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Okay did the geezers make it to the new year? Jan 01 12 10:17 am Link Guess not! Time to shutter the old clubhouse!  Jan 04 12 06:25 am Link Keep that racket down; there's people tryin' to sleep around here! Jan 04 12 06:52 am Link **pounds on ceiling with broom handle** Jan 04 12 07:22 am Link  Jan 04 12 09:02 am Link Andy Durazo wrote: Lady GaGa? You've got to be f#@king kidding me. Jan 04 12 05:07 pm Link Could someone go to the store for me and bring back some... wait, I'll remember in a minute... it had something to do with... oh hell, set up the checker board again. Jan 04 12 05:13 pm Link KGSF wrote: Checkers I thought were playing backgammon! Jan 04 12 08:47 pm Link night night Jan 04 12 10:47 pm Link GET OFF MY LAWN!  Jan 05 12 11:36 am Link Death Llama says  Jan 05 12 08:51 pm Link The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable. I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. How about a demonstration? The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead. Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye. The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet. Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye. Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous. Want to go double or nothing? Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between. The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk. The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands. Are you okay?' the auditor asks. Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!' Don't Mess with Old People!! Jan 05 12 11:13 pm Link Shutterbug5269 wrote: Wha? Jan 06 12 11:23 pm Link Andy Durazo wrote: Which thread? Jan 07 12 04:59 pm Link Chicken Parm sub from my local pizzaria. NOM NOM NOM!  Jan 07 12 05:18 pm Link Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Jan 07 12 08:07 pm Link Shutterbug5269 wrote: Jan 07 12 08:15 pm Link Andy Durazo wrote: You mean you didn't intend to use the Death Llama thing? Jan 07 12 09:32 pm Link Shutterbug5269 wrote: No I posted a picture of small birds, tits! Jan 08 12 12:24 am Link Andy Durazo wrote: You disappoint me sir. Jan 08 12 01:51 am Link Shutterbug5269 wrote: You saying you don't like tits?! Jan 08 12 11:51 pm Link Andy Durazo wrote: No I thought you posted the death llama thing to be funny. Jan 08 12 11:59 pm Link YEA!!!!!! Finally some good news! My dad is being discharged from the hospital tomorrow! He did so well with his physical therapy that he won't have to go to a rehab home. I'm so happy to bring him home! Jan 10 12 03:10 pm Link Good to hear. Jan 10 12 06:30 pm Link Excellent!! Jan 10 12 06:34 pm Link I am pleased to announce that dad is now home!  Jan 11 12 02:11 pm Link Hey geezers! WAKE UP!!!!!!!  Jan 12 12 10:27 am Link wow still out!  Jan 12 12 10:51 pm Link Last Geezer Standing!! Jan 14 12 10:28 am Link Flu! This geezer is stuck in bed! Jan 18 12 09:44 am Link *knock knock* ANYBODY HOME!! Feb 23 12 11:23 am Link Night night! May 14 12 12:30 am Link Andy Durazo wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ May 14 12 12:36 am Link Damn! that axe is sharp! Gotta get!! May 14 12 03:27 pm Link Andy Durazo wrote: BWAhahahahahahahahahahahaha! May 14 12 10:40 pm Link Posting in here for the first time. Is there bacon, girls, kittehs or any other stuffs I can consume? *waits* May 14 12 11:49 pm Link Mike we are geezers! Bacon will clog the arteries.  The nurses (if they are around) will cause heart attacks. There is always kitties! . Oh and welcome have a cold one! May 15 12 03:08 pm Link Michael L. wrote: You wanna chase Andy around with the axe for a bit? I'm getting tired. May 16 12 03:04 am Link Morning! Coffee Cofffeee Coffffeeee May 16 12 09:13 am Link Night night! May 17 12 11:59 pm Link |
