigan, US

DVRetouching wrote:

It's fixed now.

Oh believe me, I know...wink

Apr 28 10 06:02 pm Link

Retoucher

DVRetouching

Posts: 7157

Detroit, Michigan, US

ASYLUM - Art Nudes wrote:

Which one can I pinch?

the right one. borat

Apr 28 10 06:02 pm Link

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Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

ShivaKitty wrote:

ShivaKitty wrote:
I can't. They would be blinded by the magnificence.

When I open up my shirt, rays of sunlight burst forth. Right after the volcanic eruption, the guys over in Iceland called me up, and asked if they could use my amazing boob-beams-of-wonderfulness to guide airplanes through the ashy smoke. I declined on principle; that's why there was no air travel for like a week in Europe.

can I motorboat them?  I can imagine that being like heaven.

Apr 28 10 06:02 pm Link

Model

Fifi

Posts: 58134

Gainesville, Florida, US

ASYLUM - Art Nudes wrote:

Because we hung out, and the opportunity never arose to actually shoot lol

Well, I had the most fun every time we hung out... I was actually considering coming home to visit and only telling you and Moraxian. lol

Apr 28 10 06:02 pm Link

Photographer

SPRINGHEEL

Posts: 38224

Detroit, Michigan, US

ASYLUM - Art Nudes wrote:

You could always fix her link.... that's what I did. big_smile

I'm pretty, I have no need to know nerdy computer stuff...


Society says so

Apr 28 10 06:03 pm Link

Retoucher

DVRetouching

Posts: 7157

Detroit, Michigan, US

ASYLUM - Art Nudes wrote:

You could always fix her link.... that's what I did. big_smile

God damn, I even fail at linking my own boobs.

Apr 28 10 06:03 pm Link

Photographer

ASYLUM - Art Nudes

Posts: 13657

Washington, District of Columbia, US

DVRetouching wrote:

the right one. borat

And then....

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qIxhONAMjiU/SjuoQFISS7I/AAAAAAAAAG0/M-XyHlcY8q8/s400/iron%2Bfist.JPG

Apr 28 10 06:03 pm Link

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DVRetouching

Posts: 7157

Detroit, Michigan, US

SPRINGHEEL wrote:

Oh believe me, I know...wink

Giggity

Apr 28 10 06:03 pm Link

Retoucher

DVRetouching

Posts: 7157

Detroit, Michigan, US

ASYLUM - Art Nudes wrote:

And then....

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qIxhONAMjiU/SjuoQFISS7I/AAAAAAAAAG0/M-XyHlcY8q8/s400/iron%2Bfist.JPG

OH NO!

Not the fist spankings!

Apr 28 10 06:03 pm Link

Photographer

ASYLUM - Art Nudes

Posts: 13657

Washington, District of Columbia, US

Fifi wrote:

Well, I had the most fun every time we hung out... I was actually considering coming home to visit and only telling you and Moraxian. lol

Get to it then!

Apr 28 10 06:03 pm Link

Model

Fifi

Posts: 58134

Gainesville, Florida, US

Damon and Asylum... I should have given you guys the boobies cause my so called Boo didn't even care.

*crais*

Apr 28 10 06:04 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Damon Banner wrote:

can I motorboat them?  I can imagine that being like heaven.

I've heard, from the customers at work, that my boobs are not good for motorboating. They prefer effortless motorboating, whereas I have to squeeze mine together to get even a minor sound effect.

Apr 28 10 06:05 pm Link

Photographer

ASYLUM - Art Nudes

Posts: 13657

Washington, District of Columbia, US

Fifi wrote:
Damon and Asylum... I should have given you guys the boobies cause my so called Boo didn't even care.

*crais*

That'll teach you!

Apr 28 10 06:05 pm Link

Makeup Artist

MUA Amy Elizabeth

Posts: 4985

Miami, Florida, US

Pixie, you have the cutest boobies.

Apr 28 10 06:06 pm Link

Model

Fifi

Posts: 58134

Gainesville, Florida, US

ShivaKitty wrote:

I've heard, from the customers at work, that my boobs are not good for motorboating. They prefer effortless motorboating, whereas I have to squeeze mine together to get even a minor sound effect.

Your customers suck...

Apr 28 10 06:06 pm Link

Photographer

Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

Fifi wrote:
Damon and Asylum... I should have given you guys the boobies cause my so called Boo didn't even care.

*crais*

we appreciate them.  we love the boobs.

Apr 28 10 06:07 pm Link