OK, NOW!! I have a couple of SLAMMIN' HOT images in my portfolio, I'd like feedback on. But I gotta WARN YOU before you say anything negative, I've got a really good excuse for any mistakes you find. So It's not like I'm being defensive or anything; it's just that I probably know more about photography than you do. ANYHOW, I'd LOVE your FEEDBACK as long as it's really effusive and tongue-in-cheek. GWC! Jul 10 05 06:13 pm Link On the image shot in the field behind Denny's ...lol... I call that my "david hambleton effect" or whatever. The model took her top off! You can't see from there but her titties are bare under her hair! You appeal to the cantankerous teenager that's still in me in some ways. Jul 10 05 06:23 pm Link On Chanta Rose's picture... Chanta Rose! MAN! She TURNED AROUND right before I shot her and the shutter-lag on my camera made me take this PICTURE of her BUTT! That and the fact you were standing behind someone else to give the effect of "sneaking a shot in", adds to the howling in my LOL. Jul 10 05 06:28 pm Link Posted by Joe K. Perez: I dont want to seem defensive or anything but... Jul 10 05 06:31 pm Link LOL! Jul 10 05 06:36 pm Link Posted by Lesley Slenning: HEY!!! ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME!? HUH?! Jul 10 05 06:41 pm Link Lighting superb, truly exquisite composition overall and the fact that you have your own business card shows true professionalism. I am totally impressed. Your photshop skills will definitley land you a future publication. Jul 10 05 06:49 pm Link Posted by Matthew Cousins: DUDE! YOU RAWK!! Thanks for the FEEDBACK! I'm glad I am on the right track! Jul 10 05 06:54 pm Link The image of your business card in the mirror shows effective use of depth of field. Did you do that deliberately or were you just lucky? For a photographer who seems to rely on luck a lot, it's been letting you down. mjr. Jul 10 05 07:35 pm Link I ask you, How do you critique a God? Jul 10 05 08:17 pm Link Very carefully, Lightning may strike if not done VERY CAREFULLY. Jul 10 05 08:30 pm Link Posted by Marcus J. Ranum: Did he just bust on me!? Jul 10 05 08:35 pm Link Posted by GWC: Posted by Marcus J. Ranum: Did he just bust on me!? Not effusive enough for you? Jul 10 05 08:43 pm Link Posted by Brian Diaz: Well, everyone usually says nice stuff about pictures that are full of hot chicks, so I assumed everyone would be fallin' all over themselves to say "DAMN GWC, HOW DID YOU GET THAT SLAMMIN' CHICK TO TAKE HER SHIRT OFF?" or stuff like that!! Jul 10 05 08:51 pm Link I think you need new glasses, they are too big for your head. Jul 10 05 08:58 pm Link Posted by Jack D Trute: Jealous little dog! When I get rich and famous I'll let you pee on the tires of my Ferrari! Jul 10 05 09:01 pm Link Not jealous, I just look at your avatar and see that they are a little big for your face. Jul 10 05 09:04 pm Link You could be a Junk Fashion King! Jul 10 05 09:04 pm Link The posting title stated critique GWC, sorry I thought that meant you as a hole. Your pics are the best. Jul 10 05 09:05 pm Link Posted by Jack D Trute: Jack is soooooo turning into a WHIMP!!! He's becoming a little WHIMPY poodle! Pink poodle to boot!! Where's the mean, vicious tyrannt mutt we've all come to love!! SHOW SOME TEETH!!! You're letting GWC off too easy!! Jul 10 05 09:13 pm Link I have no idea what so ever what that lunitic is talking about. Jul 10 05 09:16 pm Link Looks like Jack got into the catnip!! He's really mellow tonite.. Mellow Yellow!! woo woo!!! Jul 10 05 09:20 pm Link The artistic qualities of your work find a perplexing stature within your legion of collegues, to which a mere simple explanation cannot be derived. Only the comparative and superlative forms of adjectives and adverbs can be used without direct reference to anything else when it comes to your accomplishments to date. I am only left to ponder the fate of critique in the most worthy cause I know, Latin. I'll call this "absolute use" of language for critique and find different ways to translate it. For the comparative, I'd say "rather" instead of "more." For the superlative, I'd say "very" instead of "most." As the above pertains to your resolve to extend your artistic endeavor, if the adjective fortior being used absolutely, you'll translate it as rather brave, instead of braver. Fortissimus used absolutely would be very brave, instead of most brave. So behold the review with this deserving simplicity: fortior fortissimus. "You are rather brave with a very brave approach." Given such depth, I fear Latin can't put words into the ablative case to specify by how much the overall works possess a quality. Jul 10 05 10:22 pm Link When someone has work as bad as yours i usually just leave them to the Wolves!! But You got Balls and a Great sence of Humor!! That alone is enough to beat out 95% of the competition!! Now ya just gotta learn how to shoot!! You got the hard part beat!! (:--- Jul 10 05 10:29 pm Link Posted by area291: blink blink blink WTF????? Did someone let a political speechwriter in the forum??? Oh Tyler!!!!!! Jul 10 05 11:40 pm Link Posted by area291: DUDE! THanks!! THat is SLAMMIN' PRAISE indeed!!! Are you English or something? You sure talk funny! But I'm glad you love my stuff!!! Jul 11 05 08:04 am Link Posted by Hugh Jorgen: You mean, like, use my camera? Jul 11 05 08:05 am Link Posted by GWC: No, I'm a surfer. I'm stoked you like the review. You just happened to catch me after taking taking some wild air coming out of the tube...then to see your work was just xtreme. Jul 11 05 08:28 am Link Posted by GWC: Posted by Lesley Slenning: HEY!!! ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME!? HUH?! i would never make fun of the GWC! you da man!! i would win in a fist fight though Jul 11 05 10:46 pm Link |